"Las Vegas resident Michael Jackson considers Strip show"

That really should've been phrased "considers show on the Strip." Your phrasing had me recoiling in horror that Jacko was considering becoming a stripper.

Hey where's the Lost analysis????

Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically over the Jake Gyllenhaal thing?

All I could think of was one of my oldest friends and how he reacted to EVERY poopy-diaper change he did. His wife said she made him change them because she loved watching his face...

What is it with guys and diapers? We don't like the way they smell either, gentlemen...

Aside of the fact that the Lost Analysis is usually AFTER the Morning Mix, I'm not holding my breath on getting one today. Liz is gone, remember? We've got guest bloggers. We didn't get a second daily blog Monday or Yesterday.

Hey! My husband changed diapers. He stayed up all night when our first kid was born on poo watch because he was determined to change the first diaper and set a precedent.

Seriously, who would stalk Jeff Goldblum?

"organic diaper"...oxymoron? Or just stupid? Sheesh, paper or cloth, people.

I love Jeff Goldblum!!! But not in a weird enough way to want to stalk him.
I myself have been stalked. It's not even really about having a crush on some one. I think it's about control.

Gene?

I too had a huge ewwwwwwwww, thought when reading the part about Michael and the strip show. The disturbed part of my mind wonders what it would be like, hopefully the full monty would not be included and who in the heck would attend. Ohhh, I need a psych consult.

Was Britney out of rehab recently when she apparently attacked someone's car with an umbrella of all things? There was something in the Style online section about it.

I think Britney did the umbrella attack on the day after she left the second rehab place and was trying to see K-Fed and the kids, was at the lawyers etc. I think that was the day K-Fed told her enough already, get back into rehab.
Personally I don't see why she didn't just get a suite at a swanky hotel(Chateau Marmot?) and make a few phone calls instead of allowing herself to be such paparrazi fodder, but maybe she likes it.

Barb,

Thanks for clearing that up. They stated that the umbrella attack didn't have any effect on the car. A couple of well placed call and hangups would have been more effective indeed. She might just enjoy the paparrazi with a side of humilation.

Barb, I read somewhere that Britney DID try to check into a hotel but had no cash or credit cards, so sat by the pool crying and shaving her legs.

Now I ask -- who carries a razor but no cash or credit cards?

I think it was the same day as the whole K-Fed/umbrella thing, but am not certain.

Yuck. I would be so grossed out if some one shaved their legs,pits, or worse, their you know whatty (or twatty..tee-hee, this is Britney after all) by the pool.....Miss Manners would NOT approve!!