"O.J. Simpson has been hitting the bottle since he was tricked into semi-confessing to double-murder last year with his "If I Did It" book project."

Poor OJ - isn't it *terrible* that someone would trick him like that? I can't imagine anything worse...

While she's taking such steps -- of her own volition, surely -- to reinforce the perception of her continuing sobriety, perhaps L. Lohan should go a step further and consider donning one of those Hannibal Lecter restraint masks to demonstrate that her nasal passages are not so easily accessible to powdered substances.

LOL

Great suggestion, Thor!

That Kirsten Dunst link is super-crazy NSFW. Ads/image tags advertising "pussy shots" and "nipple shots".

The phrase "invite back to the mansion" in the same sentence with the letters "O.J." still makes me shudder.

I'm sure he wouldn't take his guests aywhere NEAR the kitchen knives.

The "A" in SCRAM stands for alcohol. Which means Lilo runs the risk of being exposed if she drinks up while wearing her "dranklet." But it also means she can still do all the blow, weed, and pharms she can get her hands on, since the SCRAM anklet doesn't detect those substances. How convenient for her.

JW -- thanks for the heads up. I've changed the link to a different site.

Electronic leash or not, Lohan will be dead in five years.

She's not bright enough to understand what the Hollywood lifestyle is doing to her, she doesn't have the willpower to quit if she wanted to, and like all of her friends, Lohan is a rich, spoiled child with an addict's personality who lives for the moment. Say goodnight, Lindsay.

Ditto on the NSFW Dunst link. It's not delivering what was intended, and is heavily tilted toward punani country at the bottom.

Ya. I had linked directly to the jpeg to avoid the NSFW detritus surrounding it and I guess the blog didn't like that and changed the link. Sigh.

OK, the link is definately fixed. Is she getting wardrobe advice from Brit Brit? At her age, should those "things" be a bit more perky?

I think Kirsten must be researching a role; perhaps for THE FLY III, in which a mid-20's hot chick inadvertently gets into the Telepod with a drooping octogenarian.

They are re playing the victoria beckham special Thursday night at 8 on NBC

Re. KD -- gosh that's awful. Don't celebrities own full length mirrors? Yikes.

Indians should have told Sienna Miller they will cut back on emission if she cuts back on sleeping around. This way everyone does their part in saving the planet.

Once again my husband summed it up very nicely: "So, let me get this straight: they are RERUNNING a reality show about a former Spice Girl who's now married to a professional soccer player? What, did they run out of infomercials?"

I'm glad Brad introduced Shiloh to Jen. One day she's going to hear about what happened so this won't be a big shock.

Ryder seems like a nitwit.

Oh gee, Winona, it was just awful to get that nasty attention when you shoplifted. Good thing you don't feel guilty.