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My Funny Valentine
Full disclosure: I asked celebrated wit and official Celebritology mentor Gene Weingarten to craft me a few stanzas having to do with celebrities and Valentine's Day, but -- shucks -- I never expected this masterpiece, proving -- once again -- that the funny bone is the quickest route to a girl's heart (at least this one's heart):
Paris in the springtime
Is like Paris in the fall.
A minute watching Paris,
And Paris starts to pall.
Britney is a spaniel
Nice but really dumb.
Don't care if she wears panties --
Who wants to see her bum?
Lindsay's got no flesh left
And J.Lo's got too much --
Anna's dead; besides, I dread
Her creepy Midas touch.
My choice of famous valentine
Takes no apologist --
It's without shame I say the name
Of the Celebritologist.
By Liz |
February 14, 2007; 10:42 AM ET
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Posted by: 23112 | February 14, 2007 11:25 AM
So, Liz, you're saying this is better than when I said you were "hot" the other day?
Why must the poets always be so studly?
Posted by: byoolin | February 14, 2007 12:20 PM
V-Day is not my
Favorite Day. But Gene Will
You Marry Me Please?
Posted by: NotSoHottie in Baltimore | February 14, 2007 12:42 PM
wowwww I love gene.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 14, 2007 12:52 PM
Liz: And what's the deal w/ you and Gene - and why isn't your husband jealous?
Or is that one of the side-effects of watching too much TV?
Posted by: Bogota | February 14, 2007 2:19 PM
awwwwwwww
Posted by: Anonymous | February 14, 2007 3:47 PM
And even a little interior rhyme at the end! Not enough to last me until April, but nice to have him drop in.
Posted by: NoShowMo | February 15, 2007 8:11 AM
Oh, that Gene. Lesigh.
Posted by: Ern | February 15, 2007 12:28 PM
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"J.Lo's got too much"
NO SHE DOES NOT.