Guns, not knives. Now that's sexy.

My husband once photographed me holding some artichokes in the kitchen...so what's the big deal? We all have our fetishes. Anyway, looks like a bread knife or cake spatula to me.

Those pictures are really disturbing. I saw them on Pere Hilton.com. I thought that looked like Vanessa, but though no way.

http://perezhilton.com/?page=6

Looks like knives to me and they look like they are on drugs big time.

-Shemar Moore felt left out so he joined the club.

-I'm not surprised by the Kate/Own split. He always looked drunk.

-People, just because we have the internet does not mean everyone wants to see freaky, creepy or just plain weird things you do. Sometimes it's okay not to share.

Wow. It's been a while. I thought Kate was with that dude from the black crows.

I really wish that all of Hinton's representatives would stop saying her sentence is unfair. It is fair as anyone of us regular joe schmoes would have had to serve the 45 days, what's not fair is is got reduced to 23. I just wish she would go away.

"polite and gracious"? Does that sound like the vocabulary of your average prison guard. I would expect something like "she's ok". This sounds like a PR plant to me.

D'oh! Improper punctuation. My bad.

Seriously, no mentions of Paris at all while she is incarcerated. Out of sight, out of mind. Talking about her only feed her ego and leads her to believe she is the victim here.

I agree with ep. Are they planning to give us an update every day? She needs to disappear for a while.

And what is with the hair in that photo of her in prison? Tastefully swept forward over one shoulder. And makeup spackeled on her face. They should have scrubbed her and put the hair in a do-rag before taking the photo.

the sentence reduction to 23 days for good behavior is mandatory in CA prisons for applicable offenses, so Joe Schmoe would get the same treatment - assuming he didn't shank someone

Isn't 23 days what Vince Neil got for killing the drummer of Hanoi Rocks in a drunk driving accident back in the '80's?

I actually feel bad for Paris. I agree with the others, she should do the time if that's the typical punishment for driving with a suspended license as a result of a DUI. BUT, it sucks that she has to be in solitary confinement due to safety requirements. That's a really tough situation to undertake, for anyone.

I agree with ep! Please no Paris stories, that is unless something exciting happens like... Paris gets black eye for taking last yogart cup! Now that I would love to read about!!! But stories about how brave she is being and how "polite and gracious", she has been there for what a little over 24 hours... and she only has one hour outside of her cell! Plus if she misbehaves, she will have to stay the whole 45 days, I would be on my best behavior too! Not even she is that reckless!

And I'll add to that, no Katie Broodmare Holmes and Weirdo Cruise stories ... I dread her impending pregnancy, which will no doubt be "amazing". Yuuck!

feel sorry for paris...she is victim of mother seeking fame and giving no values to daughter

feel sorry for paris...she is victim of mother seeking fame and giving no values to daughter

feel bad for tinkerbell...she is victim of pet owner seeking fame and giving no thought to petcare.

Look out, Katie! Tom is loading up the turkey baster. Open wide.