Wow. This latest news makes my comments last week almost seem prophetic.

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Appendicitis?!?! Dang it! I had $100 on Cirrhosis of the liver being her first major ailment.

Posted by: BF | January 5, 2007 11:34 AM

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If you drank vodka in a Red Bull can for dinner every night while on starvation diet so you can "hottest" bimbo on the bimbo scene, you'll have liver damage too.

If you drank vodka in a Red Bull can for dinner every night while on starvation diet so you can be "hottest" bimbo on the bimbo scene, you'll have liver damage too.

Man she must put away the sauce 24/7 tohave liver damage at 20! I'm in my 50s and know people who've been drinking longer than she has been alive.

The Coke diet isn't exactly starvation.

What's up with the blabbing from Matthew Fox? First the skinny dipping news and now he's "phenominally manipulative" I smell a misquote release if this gets a lot of attention.

Jeez, when your stylist is putting distance between the two of you could rock bottom be far away Britney?

If this guy isn't the father of Anna Nicole's baby why is she bothering to fight it. Do the bloody test, if he's not the dad she gets to do the told you so dance and leave him with the attorney fees and egg on his face. End of story.

Is it mean to have a poll regarding the next organ Lilo will need to seek medical attention for?

OK who has Tony Curtis in the Death Pool?

Lindsey's liver wants out just as badly as her appendix does. Pretty soon she won't have any organs left. (Brain's already gone, jury's out on heart)

Maybe Disney can turn her into an audio-animatronic like they did for Dick Cheney and Al Gore?

Liz, it is Kerkorian, only one o.

Jerry Rivers just wants his nose broken again, Olbermann is the guy to do it.
I think Foxy must've been drunk when he was quoted, but that's fine. Tired of all the nicey-spacey quotes from other celebs, we needed to read something with an edge!
Not surprised George Michael is claiming innocence -- technically he was not driving. Is it really a crime to sleep off your partying in your car? Well, I guess since he was actually at an intersection and not parked, it is sorta...not good. But still!
If John Waters says K-Fed is alright, then K-Fed is alright. That's one person (Waters) who I trust for cultural advice.
Anna Nicole...I'm still reaching for something to say, something about conspiracies and aliens and booze and TrimSpa, baby. Oh, here it is: What if SHE's not the mother?! What if the whole pregnancy thing was a hoax? I cannot understand why she doesn't get this paternity thing over with before that child is old enough to understand and hate her.
Tony Curtis has been on my Death Watch for the last 5 years; love him, love the bouffant-n-ascot he's taken to wearing in his later years (remember when he was so butch?), but honeylamb is old. May he go out peacefully, and before Memorial Day so that I can get the $50!

If you think Al Gore's an audio-animatronic, Ken, you haven't seen "An Inconvenient Truth". He actually cracks some really funny jokes.

Actually, S, I haven't seen "An Inconvenient Truth" yet. Fox News tells me it's nothing but lies and propaganda. I must believe that global warming is nothing by a hoax by the Liberal Left and that a surge of troops will save Iraq, end terrorism in the world, and make the world safe for democracy.

(j/k, just haven't had a chance yet to see "An Inconvenient Truth")

I'm not surprised about Lindsay's liver. Heck, look at Kimbereley Stewart (Rod Stewarts daughter) she is only like 22 and has advanced liver disease. She told her father she thought that since she had Scottish genes she could drink as much as she wanted. An obvious indicatior that the quality of education in zip code 90210 is severely lacking.

I hope you all realize that by bringing up Tony Curtis, you have now killed him