If Paris really had reformed, she would have turned herself into police for Lilo's Memorial Day crash. ;-)

"I was there to be funny and I was, but that doesn't mean I can't feel bad about it."

Not funny at all when men can do the same or worse than Paris and just sit there and laugh about it.

Not that I like Paris or anything, but the double standard is ridicules.

-Potty-mouth Pearl is related to Jeremy Piven why is that is not surprising.

-Why do bloggers report Tara Reid? At least, Lindsay Lohan has a career and nutty parents. Tara Reid has what?

-I'm not a Paris fan, but I thought the joke was mean especially when Sarah Silverman is nothing more than the comedy version of Paris.

i'd like to second those emotions re: sarah silverman's paris joke. mean, thoughtless, and too easy for a comedienne as supposedly smart as silverman. i honestly don't think she's that funny.

-Why do bloggers report Tara Reid? At least, Lindsay Lohan has a career and nutty parents. Tara Reid has what?

...she has lopsided boobs from a botched boob job, that's what she has.

Liz, to be fair, you should post this as a follow up to V Beckham's leg photos: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/victoria_beckhams_legs_will_ha.php

Could the shutting down of LiLo's new movie have more to do with her legal troubles ( would you bond a movie where one of the actors might go to jail?) than her hard partying ways? Or is it both? Sorry for being so serious on a Friday.

I thought the Silverman joke was hysterical ... and I think Paris is hyper-sensitive. What joke could be better than Silverman's when you have a heiress with a porn tape and impending jail sentence?

Whew, I thought I was going to get it for defending Paris. You know it also, really annoyed me to see the cameras go to Jack Nicholson and see him laughing it up. Really, he has dated girls close to Paris' age and no one bats an eye lash.

I don't think Sarah is funny either. She is also annoying in any movie she has ever been in.

i have to disagree. sarah silverman was perfect in "school of rock"...bossy, controlling, henpecking her poor whipped boyfriend.

problem is, that is her real personality, and who wants to watch such a rude person?

jack was famous for his talent first, infamous for his antics later. paris gets paid a crapload of money to appear at parties and do nothing, ala "i want to be famous, but only when it's favorable" concept. how dare we hold people, especially celebrities/celebutards, accountable for their own actions!

I'm probably gonna get slammed for this but while I don't find Sarah Silverman particularly funny in my opinion the Paris joke was funny.

I'd feel for Paris if she didn't put herself in that light. She's appeared on countless red carpets sans underwear, played on the porn tape (she probably leaked it) and did countless other things that made it funny. Yes there is a double standard but I must admit it made me chuckle.

Tara Reid botched boob job is only worth two days of celebrity press. What else has she done? Has she passed out on the dance floor at Hyde, hit the paparazzi with her car, flashed her botched boobs at the valets at Mr. Chow, tongue wrestling with K-Fed at Pure or OMG, made a movie that was not straight to DVD.

No, Tara Reid botched boobs are no longer worth value gossip space.

Tara Reid was in Van Wilder, which is a great comedic film, as well as the first two American Pies. All films better than anything fauxlebrity Shia Leboef has been in.

And, botched job or not, she's still a hotty.