Dirty Harry + When Harry met Sally

Tough cop and overly intellectual woman bond over guns and sandwiches.

Superman + The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit = Superman in a grey flannel suit. Superman converts to Judaism and fight for truth, justice and anti-defamation.

Georgia Rule + Rules of the Game = Georgia Rules of the Game
Lindsay Lohan stars in a scathing critique of corrupt French society about a weekend hunting party and all night drink binging.

Uncle Buck + Buck Rogers

John Candy travels to the future and fights to save the galaxy.

Wall Street + Streetfighter

Gordon Gecko battles Armand Asante's terrorist forces

Dark City + City of Angels = Dark City of Angels
The City of Los Angeles has a hard time sleeping at night. Little do they know, Angels walk among them, manipulating their dreams to determine what makes them Human. Guest cameo by Paris Hilton in a scene where angels doubt our humanity and whether mankind is worth saving.

Lost in Space + Spaceballs = Lost in Spaceballs.

Funniest movie ever...need I say more? :)

Justice League + A League of Their Own = A Justice League of Their Own

Women super heroes wielding bats and wearing cute baseball outfits fight evil and save the world, despite the doubts and roadblocks of the patriarchy!

Saturday Night Fever + Cabin Fever =Saturday Night Cabin Fever

Tony Manero encounters a secluded backwoods disco and becomes infected with a flesh eating virus.

Babe + Babette's Feast = Babe at Babette's Feast

Things turn out badly for our porcine hero when he takes a wrong turn while sheepherding and ends up in a remote Danish Village.

"Wonder Boys" and "Boyz in the Hood"

"Wonder Boyz in the Hood"
Michael Douglas and Tobey star in the coming of age film where a professor and student battle rival gangs in South Central.

"Uncle Buck + Buck Rogers

John Candy travels to the future and fights to save the galaxy."

Wasn't that called Spaceballs? :)

The Running Man + Cool Runnings = The Cool Running Man

A wrongly convicted Arnold Schwarzenegger must try to survive a public execution gauntlet by joining the first Jamacian bobsled team. (Bonus for this movie: interaction between Arnold and Doug E Doug).

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen + A League of their Own = A League of Their Own Extraordinary Gentlemen

Figures from literature of the 19th and 20th centuries bond together to form a baseball team. (Sean Connery's character plays shortstop.)

Field of Dreams + Dream Girls = Field of Dream Girls

John Huskmeyer always wanted boys who could work the farm and carry on when he's gone. Instead, he had four daughters. The Huskmeyer girls work at their father's farm, but they yearn in their hearts to sing. They meet a drunken, burnt-out stage manager, build an auditorium in the "south 40", and burst out in song! (Winner of 4 Oscars including "Most Derivative Picture")

Gone with the Wind + A Mighty Wind = Gone with the Mighty Wind.

A group of Graying folk musicians get together to celebrate their past, but tensions break out when some better-organized and well-armed Blues performers burn down their club.

Famous quotes: "As God is my witness, I shall never play Guthrie again."

"I don't no nothin' 'bout strummin' no fiddles."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a drum."

Copycat + Catwoman= Copy Catwoman

Sigourney Weaver must try to stop the remake of Catwoman

The Terminal + The Terminator = The Terminal Terminator

Havoc ensues at JFK airport when a naked Tom Hanks eludes capture and incapacitates travelers with a heavy Austrian accent and a red laser pointer.

(wasn't this a Style Invitational topic a while back?)

how 'bout:

"8 1/2" + "Eight Men Out" = "8 1/2 Men Out"
In the aftermath of the 1919 "Black Sox Scandal" Shoeless Joe Jackson and his teammates retreat into a surreal dream-state, and there, finds solace and inspiration to face the world.

"The Godfather" + "Father of the Bride" = "Godfather of the Bride"
"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh ask me to do murder, for money." 'nuff said.

"Gods and Monsters" + "Monster's Ball" = "Gods and Monster's Ball"
Just like the orignal Monster's Ball, only Billy Bob Thornton seduces P. Diddy instead of Halle Berry.

