Morning Mix: No Toy Guns for Brangelina Brood

Headlines: Paris Hilton says she's not above the law (but why is she still driving?)... Lindsay Lohan tells David Letterman she loves McDonald's... Cate Blanchett's miraculous recovery... Ashley Judd graduates from college... Tom Jones and Diddy join Diana concert line-up... Drew Barrymore selected as UN World Food Program ambassador... Ricki Lake details 125-pound weight loss... "Simpsons" creators celebrate 400th episode... Lily Allen ("Smile") launches fashion line... Fellow British chanteuse Amy Winehouse smiles, too... Tammy Faye Messner ends cancer treatment, thanks fans for support... Akon apologizes for dirty onstage dancing with 14-year-old... Third woman says Phil Spector pulled a gun on her.

Rumor Mill: No toy guns for Brangelina brood... Is Tori Spelling's "Inn Love" a total sham?... Johnny Depp to marry Vanessa Paradis?... Is Penelope Cruz dating Lenny Kravitz?... Incognito Orlando Bloom looking for love on Facebook.com.

Say What?
"So, what was it like working with my daughter?" -- Dina Lohan, special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, quizzes Jane Fonda at the "Georgia Rule" premiere


Bonus:
-- Nine sketch-comedy bits that should've been recurring characters
-- Celebrity political donations

Chat Day: Tune in at 2 p.m. ET for this week's installment of Celebritology Live, in which our heroine makes a crucial choice -- make the zillionth Paris Hilton crack or answer another "Lost" question?

By Liz |  May 10, 2007; 7:48 AM ET  | Category:  Daily Mix
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Can we skip the celeb stuff & just get right into Lost this morning?!?!?

Posted by: Bored @ work | May 10, 2007 8:48 AM

I second that emotion Bored!

Posted by: Lost at Work | May 10, 2007 8:57 AM

For those interested: Drew Barrymore showed up at Hank's Oyster Bar in Dupont Circle for dinner last night. For those of us unaware of her UN dealings it was a bit surprising to see a very petite woman who looked uncannily like Drew Barrymore enter the restaurant and then turn out to actually be Drew Barrymore.

Fortunately for her, no one made her life too difficult - somehow we all managed to show some decorum and leave her alone over her meal.

Posted by: Mike | May 10, 2007 9:00 AM

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Posted by: Drew Sighting | May 10, 2007 9:07 AM

Wow, all the donors who gave to the GOP on that list are ... boring. The only artist on there who I remotely enjoy is Loretta Lynn. What is it about the GOP that produces such crappy "stars"?

Posted by: A little surprised | May 10, 2007 9:35 AM

To 9:35-- Are you kidding?? Ricardo Montalban! Cloris Leachman! CHUCK NORRIS, for crying out loud!

Thanks Liz, that was a fun list.

Posted by: tamerlane | May 10, 2007 9:40 AM

OK, I actually read some of the celeb stuff whilst waiting for the Lost commentary & Orlando Bloom has got it all wrong.

We don't wanna "get to know" the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean, we wanna "get to know" Legolas from Lord of the Rings!

Posted by: Bored @ work | May 10, 2007 9:41 AM

Chuck Norris makes a good punchline, but yikes -- those movies!
Hellz no. And Ricardo "Fine Corinthian Leather" Montalban? How long ago was Fantasy Island?

Posted by: still a little surprised | May 10, 2007 9:43 AM

The "Lost" analyses is being edited now. Hope to get it up a little early today.

Posted by: Liz | May 10, 2007 9:46 AM


-How stupid is Dina Lohan?

-Tori Spelling's career is a sham. Didn't the Oxygen network know that?

-Congratulations Ashley Judd, although it took you 17 years to complete one class. I guess graduate school is out of the question.

Posted by: Lisa1 | May 10, 2007 10:14 AM

Or not... look for the Lost analysis around 11. Apologies. I know there's a lot to digest.

Posted by: Liz | May 10, 2007 10:16 AM

That Akon thing was huge in Trinidad...it was front-page news because the gal was a minister's daughter. She says she "didn't know" what she was doing.
"Wining" is the famous dance that "simulates sex". It is very common for groups of people to do it..or room- fuls of people.

Posted by: POS | May 10, 2007 10:21 AM

POS - is it like the Lambada, that infamous Brazilian love dance?

Why did Jane Fonda stop to talk to Dina Lohan on the red carpet? She could have easily walked on by. Didn't she have her people with her?

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Posted by: I likes the interwebs | May 10, 2007 10:40 AM

Ooh spooky! Thanks, Interwebs. Did anyone else see Jacob during the show? I completely missed it.

Posted by: Emmie | May 10, 2007 10:48 AM

That's actually surprisingly sad news about Tammy Faye.

Posted by: Joseph Finn | May 10, 2007 10:52 AM

Lindsay needs to find herself a REAL manager and put her mother in a nice guest cottage on her estate -- then lock the doors from the outside. Seriously, Lindsay's career would be fine if her mother would stop enabling her bad behavior and pushing her.

Posted by: ep | May 10, 2007 10:55 AM

Even though I'm saving my Lost-watching for when the DVD comes out (it's much less irritating when you can watch four in a row), and I don't give a hang about Paris Hilton, I would suggest... nay, plead... that we chat about either one of these things in place of ANYTHING about American Idol. I know, I know, people seem to like it. Incomprehensible. But the WP has a columnist and a chat totally dedicated to all things AI (de Moraes, the "TV" chat), so let's leave it to her, kay?

To summarize: Want Idol? See de Moraes. Anything else? Bring it. Yay Liz.

Posted by: WDC | May 10, 2007 10:58 AM

Who's to say Orlando isnt stalking these boards as we speak? and i wonder what penname he's using...

Locke? Demosthenes? ElfNeedsLuvin?

Posted by: Quintilius Varus | May 10, 2007 11:47 AM

I am so relieved to know that at least one other person finds Orlando the Elf-Hunk really hot: with the hair, and the ears, and the "one with the forest" thing....mmmmmm, tasty. I was worried that I had a repressed Dungeons and Dragons gene and would have to seek treatment.

Posted by: Bloom | May 10, 2007 11:56 AM

Lisa1: I bet Ashley has more $$ in her bank account than you do. So much for higher education.

Posted by: Sharon | May 10, 2007 12:03 PM

Well, I don't know if wining is like the Brazilian love dance, but where I come from we call it "Lucky Pierre" if you're in the middle. We call it other things too, but not printable.
At a party at my husband's office, we were expected to get up in front of the crowd and do this thing, while the singer sang "Come Rub it on my Belly Like Guava Jelly." I think we disappointed the crowd, though.

Posted by: POS | May 10, 2007 12:19 PM

At your husband's office???!!!! I thought my office was casual.

Posted by: Anonymous | May 10, 2007 12:57 PM

Not a single link to Paris Hilton statue of her naked, dead, and being autopsied?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/09/AR2007050902099.html

...I would have thought Liz would have told us about this one, but I didn't see a mention. I actually found the WP link through MSNBC.

Great artwork. I like it as much as the birthing Britney. :)

Posted by: Ken | May 10, 2007 1:52 PM

To Sharon: Don't be so sure about that.

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