9 drugs? Good lord. Well, I'm sure there was a good reason for all of them.

The drugs found in Smith's system included:
· Trichloroethanol (a sedative and hypnotic)
ok, I guess she needed that.

· Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts, including genital warts)
Anybody surprised that she might have genital warts? Anybody? Bueller? Anybody?

· Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (an antihistimine and sedative)
Well, who doesn't have allergies. Hmm.. Another sedative.

· Clonazepam (aka Klonopin; used for treating anxiety)
No doubt experiencing anxiety form the possibility of the world finding out she has genital warts.

· Diazepam (muscle relaxant, used for treating anxiety, insomnia)
See above, but you'd think just one of these would've been enough.

· Nordiazapam (sedative)
Yet another sedative.

· Temazepam (a sedative and hypnotic)
Does one really need 4 sedatives?

· Oxazepam (a muscle relaxant and sedative)
a fifth one?

· Lorazapam (anti-nausea, sedative, muscle relaxant)
You've got to be kidding me. 6 sedatives?

I guess she had nothing to do, nowhere to go, she wanna be sedated. If only Stern had gotten her to the airport and put her on a plane.

i found it surprising that bill clinton was willing to tell the world that he "happens to like" the multitude talents of britney spears.
i "happen to not be surprised".

"I'll stay on the sofa enjoying the vibe by raising my arms." Tony Parker is not just a lyrical genius, he is also a party animal.

Don't hurl the dvd at Jeremy Piven. Get him to sign it and then put it on ebay. Now if he doesn't want to sign it, well I don't want to advocate throwing things at people, however......

You could say this is covered by the Phil Spector but I think there should be a Don King wig for the Sanjaya cut-and-fold. Two wigs actually, one from Don in his hay day and current Don.

The coroner may not want to comment on the quality of care, but I sure do! If one doctor prescribed all those meds, s/he should have her/his license revoked. No wonder she was complaining of severe fatigue.

Mary Weiland exhaled; husband's clothes are now ashes.

Jeremy Piven should not be allowed out of his house without publicist supervision.

What NBA player has not released a rap album?

Damn those Brits, Now Snoop & Diddy will have to tour here.

Other good do's to test on Sanjaya:

Kim Jong Il (finger in a light socket)
Ronald Reagan (prematurely orange)
Sean Connery (chrome top, side fringe)
Carrot Top (sort of a curly Reagan)
Marilyn Manson (eek)

CMC: I wonder where Elvis' doc is these days.

I have to defend Will. He's clearly a little drunk and misplaced his hand. That girl is somewhat ridiculous fame-seeker - what's with her glamour shot? As for all the drama with him facing a scolding and having to grovel to Kate - come on! It was clearly an accidental, but awkward, hand placement! What girl or dad in their rigt mind would get upset over that? The Harry groping was much more obvious...

Hey, a grope from the gorgeous future king of England....who would complain!!
OK, this I don't get: if I want to go out and burn my husband's clothes (which presumably we jointly own, since we are married) on my own property, I get arrested for vandalism? Shouldn't the police just stay out of it?

Picture this. Sanjaya in a fluffy and juicy geri curl. The curl has to be dripping a la Coming to America. Bottle of neutralizer a must.

Gotta defend Prince William. What breast? Wills probably thought she was a Sanjaya impersonator. That girl is in dire need of a pair of A-cup implants, and I am no proponent of cosmetic surgery.

Unless that girl's breast is growing out of the side of her chest, I don't see it as a grope. Yes his hand came near her breast, but that's it.

Look at the pic, and tell me that it doesn't look like she did a little dip and twist into his hand. I don't condone real groping like Schwarzzy and Bubba Clinton got pinged for, but I really doubt that Prince Will was grabbing for some Brazilian tart looking for publicity.

should be "don king's heyday", rather than "hay day", unless the writer is comparing him to mr. ed......., rather unfortunate for mr. ed, wouldn't you say?

Oops, I missed that.

I'm surprised ANS could even stand up. That's enough sedatives to kill an elephant!

Jeez, the more we learn, the seamier it gets. An infection in the butt, genital warts ... I hope all her countless sexual partners are getting themselves tested, pronto.

Angelina Jolie's "never been that interested in food". Well, there's a shocker. The anorexic look and veins popping out of her skeletal arms and forehead kinda gave that one away.

Snarking aside, though, it's understandable that she can't eat after the death of her mother. I had the same reaction during a bereavement; I couldn't even force myself to eat during the most intense stages of grief.

Holy cow, Michelle Williams has gotten skinny:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20016035_14,00.html

I *loved* her pixie haircut last month; hope she keeps it and the extensions are just for a movie.