Freaky Friday + Friday the 13th = Freaky Friday the 13th

Use your imagination...

The Wrath of Khan + The Grapes of Wrath = The Grapes of The Wrath of Kahn

Crew of the Enterprise lose their Starfleet commision and must become migrant workers in California, which is controlled by Ricardo Montabon.

Darby O' Gill and the Little People + The People vs. Larry Flynt = Darby O' Gill and the Little People vs. Larry Flynt

Irishman Darby O' Gill faces his toughest challenge yet when he must defend and save his leprechaun friends from the clutches of Larry Flynt, who wants to turn them into porn stars.

The Princess Bride + Bride of Frankenstein = The Princess Bride of Frankenstein

The Princess and the Monster meet cute, lose one another and end happily ever after. "My name is Igor Montoya. You put out my torch - prepare to die!"

He Got Game + The Crying Game
Denzel takes on a much different role than we are used to.

Creepshow + Showgirls = Creepshowgirls

The only thing scarier than Nomi Malone's dancing is if she were a dancing zombie.

"Dances With Wolves" + "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azbakan" = Dances with the Prisoner of Azkaban

Directed by Baz Luhrman, Native Americans and Dementors searched for escaped murders in the old west

My Best Friend's Wedding + The Wedding Crashers = My Best Friend's Wedding Crashers
Julia Roberts finds true love with uninvited guest Owen Wilson! Hilarity ensues.

The Sound of Music + Music and Lyrics = The Sound of Music and Lyrics
After narrowly escaping from the Nazis, a singing Austrian family only has two days to write a hit pop song with Hugh Grant! Hilarity ensues.

Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan + The Muppets Take Manhattan =

Friday the 13th: Jason and the Muppets Take Manhattan, a glittery romp about a group of college Muppets, their quest to star on Broadway, and the deranged serial killer stalking them.

The Da Vinci Code + Code of Silence = The Di Vinci Code of Silence
Tom Hanks and Chuck Norris team up using obscure religious iconography to fight a gang war and corruption in LA.

Cold Mountain + Brokeback Mountain = Cold Brokeback Mountain
This time round, Jude Law and Jake Gyllenhall hook up in the winter on Brokeback. Meawhile back on the ranch, Nicole Kidman and Renee Zellwieger move in together after their second date, cut their hair really short and start wearing comfortable shoes.

Casablanca + Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert = Show me your Casa, I'll Show You Mine

Rick must hide his sex-change operation from Vichy French policeman lover to get his transvestite love child out of Casablanca. Includes huge "Victor/Victoria"-like musical number in which Rick does striptease on top of bar wearing dildo.

Stranger Than Fiction + Pulp Fiction = Stranger Than Pulp Fiction
I haven't seen "Stranger Than Fiction" yet, so maybe someone else can set us up with a plot -- as long as it still has Samuel L. Jackson in it and Emma Thompson narrating, I'll be happy!

Faster Pussycat! Kill Bill!

- pretty much the same

Animal House of Sand and Fog

- mean old Dean Kingsley tries to kick hard-partying Jennifer Connelly out of her rockin' house.

Major League Under the Sea

- a band of lovable misfits take over the crappiest submarine in the sea and defy the odds to kill the giant squid.

Match Point Break

- modern-day Raskolnikov commits two brutal murders while wearing a Nixon mask.

Blues Brothers + Brother Where Art Thou? = Blues Brothers, Where Art Thou?

John Belushi and George Clooney star in a raucus musical romp across Northern Illinois and Southern Mississippi, as they revive Ralph Stanley and Cab Calloway classics.

The Last Temptation of Christ + Jesus Christ Superstar = The Last Temptation of Jesus Christ Superstar

Harvey Keitel sings!

It Happened One Night of the Living Dead

- no description necessary

Malcom X-Men

- Magneto calls destruction of Golden Gate Bridge "Chickens Coming Home To Roost"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High + High Anxiety = Fast Times at Ridgemont High Anxiety

Nurse Deisel teaches discipline to Spicoli.

