Morning Mix: Lohan Checks Into Rehab
Headlines: Lindsay Lohan checks into rehab... Mischa Barton better after Memorial Day scare... Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she's communicating with Rosie O'Donnell... Ashton Kutcher signs two-year production deal with CBS... Justin Timberlake launches his own record label... Bo Diddley recovering from stroke... Amy Winehouse's mother says pop star is too skinny... Larry Birkhead's former lawyer sues for unpaid legal fees... Brandy may face vehicular manslaughter charge... Rapper Young Jeezy arrested at Georgia strip club.
Rumor Mill: Sick Britney Spears had to be carried out of hotel bar bathroom... Vocal coach says she helped Jordin Sparks... Ozzy Osbourne declined invite to duet with Sanjaya Malakar on "Idol" finale... Music mogul Clive Davis furious with Kelly Clarkson over album... Paris Hilton dumped from photog's book of "stunning" heiresses... Bobby Brown forgets the words to "My Prerogative"... Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown signs on to "Dancing With the Stars."
Say What?
"I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or 'Good Morning America.' I am only human people and I love you for still loving me." -- Britney Spears in a new message posted to her Web site
"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no...clue what Memorial Day really means!!...There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!" -- Nicole Ritchie's e-mail invite to friends for her Memorial Day party | Full e-mail (Ritchie's publicist says she was joking.)
By Liz |
May 30, 2007; 7:42 AM ET
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Posted by: BF | May 30, 2007 8:28 AM
Here's one of the funnier takes on the whole Lindsay Lohan thing (if that's possible).
http://www.theweeklydonut.org
Posted by: JimA | May 30, 2007 8:36 AM
Who would have thought it would be Ozzy Osbourne with some sense of dignity.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 30, 2007 8:52 AM
Can i respond to Nicole Ritchie's invitation as TWO girls?
Posted by: RSVP | May 30, 2007 9:25 AM
No, really, Liz has an ilk?!?!?
Posted by: byoolin | May 30, 2007 9:44 AM
So you find it hard to believe any ilk would accept me?
Posted by: Liz | May 30, 2007 9:54 AM
No, it's the opposite - the Groucho Marx thing. "I wouldn't want to join any ilk that would have me." You are, after all, a woman of rare taste and distinction.
Posted by: byoolin | May 30, 2007 10:05 AM
"I am only human people and I love you for still loving me." -- Britney Spears in a new message posted to her Web site.
Whatever will become of poor Brit-Brit, once the antidepressants wear off and it dawns on her that we don't love her, that even those closest to her no longer care, and that the emotionally stunted gravy train of pop celebrity has left the station without her?
Sounds like Miss All That is headed for another breakdown.
Posted by: MisterBear | May 30, 2007 10:12 AM
Sounds like wishful thinking, Britney. Your 15 minutes of fame is waning fast .... oops, there it goes!
Posted by: pnina | May 30, 2007 10:34 AM
Bobby forgot words to My Perogative...not that big a deal, I've heard Bruce Hornsby forget words to one of his songs, and I've heard my cousin (a career musician) repeat a line from a previous verse by accident and not realize it until it didn't rhyme with the following. All it proves is that the singers aren't lip-synching.
Posted by: 23112 | May 30, 2007 11:39 AM
I still don't understand why Lohan was not put in jail for illegal/underage drinking AND leaving the scene of an accident. Do the cops not care that she is UNDERAGE? Guilty until proven celebrity?
She said she always thought she would die before entering rehab ... well, Linds, you may just get your wish.
Posted by: C. | May 30, 2007 1:14 PM
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"Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she's communicating with Rosie O'Donnell"
YOU FOOL!!!