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Posted at 8:35 AM ET, 08/ 2/2006

Morning Mix: Jacko's Lawyers Quit

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Citing non-payment, Jacko's lawyers quit case... Mel Gibson asks Jewish community for help; sheriff's department investigating "special" treatment; Al Franken's rehab plan; TMZ.com in the spotlight... Kid Rock ties knot with Pamela Anderson in baseball cap (Note: The two previously separate entities will henceforth be known as "Pam Rock")... Tommy Lee says he's the strict parent (to 90210 characters sons Brandon and Dylan)... Paris Hilton's missing baubles turn up on eBay... Stella McCartney expecting second child... Derek Jeter cologne smells like "ambition, courage, passion and confidence"...Alice Cooper building Arizona teen center... Jackie Chan, Jet Li near movie deal...

Rumor Mill: Lindsay Lohan reportedly fired by U.K. record label... Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may reunite on Letterman in September... Hugh Grant to be best man at ex Liz Hurley's wedding... Diddy five hours late to his own party... Tori Spelling and new hubby admit to regular porn habit...

P.S. Anyone else watching "Rockstar: Supernova"? If so, please explain Lukas' puzzling hairdo and let me know which contestant you think is most likely to end up giving Tommy Lee a lap dance.

By Liz Kelly  | August 2, 2006; 8:35 AM ET
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Comments

Now, listen. I am not saying that Tommy Lee is a good parent - in fact, probably to the contrary. But at least he named his kids relatively normal names. Not something horrible like Phinneas, Moses, or Pilot Inspektor (PILOT INSPEKTOR?!?!?!?) Anyway, let's just ignore the fact that Tommy's kids names - Brandon and Dylan - also happen to be the names of 90210 characters. When the twins Brenda and Kelly come along, then we have trouble...

Posted by: akmitc | August 2, 2006 9:07 AM | Report abuse

I must have been living under a rock! It never occured to me about Tommy Lee naming his kids Brandon and Dylan and the 90210 connection! Oh dear...how sad of me! :-P

Posted by: Anonymous | August 2, 2006 9:09 AM | Report abuse

I think any contestant on "Supernova" would give Tommy a lapdance if they thought it would help their chances.

Uncomfortable reality TV = great ratings.

With Tommy involved it would be VERY uncomfotable. For anyone who was putting their heart into the performance, anyway.

bc

Posted by: bc | August 2, 2006 10:44 AM | Report abuse

And thus Jacko has sunk to an even lower low...

And I'm sorry, Liz, but "Pam Rock" isn't as clever of a nickname as Bennifer or TomKat. :-P

(but alas, I am too uninspired to think of something better)

Posted by: Southern Maryland | August 2, 2006 10:55 AM | Report abuse

Re: Pam Rock Marriage.

Seems like just another excuse for Pam Anderson to get ripped.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 2, 2006 11:10 AM | Report abuse

I'm watching Rockstar:Supernova as well - and I really don't like Lukas. I hope he gets in the bottom three this week.

Jill is the one who would have most likely given TLee a lap dance, but ever since Gilby Clark gave her the stern talking to last week, I bet she is gone after tomorrow.

Posted by: Cheryl | August 2, 2006 11:17 AM | Report abuse

I am watching Supernova. I think the luca guy is slightly retarded. Where did they get these contestants from? The guy from Iceland, who is sheltered to American Pop anyway, is the only person who could possibly front this band. Unfortunately, they will pick a chick, so they all can have a little fun for at least a show or two before they throw in the towel

Posted by: Anonymous | August 2, 2006 11:31 AM | Report abuse

Jackson lives in a fantasy world and probably thinks that he doesn't have to pay for anything because he's Michael Jackson. What a waste of DNA.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 2, 2006 12:02 PM | Report abuse

"Pam Rock?" Sounds like a lousy name for a band. Thumbs down! Better than "Kid Anderson," though.

Posted by: Phil | August 2, 2006 12:39 PM | Report abuse

After celebrities, what? So many celebrities are falling in public esteem for a variety of reasons, mostly by speaking and actions under the influence. Who or what would America look up to for inspiration, next?
- A

Posted by: Austin, TX | August 2, 2006 12:55 PM | Report abuse

Pamkid?
BoobRock?
KidBimbo?
Hey, wait! I've got it!
KidRack

Posted by: kurosawaguy | August 2, 2006 1:10 PM | Report abuse

Why on earth do I care that Tori Spelling and her husband watch hardcore porn?? I'm not a prude, and I don't care what Tori (or anyone else for that matter) do in their own homes...but do I need to know about it? What would possess her to tell any one that...unless it was a way of letting the website know that do to her pidly inheritance they will have to find a new way to finance their "habit"

Posted by: BB | August 2, 2006 3:51 PM | Report abuse

Dude, "Kidrack" it is. You are genius.

Posted by: Liz | August 2, 2006 4:00 PM | Report abuse

1. KidRack -- loves it.
2. Brandon & Dylan -- what I want to know is if Pammie & Tommy did it on purpose, was Pammie thinking that she'd eventually have, like, 8 kids? Or was she going to leave David and Andrea out (I would, they sucked)?
3. Rockstar:Supernova -- I'm watching and loving/hating. Lukas is a tool, Zarya is just wrong, and I really want to take Dana's new extensions and smokey-eyes and constant devil's horns and throw them out a window. Lap dance? Well Jill would if Gilby let her, but my money is on ... Navarro. He's got mad skillz, yo. Or rather, he's consistent.

Posted by: belle | August 2, 2006 7:46 PM | Report abuse

4. I just remembered Stormie Largie's six letters. She'd do a lap dance "in private" but seems to have the sense not to do it while the [CBS] cameras are rolling.

-- Tommy...!
-- What - ie..?!
-- I have six letters for you
s-h-u-t-u-p
b-q-u-i-e-t
u-g-l-i-e-r

I was really hoping for something better than Google. Yes, there is something better than Google, folks.

Posted by: belle | August 2, 2006 10:18 PM | Report abuse

Who cares what we think? What does Paris Hilton think abut all of this?

Posted by: Only in America | August 3, 2006 12:42 AM | Report abuse

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