Adventures in Babysitting + Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead = Mom's Adventures in Dead Babysitting

Elisabeth Shue is now grown up with children of her own. Wanting a night out with her husband, she leaves her children in the care of Christina Applegate... an zombie babysitter who thrives on the brains of children! Hilarity ensures.

Conan the Barbarian + The Barbarian Invasions:

An ailing French philanderer gathers his estranged family together and sends them out on a quest to discover what is best in life. One comes back with a Stella Artois, another comes back with a gigantic sword and chops his head off.

Xanadu + Do the Right Thing = Xanadu the Right Thing.

Can Kira (Olivia Newton John) on skates and her muse sisters ease racial tensions in Brooklyn on the hottest day of the year?

Dennis the Menace II Society

A mischievous overall-wearing blond boy attempts to escape his violent existence in the projects of Watts, CA.

Dirty Dancing + Dancing With Wolves = Dirty Dancing with Wolves

Jennifer Gray's snooty father doesn't approve of her dancing in a ponderous and pretentious epic of the Old West.

Conan the Barbarian + Barbarians at the Gate = Conan the Babarian at the Gate

The meteoric Rise and Fall of RJR Nabisco as told by its CEO, Conan the Barbarian.

Conan the Barbarian + Barbarians at the Gate = Conan the Barbarian at the Gate

The meteoric Rise and Fall of RJR Nabisco as told by its CEO, Conan the Barbarian.

Honestly, I'm amazed Darby O' Gill and the Little People vs. Larry Flynt, and Gone With The Mighty Wind aren't already in production!

Howard the Duck + Duck Soup = Howard the Duck Soup

An anthropomorphised duck from an alternate dimension falls through a wormhole to Earth where Rufus T. Firefly boils him alive and serves him to Mrs. Teasdale.

++++++

They Shoot Horses Don't They + All the Pretty Horses = They Shoot All the Pretty Horses

A pony show marathon ends in tragedy as Gloria Beatty's (Jane Fonda) horse drops dead of exhaustion.

+++++

The Bridge over River Kwai + The Bridge of San Luis Rey + Bridge to Terabithia = The San Luis Rey Bridge over the River Kwai to Terabithia

During WWII an insane Japanese Commander forces British POW's to build a bridge, which is mysteriously destroyed. A priest attempts to determine if it was divine action that destroyed it, only to discover that it was a petulant little girl laced with explosives by Allied Operatives.

++++

American History X + Mississippi Burning = Birth of a Nation

Man in the White Suit + English Patient=
Gentlemen Prefer Whitemeat

Ralph Fiennes can turn invisible and have sex in the pantry or airplane lavatory with anyone he wants, as long as he dons a suit made out of space-age material, which threatens to put all the hoochie-koochie girls in the Cairo union out of work.

I apologize in advance

Silence of the Lambs + The Accused = Silence of the Accused

Hannibal Lecter rapes Jodi Foster.

The Omen + Breakfast at Tiffany's =
The Omen at Tiffany's

The Thing + The Sweetest Thing

Cameron Diaz turns out to be a hideous shape shifting alien from space

Legally Blonde + Gentlemen Prefer Blondes = Legally, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
The Paris Hilton story.

Cheese + Bacon =
Croissanwich

Please do not use my call name whoever Croissanwich is! I don't even know those movies!

Faces of Death + Death of a Salesman = Faces of Death of a Salesman

A documentary crew documents a Willie Lohman'esque serial killer who lures traveling salesmen into his house and kills them in a variety of interesting ways. Directed by Eli Roth.

Dr. Strangelove + Dr. Zhivago + Dr. Doolittle = Dr. Strangelove Zhivago Doolitle

Madcap adventures of a crazed German-Russian veterinarian who speaks in animal tongues and sows political dissent.

Escape from L.A + L.A. Confidential= Escape from L.A. Confidential

Kurt Russell is forced by the government to investigate police corruption in L.A. which is now an island. On the island, Kurt Russell must fight off gangs of drunken Russel Crowes.

