Britney to tell all, well? Why not, she's already shown all.

I hope 50 Cent's lawsuit stays in court. That way all the cops can sue the rappers who espouse shooting cops.

Noth tonight, dear, I have a headache:

Those pictures of SJP and Kim Cattrall in that SATC movie article would stop anybody's Mr. Big from wanting to come out and play.

Is it just me or in the pic of Tom and Katie, does Tom have a Donald Trump-like comb over going on??

What's with all the UGLY shoes (Beckham link)?! Yikes!

Oh no! NOT HERPES! The girl is gonna die! DIE!

Is that really news? 60% of the population has it and it's NEWS???

How convenient that the Jodie Sweetin story leaves out a big meth problem while she was married to the first husband (who had no idea and he's a police office)!

The rest of the (former) cast must be so proud.

Oops...Forgot the "r" in Officer...

I miss Tammy Faye already. Did anyone else watch her season of the Surreal Life? She was a loveable train wreck and I'm sad to see her go.

Given that Britney isn't bright enough to remember her panties, and her sterling judgment leads her to acts like marrying a lowlife tool and driving with a six-month-old in her lap, I don't think there's much she could tell us that I'd really care to know.

to KG...

Did you catch what would be her last moments on Larry King last week? It was very sad, yet courageous and I said to myself she'll be gone by the weekend. Wow.

60% of the population does not have herpes

Looks like Posh and Jada Pinkett Smith are doing a pose-off. Neither one looks natural.

Ok, 60% was hyperbole, but herpes is a pretty damn common STD. CDC info:
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm

being common doesn't mean it is OK to expose someone knowingly without telling them. That is techinically assault.

Am I the only one that is already tired of the Sex and the City movie? By the end of the series I was ready to say goodbye to all of the characters.

Re: Beckham party photos
I hope Alyson Hannigan has that hairdo for a film or TV role and not permanently. She's much prettier as a redhead. And those bangs, ICK! I wouldn't have recognized her without a caption.

Herpes is quite latent in men. You can have it, be contagious and not even know it. She'd have to prove that he knew he had it, and knowingly gave it to her.

And, um, if he did have any visible sores I imagine it would be quite painful to have sex. (I have it, and when I had an outbreak, it was the last thing on my mind).

right, JRS, that's why I said "knowingly". If he didn't, then she is full of baloney and the suit will be dismissed. There is a statutory cause of action in NY state for knowingly, and without their consent, exposing someone to a communicable disease.

I'm also sick here about SATC movie. Why ruin a great TV show with some lame 90 minute movie? Didn't they make enough money offer the series and re-runs?

Sorry, I meant "hearing"

soooo looking forward to the britney tell-all, i can picture the magazine cover already:
OK! title changed for that issue to "OK, y'all!", complete with cheeto-stained fingerprints and gum-cracking sounds w/each page turn. it will most likely include how-to guides for putting on panties when going out and shoes when going to public restrooms, and will be riddled with ads for alimony lawyers and contraceptives.

liz, maybe this can be a Friday List: if you were to target a self-help book to Britney, what would you include and how would you get her to read it?

Two points for CJ! But do you really think she reads? Her blog shows she can write, but one does have to wonder if she has ever actually read what she's put there... She might be some kind of wacky semi-literate - able to string words together but not able to read what's there.

Emphasis on the word *wacky*. Or that could be *tackY*. Or even...

never mind.

Wonder how those incredibly fugly shoes felt on Victoria Beckham's bunions?

When did Katie Holmes turn 40? Next thing we know she'll be donning sequined cruisewear. The sad thing is, she's the only one amongst all those who looks fresh, natural and real. No orange skin, no poor starved body, no softballs bolted to her chest, not covered with gangsterish tattoos.

Did Becks and Cruise get a 2-for-1 deal on man-heels? They look suspiciously near the height of the rest of the crowd, which is weird because Katie Holmes is, I believe, 5'9" in stocking feet and she's wearing mondo heels, and Will Smith is at least 6' tall?

Bogota: thanks for the remarks! you do pose an interesting querry regarding ms. spears' reading ability. i will take your lead an move us up a level: do we really want britney to read it? if she is no longer a trainwreck, on whom shall we rely for snarky entertainment?

"if she is no longer a trainwreck, on whom shall we rely for snarky entertainment?"

Lindsay Lohan, for sure. Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, the Olsen twins, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse ... the list is endless, unfortunately.

both Britney and Lindsey have little sisters already being pushed into the spotlight, so never fear, we have a new crop of people we should not both to care about but we do to look forward to.

both Britney and Lindsey have little sisters already being pushed into the spotlight, so never fear, we have a new crop of people we should not bother to care about but we do to look forward to.

slow day in celebrity news! All the stars (who weren't at the Beckham bash) must have been cooped up inside finishing off Harry Potter this weekend instead of out partying and paparazzi-dodging...

Just saw on another "newspaper" site that Drew Carey's the new Price is Right host.

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