I am shocked -- SHOCKED -- by Pam and Rock's breakup after four months. I thought for sure it would last six.

Someone should send an urgent message to Lindsay Lohan to let her know that Sex and the City was in fact not a documentary but actually a TV show. I think she'll be blown away.

I had 3 months in the Pam/Rock divorce pool (I'd figured one month per wedding ceremony). Darn. The receptionists had better be buying the drinks at happy hour...

Can the Pam Anderson Kid Rock marriage be considered the shortest in history? They did get married again a few hours before the divorce announcement.

If the Spears, K-Fed train wreck Chaotic is any indication of that union the diary should be one heck of a page turner.

The small screen version of Sex and the City changed Lohan's life, yikes. I wonder how much damage the big screen version can do to it?

I thought they'd make it a year! Damn. That bikini clad drunken wedding was the one I thought would stick.

Pam and Kid getting a divorce. What is this world coming to? I thought it would last, something about the way they looked into each others blood shot eyes, the bikini and beer as the said their vows. First Reese and Ryan and now this, the shock is just too much.

Borat may have chance.

Gotta love Jesse Jackson. He has Michael Richards on his show, then the next day demands for a boycott (Excellent idea. Punish those that had nothing to do with the incident.)

Jackson could've at least had the guts to call for the boycott on the air while Richards was sitting across from him.

haha! yes, somebody please alert borat to the latest development in pam's life!

on another note, that tv list is bunk. first off, why include quotes from politicians and newsmakers?? and why include brand new quotes, like the one from "how i met your mother?" has that already reached catch-phrase status? i can't see it.

a glaring omission is mary tyler moore's, "mr. grant", said in that whiney voice.

Will Pam and Kid Rock do round-the-world divorces too?

re the list:

what about:
"Looocy, you got some 'splainin' to do."

What Pam needs right now is a friend. Someone like Paris Hilton!
Pam, by the way, is one of the few, er, starlets that I accept panty-free. Her kids already have that video of their parents to deal with.

Who ever heard of paying after you give an apology? I agree, what Michael Richards said was reprehensible, but those hecklers are out there if they think they should get a dime for their "suffering". At the most, they should get their money back for their tickets, but to try and profit from an argument that they STARTED by heckling him? C'mon!!!

"Calling up Jesse and Al as if they were the co-Popes of black folks is almost as dumb as your lame, racist onstage repartee," wrote Ellis."

Can I get an AMEN to that, please? BTW, since when did African americans watch Seinfeld anyway? There were never any black characters on the show to begin with and it was never really popular with black folks (I being one of them...)

What about...

Gilllllligannnnn
Hey Mr. Wilson
Beam me up Scottie
Hey Goob, Hey Andy, Hey Aunt Bea, etc. etc.
Hi-Ho Silver awayyyy
Ohhh Noooo (Mr. Bill)

Re: Can I get an AMEN to that, please? BTW, since when did African americans watch Seinfeld anyway? There were never any black characters on the show to begin with and it was never really popular with black folks (I being one of them...)

To answer your question yes it is popular among blacks (I beinig one of them) and there actually were a couple of black characters on the show. The lack of black characters never stopped us before. If that was true we would be mainly looking at music videos!!

Hi Liz et al.

Did you catch news of the planned ABBA museum in Sweden?

Wow! Mr Richie and Ms. Anderson are yet another strong argument for protecting the sanctity of marriage and limiting it to the heterosexuals.