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three + 54 + Six Degrees of Separation + Se7en + 8 Mile + Nine Months + 10

Walter Matthau must stop a runaway subway train before it hits a nightclub for dyslexic cokeheads and a serial killer who says he's related to Sidney Poitier tries to escape the streets of Detroit in yet another Hugh Grant/Dudley Moore romantic comedy.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + Like Water for Chocolate = Charlie and the Like Water for Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket's documentary outlining the investigation and eventual closing of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory due to deteriorating quality standards. Special appearances by Ross Perot and Al Gore with pie charts.

The Omen + Poltergeist =
Really Scary Movie

Apocalypse Now + The American President = Apocalypse President

A documentary.

National Velvet + Tipping the Velvet = Tipping the National Velvet

Elizabeth Taylor reprises her role as Velvet Brown, 60 years later. To survive in a man's world, she has had to become a drag king, with a newfound use for her old riding crops.

"She's got to have it" + "big red one" = "She's got to have a big red one"

You can figure that one out yourself

"Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" + "What's eating Gilbert Grape" = "Who's eating Virginia Woolf?"

Animal House + House of Flying Daggers = Animal House of Flying Daggers

Fraternity hijinks go awry when the Deltas swear vengeance on overlord Dean Wormer and D-Day explores his long and abiding fascination with sharp slashy things.

Remember the Titans and Titan A.E. = Remeber the Titans A.E.
A plucky group of rebel ball players have to pull together to win the championship and save the human race or else go back to South Carolina.

Remember the Titans and Titan A.E. = Remember the Titans A.E.
A plucky group of rebel ball players have to pull together to win the championship and save the human race or else go back to South Carolina.

Citizen Kane + The Caine Mutiny = The Citizen Caine Mutiny

Bogart drives the ship to mutiny by requiring them to shave enough ice cubes so he can ride Rosebud.

Best in Show + Quiz Show = Best in Quiz Show

A Few Good Men + Goodfellas = A Few Goodfellas

Brash Naval attorney investigates the goings on of a mob gang, led by a coked-out Irish gangster and a dictatorial Marine.

The film's climax is a bombshell, as Tom Cruise, aided by co-counsel Joe Pesci, confronts Jack Nicholson.

Cruise: Is this funny?

Nicholson: (quickly stifling a grin): No. It's not. It's tragic.

Pesci: Funny how? What's funny about it?

Cruise: Do you have an answer?

Nicholson: You want answers?!

Pesci: He's a big boy. He knows
what he said. Funny, how?

Cruise: I want the truth.

Nicholson: You can't handle the truth!

Pesci: But I'm funny how? Funny
like a clown? I amuse you?

Cruise: Did you order the code red?

Nicholson: You're goddarn right I did.

Pesci: I wonder about you sometimes, Henry.
You may fold under questioning.

The Rookie + Rookie of the Year
= "The Rookie of the Year"

Randy Quaid falls and breaks his arm. He suddenly develops the ability to throw the ball really really darn hard!

And then he tries to make the major leagues... wait, the rest of these two movies are pretty much the same. But the mashup is still eminently watchable.

The Rookie + Rookie of the Year
= "The Rookie of the Year"

Dennis Quaid falls and breaks his arm. He suddenly develops the ability to throw the ball really really darn hard!

And then he tries to make the major leagues... wait, the rest of these two movies are pretty much the same. But the mashup is still eminently watchable.

Huh? This, is a really uncreative list. The new titles are simply the old ones and the new ones with a "The" added to the front, or the second title added to the end! I'll give you credit for the first one, but, come ON! Very, very sad!

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon + Enter the Dragon = Crouching Tiger, Enter the Hidden Dragon

Whatever it is, it's obviously rated PG-17.

Paris has been sent back to jail for 45 days!!!

The Last Don + Donnie Darko

A schizophrenic suburban crime lord thinks he can travel through worm holes and is convinced by a psychotic bunny rabbit to kill his own grandfather in order to take over the family business.

First Blood + Blood Simple= First Blood Simple. John Rambo must defeat M Emmet Walsh in a cat and mouse game in South Texas.
Encino Man + A Man for All Seasons= An Encino Man for All Seasons. An unfrozen caveman must take a stand against Henry VIII's rejection of the the Roman Catholic Church... Alternatively, an unfrozen Thomas More must survive a California high school while trying to get laid.

