Morning Mix: Paris a No-Show at Va. Stop of Road Race
Headlines: Paris Hilton a no-show at Virginia leg of cross-country road race (maybe she was at church)... Bob Geldof criticizes Al Gore's Live Earth concerts... Anna Nicole Smith's will left $710K to deceased son; Larry Birkhead files for sole control of Dannielynn... "Ugly Betty" producer Salma Hayek signs development deal with ABC... Ty Pennington says drunk driving was an "error in judgment"... Indian court suspends Richard Gere arrest warrant... Waitress adds ammo to arsenal of Phil Spector gun stories... Bruce Willis gets all message boardy to discuss the "Die Hard mythology"... Lindsay Lohan hangs out with Mini Britney... The real Britney Spears proves wigs can get ratty, too... Sylvester Stallone pleads guilty to growth hormone import charge... Coming this fall to a TV near you: a grody "Bionic Woman."
Rumor Mill: Fred Thompson not returning for next season of "Law & Order"... Patrick Swayze suits up for "Point Break 2"... Petra Nemcova spotted snogging with Paris Hilton ex Stavros Niarchos... Is Ewan McGregor a wonderjock?
Say What?
"Barely a day's filming goes by when he doesn't allude to 'Baywatch' and 'Knight Rider' being 'the biggest TV shows ever' or to the 'nine million albums I've sold in Germany.'" -- British journalist Piers Morgan on "friend" David Hasselhoff
"My hair was shorter so everything else looked bigger." -- Former "Idol" contestant Kellie Pickler explains why she could be mistaken for someone who recently had breast augmentation
By Liz |
May 15, 2007; 7:56 AM ET
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Posted by: BF | May 15, 2007 9:02 AM
Point Break 2 w/out Keanu?!?
Whoa.....
Posted by: Bored @ work | May 15, 2007 9:03 AM
re: David Hasselhoff... This quote from his so-called 'friend' really jumped out at me, "The Hoff is a survivor, and this week he was already seeing the funny side of his [drunken burger-eating] video."
#1: calling him "The Hoff" is just plain lame.
#2: his daughter was taping him. That negates any of the "funny side" of the drunken, burger-eating video.
One more thing, Ty Pennington, while you're cleaning up your act, your hair is an "error in judgment."
Posted by: methinks | May 15, 2007 9:06 AM
"Waitress adds ammo to arsenal of Phil Spector gun stories."
Genius writing, Liz.
Posted by: NoShowMo | May 15, 2007 9:20 AM
I hope the short people that these celebs keep hiring for parties etc. are being very well paid. Otherwise it smacks of exploitation.
I suspect Ewan is handing those underpants out to his friends/movie crew as a joke. I'm sure his wife has no complaints.
Posted by: POS | May 15, 2007 9:26 AM
But surely Ms. Hayek is already developed enough!
Guten tag, mein herr Hoff! Congratulations on your nine million records sold in Deutschland. You are on your way to joining such esteemed musical artists as Boney M and Modern Talking (?), each of which have sold 100+ million albums. Perhaps you could work with Boney M on a reprise of your television series and call it "Knight Rider Flight To Venus". KITT über alles!
Posted by: Celebritology "Comment Of The Week" Award-Winner byoolin | May 15, 2007 9:40 AM
Celebritology "Comment Of The Week" Award-Winner byoolin ...
BRAGGART!
(yes, i'm a teensy bit jealous!)
Posted by: methinks | May 15, 2007 9:41 AM
"Patrick Swayze suits up for "Point Break 2
I hope this is a rumor that goes nowhere. If it's not I'm starting a letter writing campaign for the sequel to Innerspace. With the original cast.
Say what indeed Kellie. That's why her boobs seemed much bigger, it was the hair. I knew it had to be something that had absolutely nothing to do with surgery.
Posted by: petal | May 15, 2007 9:46 AM
"I am an FBI agent" (in Keanu's surfer voice)
I saw Howard the Duck in the theater. yeah, that's right, I admit it.
Posted by: OD | May 15, 2007 9:47 AM
methinks, I was only bragging because Queen Liz put it in yesterday's blog and *I totally missed it*.
