Come on, Lizzy, tell us your first reaction wasn't "Federline can read and write? I never knew that."

Jason is not Britney's ex-husband. They weren't divorced, they got an annulment. A valid marriage didn't exist.

I give Eva and Tony a year. Let's just say that I don't think playing Gabby is much of a stretch for her.

As usual, you folks in the liberal media establishment bury the real lead: Kevin Federline knows how to write!!

I was like you know dude so into her when she was like up there you know on the stage and all and I thought I just wanna I wanna and next thing I know we did so we were like soooo you know and all and then we like got married and everything but somehow dude it just wasnt all that I though it would be and the partying and all wasn't as b*tchen as Id hoped and the money and the cars and even the clothes and then I met this porn star but you know that was totally cool I mean I was like a gen'lman and all see...

I look forward to not reading all of Britney Spear's ex-husbands' books as she continues to generate them (the exes, not the books).

A producer or someone should have stopped Danny from going on the show or at the very least given him a cup of coffee. Did he drink right up to the point of going on the show?

Call me crazy but I honestly thought Selma and Ahmet would make it. They seem so crazy that it just might work.

Yet another entry to the sweet fancy Moses why catergory. Another Beverly Hills cop, are you kidding me? Is Rocky the return of the aged boxer not enough?

A producer or someone should have stopped Danny from going on the show or at the very least given him a cup of coffee. Did he drink right up to the point of going on stage?

Call me crazy but I honestly thought Selma and Ahmet would make it. They seem so crazy that it should have worked.

Yet another entry to the sweet fancy Moses why catergory. Another Beverly Hills cop, are you kidding me? Is Rocky the return of the aged boxer not enough?

Oprah's gardener stripping is not that big of a deal. You've got to pay the bills somehow in pursuit of your dreams.

Pennywit - note that it isn't K-Fed writing the book, it's her first 48-hour husband, Jason Alexander.

And that's why they call her Pennywit.

Dina Lohan is evil, like the worst mother ever. She's one of those "let's wear the same clothes, hang out at the same clubs, do the same drugs from the same straw" moms, who are living their second childhoods through their children.
You know, I actually thought Selma and Ahmet would last longer than they did, since they skip the party scene. What keeps Young Hollywood together these days?! I thought staying away from Paris Hilton, wearing panties (boys too!), and not living in L.A. were all it took. Someone get Paul Newman on the phone, how have he and Joanne managed to stay together for 100 years?

The only way Id see BHCop IV is if Eddie fills it with tranny hookers wearing giant platform boots and shouting Girl Power...

What's the problem w/ Jamie Durie, Oprah's gardening guru, being a Chippendales-type dancer in a previous life? It's not like he was having sex for money. Is this any worse than, say, a woman being a Laker Girl and then having a career in dancing/singing? It's no different than many other jobs in the entertainment industry. Cut him some slack.