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Posted at 10:20 AM ET, 07/25/2006

Gene's Mid-Morning Mix

By Gene Weingarten

Headlines: Is Celebritologist Liz Kelly sleeping with me?... Celebritology attempted to reach Liz for comment, but she was on vacation and unavailable... More on this story as it develops... Angelina is leaving Brad for Stan... Justin issues an apology!... Oprah, Ozzie Osbourne and O.J. all begin with O!... Teen idol Marcel Dildorama does not exist yet but will next week... K-Fed, J-Lo, Jay-Z secretly swap hyphens, triggering 100-point drop in Dow; analysts call it a "needed correction"... Was Tony Kornheiser seen stinking drunk, necking with his 17-year-old Filipina nanny at 2 a.m. over Oysters Rockefeller in Red Sage last Friday? Not that I know of... Why, have you heard something?... Kim Jong Il admits he is circumcised... Photos surface of Kelly-Weingarten love tryst... Dr. Dre performs quadruple bypass surgery... "My art is a visual pun," he says, enigmatically... That filthy Snoop Dogg gesture turns out to mean "I respect women and will remain forever submissive and subservient to them, plus I am a total wuss" in Swahili... Celebritologist Kelly remains in seclusion at beach hideaway as rumors swirl...


By Gene Weingarten  | July 25, 2006; 10:20 AM ET
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