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Morning Mix: Paris Hilton's Music Makes Her Cry, Too
"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good." -- Paris Hilton on her debut album, released today, enabling us all to cry.
"If she's wearing black, you just wear black. Matching is not her job. It's yours. You're the purse." -- Ashton Kutcher on coordinating his outfits with wife Demi Moore in the latest issue of Details
Headlines: Diddy and long-time girlfriend Kim Porter expecting second child... "Rockstar: Supernova" host Brooke Burke engaged and pregnant... Internet sleuths rout out MySpace celebrity impostors... Both Keane and Darkness frontmen enter rehab.
Rumor Mill: Britney says she wants to be buried with her dog, inaptly named "Lucky"... Madonna claims Kabbalah liquid will clean up nuclear waste... David Hasselhoff contemplating move to U.K.
P.S. This movie trailer mash-up re-imagines "Snakes on a Plane" with an all-star cast.
P.P.S. The Style section reviews tonight's debut of "Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty." Ouch.
By Liz |
August 22, 2006; 8:44 AM ET
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Posted by: Corinne | August 22, 2006 9:54 AM
That Kutcher quote actually makes me respect him (just a little bit). At least he knows he's a purse. I'm pretty sure Federline hasn't gotten the memo on that one yet.
Posted by: mmy | August 22, 2006 10:05 AM
Does this mean that when Lucky goes, Britney goes? Pleeeeeeze say that's how it works!
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2006 11:03 AM
I was driving in a rather remote section of VA last weekend and the only radio station we could get was playing Paris Hilton - that made me cry too. Next time I will bring a few more CD's.
Posted by: morethan2activebraincells | August 22, 2006 12:02 PM
I was driving through the south this past week and I thought of a very apt analogy (for you kids taking the college boards)
Paris Hilton is to Music
what
General Sherman is to Georgia
Posted by: Bunkley | August 22, 2006 4:53 PM
wow youd think with all that money stars would do more with there life...haha
Posted by: ashley | August 24, 2006 4:13 PM
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Your review of the Teen Choice Awards reminds me that I missed your review of the William Shatner roast Sunday evening.
My review: It sucked. It was so awful in so many ways.
How many jokes can you make about George Takei coming out of the closet? The best one came from Patton Oswalt, who asked if the closet made that whooshing sound when Takei came out.
Andy Dick? Gag. I hope everyone he licked got shots the next day.
Farrah Fawcett? It was like watching a train wreck.
It was over the top raunchy. And Shatner was right when he got up and said that his career had given them so much material they could have worked with.
He was right. That roast could have been much better.