I vote Jar Jar Binks or Alf.

All of these guys claiming to be the kid's father reminds me of an episode of NYPD Blue - Detective Medavoy said of a body they'd found:

"There is an *inordinate* amount of semen in that body."

If all these guys were really boinking Anna, when did she have time for anything else? Wouldn't they have shown up in any of the zillions of photos from her day in (the Supreme) Court? At least one would have to be zipping up in at least one of those photos, right?

I see an early round upset with Verne Troyer taking out Larry Birkhead.

I've held my tongue for the last several weeks on Anna Nicole. But I think it's time to come clean.

I am the Danielynn's father. Sure I've never had sex with Anna, let alone been in the same zip code as her. And she had no idea who I am, let alone that I exist. But I have no doubt that it's my child. It's a modern day immaculate conception.

Now if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop talking about me, my child, and of course the millions of dollars that I will inherit to take care of Danielynn.

I'm Danielynn's father and so is my wife!

BF, that first paragraph gives dirty minds a lot to work with.

Better question - who ISN'T her father?

Satan's ranked entirely too low, I think.

I wonder how much money the manufacturer of Viagra made thanks to Anna Nicholes rumps with all of these old geezers.

Cheers to Jennifer for getting on the cover of Vogue. Jeers to Beyonce if she really is trying to get removed from party lists. Jennifer is more talented anyway.

I have never heard of this many men rushing to lay claim to a baby. MOney notwithstanding. I've got to echo other posters on this one. Who wasn't doing her (no disrespect)?

OK, I've met John Mayer several times. He does NOT, in reality, have an outsized Frankenstein's Monster head. What's up with that photo?

Geez, Beyonce needs to get over herself. She is trying to monopolize EVERYTHING--sports illustrated, grammys, oscars, golden globes, fashion design, and now that a competitor has come into the game a la Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce throws a bit of a fit. You can only go so high, sweetie, before someone NEW AND FRESH comes along.