Every issue of USA Today is a fresh reminder that one's birds need not have their cages lined with a plain old black-and-white newspaper.

If you go to Vanity Fair, be sure to check out the associated Simpsons article, "Simpsons Family Values."

Should have checked my grammar before I posted that. What I meant was:

Every issue of USA Today is a fresh reminder that one's birds need not have their cages lined with plain old black-and-white newspapers.

Pretty Woman, Passion of Christ, and Mission Impossible III film that have impact, are you kidding me. This is proof that s USA Today serves no greater purpose and should stop publishing.

79. April 1, 2032
Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy released
Weeks after Axl's death in a tragic tanning-bed accident.

What's that all about? Past isn't enough?! We Have to speculate now!?

On the Blender list, #79 is my fave:

79. April 1, 2032
Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy released
Weeks after Axl's death in a tragic tanning-bed accident.

I also enjoyed their lists of Rock Stars Who've Caught Fire Onstage & the 25 Biggest Wusses Ever! & the 50 Worst Things to Ever Happen To Music & I must say I agree w/the majority of them.

Hi byoolin. For Wats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvjm6Vzd_lc
Baby Spice:Emma Bunton:Prego commercial

Also missing from the Simpsons list are any of the Halloween episodes, which would probably account for at least half of my own personal top 10.

How can the VF article forget "A Fish Called Selma"? One of Phil Hartman's greatest performances on the show. The episode had a musical version of The Planet of the Apes, sheer genius.

VF left out "22 short stories about Springfield" (Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think) and the "Fallout Boy" episode where Rainier Wolfcastle crys out, "My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!"

Also, I think they should have included (or at least given a nod to) the episode where the Simpson's befriend a gay man. Funny, plus slightly ahead of its time.

It is a shame that none of the Simpsons Halloween episodes were mentioned, Jaybob. My personal favorite is when the Simpsons go on the Jerry Springer show to discuss Maggie's biological father, Kang. The audience and Jerry get vaporized. Good stuff

What about the one where Colonel Klink is Homer's conscience?

Simply put, this list is no good. It's really not even worth holding up to debate.

First of all, no episode made since 2000 should be on that list.

Episodes that definitely shouldn't be on that list that are:
* The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
* The President Wore Pearls
* Homer's Enemy

Episodes that definitely should be on that list, but aren't:

* Last Exit To Springfield (Homer is Union chief, Lisa gets braces) - this is the best ever episode. Brilliant writing and commingling of two well-developed plots.

* You Only Move Twice: Hank Scorpio (Homer helps James Bond get killed)

* Homer's Phobia: Homer: "It's a miracle!" John Waters: "No, ultra suede is a miracle. This is just good timing."

Ahhh, yes, the Planet of the Apes musical was genius.

"Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius" to the tune of "Amadeus, Amadeus."

So good.

These 'list' events always seem to coincide with the release of a film or an album. GO USA - Even our nostagalgia for the past is manipulated for commercial purposes. (Treehouse of Horror VII - Kang - 'We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!' - tell me you dont hear that every time you hear a W State of the Union)

Top 25 movie milestones in the last 25 years... hmmm... soo many ways to become a milestone arent there. I'm going to suggest Ishtar - since it destroyed the big budget comedy for 2 decades.

Silly Liz, USA Today is for kids.

If I can think of an item that should be on a 100 DAYS THAT CHANGED MUSIC list and isn't, you KNOW it's a lame list.

What about: the summer day in 1953 that Elvis Presley walked into the Memphis Recording Service and paid $3.98 to make a record of "My Happiness" and "That's When Your Heartaches Begin" for his mama? The secretary at the service heard him singing, taped a little of it, played the tape for the owner of the company (Sam Phillips), who also owned Sun Records. Less than a year later, he was recording "That's All Right" and basically invented rock and roll.

I'm not even going to ARGUE about John Lennon meeting Paul McCartney being 20-some places BELOW the raid at Neverland. How is the day that a pedophile pop star getting busted more important than the day the two main Beatles MET? The former is the sad, inevitable outcome of a long skeevy decline, while the latter is a serendipitous collision that really really changed the course of music and pop culture.