Transamerica + The American President = The Tranny American President

Forget Hillary! Forget Obama! America elects its first ever transexual president. Let the double entendres and political mishaps begin (to headscarf, or not to headscarf, that is the question...)

Shakespeare in Love + Moulon Rouge + Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith = How to Lose Your Virginity and Save the Universe

Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) loses his virginity to Gwynneth Paltrow ( painted blue, with horns...disguised as Sith lord) and fears he is gay, then when she is revealed to be partially female, they put on a really big show on the Death Star involving trapezes, save the universe and have a baby named "Apple."

There's Something About Mary + Mary Poopins = There's Something About Mary Poppins. A magical nanny sweeps into
life of Ben Stiller, just to have it cut short by a painfully humiliating zipper accident...

[Black Snake Moan / Snakes on a Plane]^ Planes Trains and Automobiles = Black Snake Moan...on a Plane, a Train and an Automobile

FBI agent Samuel L. Jackson protects daisy-dukes-clad John Candy from his uncontrolable nymphomaniacal urges for Justin Timberlake's black snake in a box. Ultimately, Jackson convinces Candy to settle for a few links of chain stuck between two warm pillows. Hey, Those aren't pillows!!

Staying Alive (1983) + Alive (1993)

Directed by Silvester Stalone (so you know it's good!) Tony Manero (aka John Travolta, so you know it's really good) is a soccer player by day and Broadway dancer by night. On an away trip, his plane crashes in the Andes. Will he make it to the auditions for that hit show and get his big break? Only if he eats his dead teammates!

Bringing Up Baby + Rosemary's Baby = Bringing Up Rosemary's Baby

Katherine Hepburn must manage an unruly spawn of the devil as she tries to win the attention of Cary Grant.

Sling Blade + Blades of Glory = Sling Blades of Glory

After his second release from prison, mentally challenged Karl Childers has another chance to redeem himself when he is recruited by Disney on Ice. Alas, things go awry, and sharpened skate blades prove to be a most effective weapon.

I am Curious: Yellow + Yellow Brick Road = I am Curious: Yellow Brick Road

Michael Jackson reprises his role as The Scarecrow, but instead of brains, he searches for his sexual and racial identity.

Taxi Driver + Driving Miss Daisy = Miss Daisy's Taxi Ride

After Hoke throws out his back, Miss Daisy must hail a cab to the Piggly Wiggly, but she doesn't know what Travis Bickle has in store for her.

American Pie + Pi =

American Pi. Chris Klein plays lacrosse and loses his virginity in a desperate attempt to find a numerical constant that will unlock beautiful patterns in nature.

Bad techno music plays in the background.

Steve Martin sends his 12 kids on a suicide mission to raid a German castle in "Cheaper By The Dirty Dozen."

A giant animated canine fights in the Second World War in "Clifford, The Big Red One."

Elizabeth Shue's young charges fight for survival on an overturned ocean liner in "The Poseidon Adventures In Babysitting."

The Beatles and The Marx Brothers ham it up in the rarely-seen classic "A Hard Day's Night At The Opera."

Peter Falk tells his grandson a fanciful tale of a mystical time and how the beautiful heroine marries a monster in "The Princess Bride Of Frankenstein."

We play this game at work, but we have some rules to make it not so easy.

1. The last word of the first title and the first word of the second title must be the same. "The Last Temptation of Jesus Christ Superstar" does NOT work, for example, nor does "A Few Goodfellas." "A Few Good Men in Black," though, is a winner.

2. You can drop articles ("A, An, The") when they appear as the first word, but nothing else.

3. Just mentioning two titles in once sentence "Babe at Babette's Feast?") does not even come close.

Carry on.

If you are William Powell- I'm proposing. I have had a crush on him since I first saw the Thin Man series about 15 years ago.

The Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral

There's Something About Mary Poppins

John Tucker Must Die Hard

The Muppets Take Manhattan Project