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K-Fed, Father of the Year
Kevin Federline. His boys can swim. (Getty Images)
If fame were based on fecundity, Kevin Federline would finally achieve the massive stardom to which he's always aspired. This morning, Cindy Adams broke news to us -- and apparently to Federline -- that ex and mommy of two of his previous children Shar Jackson is seven weeks pregnant with Federline's latest release, offspring number five... putting him one baby closer to Bob Marley's massive 13 kid brood.
According to Adams, who herself quotes Star magazine, Jackson (who may want to check her "Ex-Wives Club" contract before getting too cozy) is hoping the baby will bring them back together as a family. Perhaps she forgets that Federline spent the months she was pregnant with their last child, Kaleb Michael, courting Britney Spears.
If K-Fed really (oops) did it again -- how will Britney react? Only yesterday rumors of a reconciliation between Spears and Federline (who split last fall) made the rounds of Internet gossip sites. What of Federline's plans for a follow up to his 2006 bomb of an album, "Playing With Fire?" What of his planned big screen debut in the new Keanu Reeves/Forest Whitaker project?
If all else fails, Federline can concentrate on the next generation (see below). With baby number five he has the makings of a family musical group, positioning himself as the Joseph Jackson, the George Virl Osmond, or the George Ritter Von Trapp of of 2019.
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The K-Fed Brood Thus Far:
Kori Madison born to Shar Jackson on July 31, 2002
Kaleb Michael born to Shar Jackson on July 20, 2004
Sean Preston born to Britney Spears on Sept. 14, 2005
Jayden James born to Britney Spears on Sept. 12, 2006
By Liz |
June 13, 2007; 11:13 AM ET
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Posted by: Maria | June 13, 2007 11:21 AM
Double Ick
Posted by: st.louis | June 13, 2007 11:26 AM
I can only add a third ICK
Posted by: m.a. | June 13, 2007 11:40 AM
I find it difficult to believe he skipped a year. There must be a heretofore undiscovered 2003 spawn out there somewhere...
Posted by: Thor | June 13, 2007 11:42 AM
Are we sure this latest one is really his? He seems to have this uncanny (and creepy) knack having kids with the same woman with very similar birthdays.
And a fourth ick.
Posted by: Karen | June 13, 2007 12:01 PM
I'm all for taking up a collection to buy that boy a GROSS of condoms. It might take care of the problem for a couple of weeks anyway!
Posted by: eeewwwwww | June 13, 2007 12:09 PM
I agree with Maria, Navin Johnson, m.a., and Karen.
Also, I think I may be pregnant with his sixth. And I'm a *guy*.
Ick.
Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2007 12:11 PM
K-Fed should operate his own fertility clinic "Playing with Fire" providing services to A-listers with low sperm count. He can use the tabloids and blogs as prove of his success rate.
Posted by: Lisa1 | June 13, 2007 12:18 PM
just for you byoolin.
I say we forget the condoms, he needs to be fixed. We tell him we're taking him to perform at a club, but instead we take him to the vet and snip, snip...no more little Federlines.
Posted by: navin johnson | June 13, 2007 12:19 PM
Maybe it's just Shar's revenge on Britney
Posted by: Sigh | June 13, 2007 12:19 PM
Excellent plan, navin!
Side benefit: after that, any time anyone offers to drive him anywhere, he won't wanna go. Which means No More Public Appearances.
Win-Win!
Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2007 12:27 PM
Add another ick to the pile.
Is that his boys can swim or are they are trying to get away from him?
Posted by: petal | June 13, 2007 12:33 PM
how about the women? do they really want his manly parts inside them without a raincoat (so to speak)? I mean, just imagine what he is spreading besides his seed.
Posted by: | June 13, 2007 12:39 PM
After reading the 12:39 post....ICK!
Posted by: Guy in DC | June 13, 2007 12:42 PM
Add me to the ick list. If you guys need cash to get him drunk before you take him to the vet, Navin, count me in.
Posted by: IndyAnna | June 13, 2007 1:07 PM
ewwwwww! please, Shar is an attractive woman, at least in the pics I've seen. but is she stupid or what? who would want to procreate with this loser? Shar, next time somebody rich waves at this guy, he'll be gone again.
I agree with navin, let's get the guy to a birth control clinic and fixed so he can't make a sixth baby with some equally stupid bimbo!!
Posted by: pa sunshine | June 13, 2007 1:08 PM
Oh, Petal - I think you nailed it!
Toss my ick in the pile, and count me as willing to pledge towards the sterility fund.
Posted by: | June 13, 2007 1:22 PM
Maybe Shar and KFed think Brit can't count very well and wont notice she is paying for child support for more than the two she had? And I agree... ICK!!!!
Posted by: MLF | June 13, 2007 1:25 PM
Wow. To paraphrase Obi Wan Kenobi: the white trash gene is strong in this one.
Posted by: Farva | June 13, 2007 1:26 PM
Just listening to the CD "Instant Karma - the Campaign to Save Darfur". It's all covers of John Lennon songs, and I can't recommend it highly enough.
Posted by: Totally Unrelated Topic | June 13, 2007 1:49 PM
Cool plan above for "fixing" the problem. He can wake up and find himself sitting in a bathtub full of ice, with a note that says, "Thanks for the gonads."
It'll be the stuff of urban legends.
Posted by: Cubeland, MD | June 13, 2007 2:23 PM
The pre-puke spits are starting again.
Posted by: Margo | June 13, 2007 2:35 PM
I think one of the biggest differences between KFed & those aforementioned fathers is that, regardless of their parenting skills, they were married to (until the wives deaths for Osmond & Von Trapp) their "baby mammas" & there was only ONE "baby mamma."
Those "baby mammas" weren't out galavanting around town sans undies. They were good, dutiful wifeys who stayed @ home barefoot & preggers taking care of the kiddies & rehearsing them!!
Posted by: Bored @ work | June 13, 2007 2:41 PM
Shar is on that Ex-wives club as the article mentioned. Isn't she supposed to be a role model for leaving an ex behind, empowering yourself and not needing a toxic significant other.
Posted by: Mo | June 13, 2007 3:04 PM
I'm beginning to think these folks either:
1)Never had health class in school.
2)Can't get it on without making a baby.
3)Can't read the directions on the condom wrapper/birth control pills/diaphram/sponge.
Or ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
Posted by: POS | June 13, 2007 3:37 PM
Also, brilliant! The word SPAWN really applies here!
Posted by: POS | June 13, 2007 3:38 PM
Ugh, doesn't anyone in CA use birth control??
Posted by: Enough of the unweds! | June 13, 2007 4:02 PM
Actually, Fava, your post should read like this:
"Wow. To paraphrase Obi Wan Kenobi: the white trash gene is strong in this one. Ick."
And all previous posters: I'll raise your "icks" by a little throw-up in my mouth.
Posted by: ASinMoCo | June 13, 2007 4:21 PM
these kids will never live normal lives...
Posted by: T | June 13, 2007 5:08 PM
dear god! somebody please buy this man a condom!
Posted by: seattle | June 13, 2007 5:42 PM
I pity the children because obviously he has no values of any kind except to satisfy his lust at the moment. Since he doesn't have any talent how is he going to support all of these chilren in the future as he gets older?
Posted by: Fairfax, VA | June 13, 2007 5:58 PM
He has a LONG way to go before he surpasses R & B legend Screamin' Jay Hawkins' numbers.....right before he died, a reunion was planned for the 30+ children who claimed they were one of "Jay's Kids".
Multi-task, K-Fed, multi-task!!
Posted by: baikinange | June 14, 2007 11:28 AM
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Ick.