The Bench Conference is Off Today

Good morning. Alas, no substantive Bench Conference today but I will give you the opportunity to guess why. I am not going to blog because:

1) I am holed up in a secret location spending taxpayer-funded time preparing for my Senate testimony next week.

2) I am trying to schedule a three-round boxing match between Durham County district attorney Michael Nifong and North Carolina Attorney General Roy Cooper.

3) I am consoling myself after learning on Tuesday that I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

4) Two words: American Idol.

5) I am tracking down the New York Daily News' "Saddam is alive" story.

Have a great weekend.

By Andrew Cohen |  April 13, 2007; 9:00 AM ET
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