Paris Hilton working on new album...SHE MUST BE STOPPED.

Andy Dick is a [bleep]hole.

Several callers to DC101 this morning (6:00-7:00 am) were reporting that Dave Chappelle has been in Prince William county jail and/or hospital since Saturday, for drunkenness, etc. Seems he was "way messed up." He was in the ER for observation (due to intoxication) and escaped, to later be taken in by police to the jail. Can celebritology do any investigation on these statements?

Thanks for the tip, DC101. We'll see what we can find out.

So is calling yourself Texan/country the new celebrity get out of jail free card? Will we soon hear bush say "Call me Texan, but winning in Iraq means an indefinite stay, not an exit strategy"? Sheesh. Any Texans annoyed by this new pop culture reference?

Like I needed another reason to like John Lovitz, but even if you don't dig the dude, the following remark is not only funny, it's appropriate.

Lovitz on Andy Dick
"I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

Regarding Chappelle, see comments on www.perezhilton.com

Damn, I like Kelly Clarkson; I didn't want to think she was another stupid pop singer. Why couldn't she keep her mouth shut.

I wasn't aware that that was a "new" Texas image. hasn't Texas always prided itself on being different, and justifying all its quirks with the Texas explanation?

Amy Winehouse: Don't know if she's underweight, but she sure is scary, and not particularly smart. It's one thing to be eccentric and loopy while still keeping your fans happy, but that thing about canceling concerts to go drink, well that'll lose you fans real fast. And without the fans, she's not going anywhere.

jon lovitz: my new hero...
i'm sure andy dick got what was coming to him.

re: britney...she must be the darling of celebritologists everywhere. she's always doing sumthin' stupid.

As you can tell by my screen name, I am @ work & work says I can't go to Perez Hilton. Filtered for "provocative attire" or some such nonsense. If we had smileys I'd enter a rolling eyed smiley here.

Anyhooo....

Could someone please update me on the Chapelle thing that's on Perez?

Here's a sentence from that Hilton story to fill you with despair: "[her debut] album opened at number six on the Billboard 200 and sold more than 600,000 copies."

Surely the number could not have been anything but 666,666.

is britney the new anna nicole?

PINK WIGS ARE HOT!!!!

(even on Britney....)

I'm really torn, in regard to my thoughts on Kelly Clarkson. Half the time I think, "She's just a kid and kids sometimes speak before they think and end up saying stoopid things at inappropriate moments."
But the other half of the time I'll read something she said in an interview and think, "Wow, this chick really has no clue whatsoever."

As a native Texan I only get annoyed when people from Connecticut start saying they are are Texan and use that as their excuse for their behavior.

The photo of Britney in the pink wig just screams Low-rent Trailer Trash.

I have NO idea what the Texan reference means (then again, I grew up in NY and have probably not met many of them). What's so unique about Texans? (Aside from the fact they make less then stellar presidents...)

to b:
have you seen the "hey paula" show on bravo? or even a commercial for it? she and britney are neck-and-neck to be the next anna nicole.

ROFL re. all the Texan/president comments, especially michael's! LOL!

I say an emphatic YES to "is Britney the new Anna Nicole?" Nature abhors a vacuum ...

Don't know anything about Amy Winehouse other than that she needs food, deep conditioner and a haircut pronto. She is seriously anorexic and scary-looking.

TMZ says of Dave Chapelle:

Posted Jul 17th 2007 11:40AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird

TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out. But Chappelle's rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion -- not drugs.

The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for "physical exhaustion." She says he was treated with "food, water and sleep" for about 12 hours and then went home.

Callers to a DC 101's Elliot in the Morning radio show this morning reported that Chappelle entered rehab over the weekend. Not so, his rep tells TMZ

here's an idea...if a celebrity needs food water and sleep, why don't they go HOME instead of to the hospital? even if they aren't near their HOME, couldn't they go to a hotel, get room service and turn off the phone. for crying out loud? how pampered *are* these people...