"There's Always Fun In A Bathing Suit" sounds like a song from one of those awful Elvis soundtracks like PARADISE HAWAIIAN STYLE.

Amy is a sad little troll. Britney, you're finally wearing underwear... so you have to show the world?

um, why would it affect only posh's left leg and not her right, which looks fine. that photo looks doctored to me.

but I do approve of brit taking a dip in white panties!

Geez, I used to have the hots for Nolte, he sure looks scary now...

Of course Britney swims in her underwear. That's how everybody cools off down at the cee-ment pond!

Britney just exudes this dirty feel, like the girl who gives all the guys gonorrhea and has yeast infections all the time because she doesn't wash up....

Britney heads the list of Celebs I'm Sure Smell Off

yes--Eau de Cigarette Smoke and Stale Sweat Plus and Overtone of I am Not Sure What and Don't Want to Know

Is Brit-Brit sporting a wee merkin?

appropriate, given the dirty thread here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Wait a minute: wouldn't a MAN sport a wee merkin?

You really do learn something new everyday. So that's what a merkin is.

Why isn't Nick Nolte in rehab, and where was airport security?

If that's Victoria Beckham's leg, that is really strange. I've never seen anything like that! What IS it?

Why do celebrities buy a bunch of homes only a short drive from each other? Doesn't TomKat have some big compound in L.A.? Why would they need a "dream home" in Montecito? Because they can, I guess ... ?

'twere i britney's publicist i'd commission my pay from salary into an hourly rate. after 3 months, i'd have enough money to build a facility to keep ms. spears on permanent lock-down, complete with daily bathings, well-fitting clothes, general grooming, child rearing and pet car 101. i would then take my remaining billions (see: hourly rate) and retire. "'twould be twerrific!"

I think the Nick Nolte bit is sad - I just watched Prince of Tides (for the 52nd time, I'm sure) last weekend and its so heartbreaking to see where he's come since then.

No Julianne, NO!!!!

No Julianne, NO!!!!

-whoa, so sad about Nick Nolte, he must be back on the sauce again.
-that Amy Winehouse chick has a good voice but until she can literally clean up her act, all of her fans should stop the co-dependency and boycott her shows until she gets the help she desperately needs. that is sooo disgusting to treat fans like that.
-the Ann Heche story would be very funny (fighting over yoga mats and pink blankets?), if it didn't involve a child.
-wow! for a moment I thought Posh Becks had a prosthetic leg. sheesh- poor gal should eat a few burgers to fill in her degenerating muscle mass.
-I'm sorry, am I the only person who found the Oprah/dead dog story funny? Not at the death of the poor doggy (who clearly should not have been playing w/THAT plastic ball)but the detail provided: Madame O running barefoot down the driveway, security and dogwalker frantically pumping dog's chest, Oprah in dazed grief while reminding her fabulous self "everything happens for a reason"...

Found this link of celebs in crocs (Rosie, ick):

http://www.stylelist.com/photogalleries/celebrities-wearing-crocs

quite serendipitous that i posted my earlier comment, ending with a quote from "men in tights" and it was followed up by a cary elwes discussion in today's chat. if only these things could happen to me with the lottery. then my above plan would still work *sigh*

Not sure it warrants an actual blog update, but thanks to eagle-eyed Frank Thomason we know Dave Chappelle was walking around D.C. by himself today:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/07/19/dave-chappelle-next-white-house-press-secretary/

Do we have a list of Celebrities Who I'm Sure Smell Off? (Hint, hint, Friday list ... )

I'm not sure Brit doesn't smell worse than Matthew McConaughey, though, who reportedly refuses to wear deodorant. And since he never wears a shirt, everyone probably gets a whiff ... pee-yew.

"when did you last take a shower?" question for B. Spears and Nick Nolte.

Brit may have felt great cooling off, but wet knickers on a car seat sure are nasty.