My husband didn't help me type ANY of this.

Ditto the above commenter's citation of "Last Exit to Springfield." Abso-freaking-lutely brilliant episode.

My top 10 also includes "A Streetcar Named Marge," "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" (with fantastic B-story about Homer's subliminal vocabulary tapes), "I Love Lisa," "Mr. Plow" and "Flaming Moe's"

What about Feb. 3rd 1959....The Day The Music Died? I did not see that one on the list! And they put that stupid Lazy Sunday video on there???? WTF?

USA Today is a total joke of a newspaper...represents the dumbing down of society. MI:III???? Give me a break. Did they actually see that movie? The movie stinking had nothing to do with Tom Cruise's behavior. It stinks on its own merits. The Bodyguard? Are you kidding?

My dog cage is too good to be lined with that rag!

But we LOVE USA Today!!

The Blender list is apparently so offensive that the firewall here at the office has blocked it. I can only vicariously share your outrage.

I presume Celine Dion's decision to begin caterwauling in Vegas is somewhere near the top of the list.

My favouritE line from that Planet of the Apes musical number on the Simpsons:

"I hate every ape I see
From Chimpan-A
To Chim-pan-Zeeeee"

Favourite Simpson quotes:

Homer:
"I like my drinks like I like my homos.......flaaaaming"

Ralph Wiggum:
"I bent my Wookie!"
"My cats breath smells like cat food!"

Bart:
"Rod, Tod, this is God."
"Do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?" to which Rod & Tod quickly reply "HAPPYGOD!!HAPPYGOD!!"

fave simpsons episode: cape fear

when the family has to go into the witness protection program and they're trying to get Homer to respond to Mr. Thompson. "I think he's talking to you"

B@w, the brilliance of that song transcends the "chimpan-a to chimpan-zee" part. Please to demonstrate:

I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

What is this, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
Oh, you've finally made a monkey out me.

Great stuff.

I don't really fave episodes, but I loved some of the quotes from the "Brother from Another Series" one (Sideshow Bob's brother Cecil).

Bob: "Those four years at clown college..."
Cecil: "I'll kindly ask you not refer to Princeton that way."

Bob: "Bart, for once I'm not trying to kill you. I don't like it anymore than you do."

And of course, who doesn't love the Shining parody from the Treehouse of Horror?

I will echo the support for "Last Exit to Springfield" as the greatest Simpsons episode ever and defend it for having the greatest lines ever and the greatest one-off character ever, the Dentist:

"Why must you turn this office into a house of lies?"

"Let's take a look at the big book of British smiles."

That USA Today is crap. Did they let the interns write for their first summer assignment?

They missed the Harry Potter series, The Matrix, Blade Runner, Little Mermaid (which brought back Disney animation), Princess Mononoke, Mullholland Dr., O Brother Where Art Thou, Brazil, Spiderman, Trainspotting, A Christmas Story, and Office Space.

Liz - Your Tony Danza piece totally got ink and a link on TMZ! Your interview is making waves! I can't believe you didn't boast of this on today's morning mix :)

Your interview with Danza was great and made him seem like a very likable guy but of course TMZ tries to trash him and make him look like a hypocrite... though I don't think that's true of him in this case - CNN is supposed to bring us the real news, talk shows like his are supposed to entertain and are expected to deal with pop-culture and celebrities!

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/06/tony-danza-on-paris-whos-the-hypocrite/

Say Chowdah...

How could they forget "Homer: Bad Man" where he picks a Gummi Venus off the babysitter's butt, or "King-Size Homer," where he gains weight to go on disability?

"8:58. First time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those Daylight Savings days, lousy farmers."

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

I agree with "Last Exit to Springfield," too:

"Dental plan...Lisa needs braces!"

No Prohibition episode? Only the greatest one! And, of course, Fox around here never shows it...

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