Who gives a hoot-a-nanny. That star has faded.

More Hayden Panettiere and Megan Fox please.

Yeah, a plea deal involvng probation (shall we have pool on when she violates?) and lots of community service. What happened to mandatory minimums for drug charges?

If I was caught with a pinch of coke, I'd be in the clink.

I'm sure it was her serious attempt at rehab that persuaded the prosecuters. We know she's serious because we have the pictures of her looking serious.

You're right, Irishgirl. Any of us would be in the clink for what Lilo did.
I had a friend in Texas who did 6 months in a minimum-security prison for half a joint found during a routine traffic stop.
But Lilo walks, because she has several $600/hr. attorneys on retainer, and because she's a celebrity.

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