I'm making up for feeling guilty about not being able to read it yesterday by being insufferable today.
Posted by: Celebritology "Comment Of The Week" Award-Winner byoolin | May 15, 2007 9:47 AM
But yes, it does feel good. The power I wield is truly awesome. (I think. Nobody's been in touch yet to tell me what authority I have, but I'm operating on the assumption that it's somewhere around the level of a Cheney or a Rove or a Weingarten.)
Posted by: Celebritology "Comment Of The Week" Award-Winner byoolin | May 15, 2007 9:49 AM
So, Slyvester Stallone is taking synthetic growth hormone for "medical" reasons? Right, I certainly believe that. Of course.
Posted by: jlr | May 15, 2007 10:00 AM
No way those Message Board posts were written by Bruce Willis. Not unless he became British or Canadian while I wasn't looking. The use of "behaviour" is the tip-off.
Posted by: Argyle | May 15, 2007 10:09 AM
okay byoolin...real slow now... step away from the celebritology high horse.
remember, Queen Liz will pick someone else this week unless you start getting very creative.
Posted by: methinks | May 15, 2007 10:18 AM
OK apparently I'm the only person here stoked about Point Break 2.
Point Break had to have been on someone's guilty pleasures list, come on, fess up!!
For those that doubt that Ewan needs those undies, check out Velvet Goldmine & you can see it in all it's glory.
Posted by: Bored @ work | May 15, 2007 10:44 AM
"OK apparently I'm the only person here stoked about Point Break 2."
It's hard to get stoked about a sequel to amovie that was only enjoyable because it was so bad. It's even harder when the only character they can bring back is the one that died at the end of the original.
Posted by: BF | May 15, 2007 10:50 AM
oh, bored@work...you're hurting my heart. the only patrick swayze movie worth watching is 'red dawn'.
Posted by: methinks | May 15, 2007 10:50 AM
Hey Kellie -- my hair is shorter too but I still look like the A-cup that I am. Puh-leeze.
Posted by: arlington | May 15, 2007 10:51 AM
Sorry methinks :-\, I also have much love for To Wong Foo, Roadhouse & Skatetown USA.
That's what ya get for working in a video store for way too long, a love for Swayze.
Oddly enough, I hate Ghost & only dig Dirty Dancing for the nostalgia factor.
Posted by: Bored @ work | May 15, 2007 11:06 AM
Two things that should never be read together:
A remake of Bionic Woman and Point Break 2.
When we did the list of movies not to be remade, somehow neither of these made of the list because we probably believed that even Hollywood couldn't be that stupid. Silly us.
Posted by: ep | May 15, 2007 11:21 AM
Whoever have not make out with Stavros Niarcho (Paris Hilton's favorite ex), please rise your hand.
Posted by: Lisa1 | May 15, 2007 11:25 AM
To those of you looking forward to Point Break II, pleez go see Hot Fuzz ASAP before it's gone!
Posted by: Avenge meeeeeeee!!!! | May 15, 2007 11:32 AM
WOLVERINES!
Posted by: Anonymous | May 15, 2007 11:34 AM
Second the Hot Fuzz plug.
Posted by: petal | May 15, 2007 11:46 AM
Hey Kellie:
Ya think that optical illusion stuff will work for us guys too?
I'm going to shave my head.
Posted by: hairynomo | May 15, 2007 11:48 AM
Hot Fuzz is the ish! Go see it! =)
Posted by: Amberdb | May 15, 2007 12:03 PM
Very gratefully raising my hand, Lisa1! ;-)
Hmm, let's see. Over 6 billion people on the planet, 48% of them are male, and yet gross Paris' ex is recycled endlessly. It's a mystery to me.
Maybe he's ... ahem ... endowed like Ewan (aka "Huge One") McGregor. I'd heard that nickname, but haven't seen Velvet Goldmine ... guess it's true, huh?
Posted by: C. | May 15, 2007 1:04 PM
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"Patrick Swayze suits up for "Point Break 2"... "
Dear God, why? Point Break was one of the worst films ever. I'd rather see Howard The Duck 2: Electric Boogaloo.