"I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman's curves; there is no way I'd see them go to zero."

I believe the concept Miss Lopez is attempting to convey in her sophisticated, stylized manner is the mathematical construct known as the asymptote.

Hey, I like Jenny's butt and boobs and all the connecting parts.

Lopez can understand the pressure: She says that in Hollywood, "I've always been seen as a big girl."

It's so true. I can barely tell her and Camryn Manheim apart.

If actors & actresses were restaurants, Jennifer Lopez would be the McDonalds of Hollywood ("alot on the menu, just not sure it's food").

I'm torn if Paris Hilton would be a Kentucky Fried Chicken or a Checkers... probably Checkers ("get in, get out, and it's greasy.")

JLo has boobs? really?

Marc Anthony is a size zero.

Paris Hilton would be a burger joint that frequently gets cited for health code violations.

Did you ever think you'd ever see the word "asymptote" on the same page w/Paris Hilton & Jlo?

I had to Google asymptote & I still don't know what it means but I know it shouldn't be on the same page as Paris or JLo.

I don't why you'd object, the use of "asymptote" was perfectly cromulent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromulent#Cromulent_and_Embiggen

:)

So, I'm reading the column half asleep today and I was TOTALLY convinced that the JLo quote was Sean Connery explaining why he won't be in the next Indiana Jones movie. Was thinking James Bond had gotten fluffy and vain...I better go have my coffee.

allison, i thought the same thing too: bond w/b**bies? the quote made much more sense when i read it came from jlo. and i say cut her some slack. yes, she's a diva, but it's not like she went halle berry vain and just released that as a statement. she answered an interviewer's question

It's a shame Harrison Ford is onboard with the sequel. It's possible that Sean Connery knows a stink-bomb when he sees one.

Shia LaBeouf as Indiana Jone's son proves that Indiana Jones 4 is bereft of any worthwhile story or characters, so they're pandering to the teenage audience. Harrison's too long in the tooth to be playing Indiana now. What's next, Leonard Nimoy reprises a geriatric Spock?

Big ups to Ken for adding to my vocabulary. I just need to find the right conversations to drop these gems.

Now I've always liked Reese Witherspoon, but what is a 7-year-old girl doing getting manicures? Ick.

B@Work. I too had to google "asymptote" because I had vaguely remembered it from school...but after reading the definition, i thought WTF?!?!

I think ken's comment was posted on the wrong board

I hope Vietnam makes an example of out Gary Glitter. The Rueters story didn't mention that he had already been convicted in Britain of possessing child pornography. That in itself makes his activities in Southeast Asia HIGHLY suspect.

[Lopez can understand the pressure: She says that in Hollywood, "I've always been seen as a big girl."]
BF said [It's so true. I can barely tell her and Camryn Manheim apart.]
The way I read it, she was saying that Hollywood...the land of size 0 females who look emaciated..she's considered a big girl and by a size 0 standard she is.
By most normal people's standards she's, well, normal size.

Lemme get this straight. Disney (A.K.A. Satan's Savings & Loan) is honked off at Keith for a ribald little nugget about snorting his dad's cremated remains (because it might impact their POTC III profits)? Yeah, right. Like Michael Eisner wasn't sodomizing a Mickey Mouse plush toy in his office, every chance he got. Probably invited his golf buddies to watch.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal:

Go with either "Re-Jake" or "Jeese"!!!