If MK and Ashley want to do something to "make them look more polished," they need only wait until the last shreds of skin fall off their emaciated bodies, then soak the bones in a mildly caustic solution and leave 'em in the sun for a couple of days.

Who in their right mind let Paris Hilton adopt another animal? There are certain things you know you can't do with certain celebrities. You don't let Ozzy drive anything with wheels, and you don't let Paris Hilton play with anything living.

I could have sworn that Wynonna was gay.

I nearly spit out my coffee on that comment. Thanks for the laugh!

The Olsens, the Hiltons. Why don't these idiot people use their money to do something decent for a change? Or go to a soup kitchen and help out? They need contact with the real world.

Wynnona is just big and burly.

Will someone please explain to me why Heather Locklear keeps getting work?

I think Jack Black would be better for an Elvis parody....

heather gets work for the same reason joan collins and linda evans can get a broadway show.

and nobody knows what that reason is.

Lisa1, Not only does HL keep getting work, David Spade keeps getting work AND the two dated one another.

That's three of the Four Horsemen Of The Modern Apocalypse right there. (The fourth may be Sanjaya's continued success on AI, but I haven't watched it at all and can't say so for sure.)

I've been speaking out against unethical Munchkin breeders for years. Doesn't seem to work. Most of these breeders have NO clue about genetics, or WHY you don't breed mutation-based breeds with other mutation-based breeds. DUH!!! Munchkins, and now, heaven help us, Napoleans do have significant health issues in many lines. Napoleans are munchkinized Persians. There are some breeders who will lie, cheat & steal to get their hands on cats of other breeds to put them into Munchkins. If people would stop asking for them, these ignoramouses would stop breeding them. Arrgh!!! Personally, I'd NEVER place an animal with Miss bubble-head hilton.

I feel the need to take a long shower with strong soap and rinse myself with disinfectant after getting today's celebrity dirt on me. Why can't we take these rich dweebs and house them in doublewides in the middle of Tornado Alley? We'd be rid of them within a year.

i am not one to think celebrities deserve an ounce of privacy (they HIRE publicists, for crying out loud!!!), but i do think we should draw the line at announcing celeb "baby bumps". it's wrong to speculate about anyone's state of pregnancy/non-pregnancy. suppose [insert celeb name] miscarries? there is a reason to stay quiet about it until an annoucement is made, usually after 13 weeks. i personally do NOT want to know until all is well! i don't wish miscarriage on anyone, not even paris hilton.

The Olsen twins ... SUCH a train wreck. How long before they spiral into Anna Nicole Smith territory?

paris needs a new pet like britney needs another baby

"you don't let Paris Hilton play with anything living"

DC Cube Farm: for the most part, that works. That's why we let Paris play with Nicole Richie and Britney Spears. Unfortunately, Paris does occasionally get hold of something animate and conscious, so we have to call the ASPCA.