Creative Captioning: Debbie's Hairy Get Up

Debbie Harry, now a suburban mom, borrows her tween daughter's clothes for a night out.

Call me ... crazy

Brass in pocket, trainwreck on body.

Deborah Harry makes her first public appearance after being mysteriously blinded while clothes shopping.

Blondie Does Boca

Blondie shockingly and brazenly thumbs her nose at fashion by wearing white shoes after Labor Day.

Um, Boutros? Brass in pocket is the Pretenders, not Blondie.

Beam me up Scotty, this plastic vest is making me sweaty.

Blondie's missing a mirror. Must have used her glass budget making hearts.

Tim Gunn move over for "Edward Scissorhands' Guide to Style"

Harry to promote Blondie's lesser known hit "Face of Plastic"

Manna, manna .... doo, dooooo, doo doo doo.

Her future's so bright she has to wear shades?

An example of not growing old gracefully.

Fab Five Freddy told me every retiree's fly.

Ohhhh Operator, you're a smooooth operator.

Or wait - isn't this cheesey-silly 80s night?

What did she inject into the sheep embryos, and did it hurt the little lambies

How the 80's Made the N(a)oughties.

Debbie Harry disguises herself as Liz Kelly.

Blondie beams after winning Retired Rockers' Pot-Luck Cook-Off.

This is a very difficult assignment. The outfit is mild by Debbie's standards.

Ms. Harry, after her failed fourth attempt to dress herself, told reporters, "I'm not the type of girl/who gives up just like that."

cute shoes though!

Call me! No, really, please call me! Pretty please? I'm doing everything I can to get ANYONE to call!

Deborah Harry is positively beaming after learning that she has been cast in role of Gabriella's great, great grandmother for the upcoming Broadway production of "High School Musical, Back to the Future."

...and starring Phyllis Diller in the role of rock legend Debbie Harry

Debbie Harry said "At least, I'm coordinated. Top that, Britney."

Debbie Harry's lost youth returns after being rode hard and put to bed wet.

Pictured here: Debbie Harry in the infamous outfit that sent, designer, Tommy Hilfiger into retirement.

Blondie admits to new treatment: "baa-tulism"

[I bet no one gets that]

Look what my kids made for me in art class!

Harry: "I thought it was an 80's themed book party."

First thing to pop into my head:
She looks like she don't know better.
A case of partial extreme.
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater.
Acting like a soap opera queen...

Yeah! She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.

Thanks to the dark glasses, no one was aware Shirley Jones had stolen Debbie Harry's VIP pass...

Whatever, Blondie's still awesome, but sometimes, fasion does fail to rock..

Harry: "I wanted my outfit to match my hairstyle."

Whew! At least I got my arms out of the straightjacket before I got here!

her words from "rapture" say it best:

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high

Century Village welcomes the next generation!

"Deborah Harry emerges unscathed after unfortunate blender accident at Hilfilger launch party."

Sunnydale, CA; The new principle of Timothy Leary Middle School, Debbie Harry, lampoons the School Board's new dress code by wearing an "acceptable" outfit.

"One way - or another - Deborah Harry gets noticed!"

Exhibit 3 in blind pop star Deborah Harry's defamation suit against her former personal assistant.

Memo to Scientologists: Happy Pills Work!

So I said to my daughter, "Fine! If you're going to wear that to school, I'm going to pick you up in this!"

A really baaaaaaaahhhhd Harry day.

Shortly after her escape from the Phanton Zone, Deborah Harry swears vengance on Superman.

Debbie Harry at the ribbon cutting ceremony for the Vegas Country Kitchen Buffet.

Debbie's Fashion is So Glaring, She's Gotta Wear Shades... The Rest of America Has To Wear Blindfolds.

What's Blond, and White, and Red All Over

Debbie Steps Out to a Fundraiser For the Blind and Those Who Wish They Were Blind.

Debbie Harry pictured at the casting call for the 2007 Broadway renedition of "The Golden Girls." Bea Arthur graciously loaned her the proper footwear.

love the sheep references...very cleaver, but so far I am going to have to with Msnoops. Very funny.

"Hey Mom! Grandma's back from Orlando!"

The winner of Project Runway's "Strait Jacket" challenge

Debbie Exhibits the Transformative Qualities of Sheep Embryos.

Scientists Learn That Sheep Embryos Only Preserve 1980s Bad Fashion, Not 1980s Youthfulness.

Fab Five Freddie told me, Debbie, Harry, everybody's high. So I dressed to blend in.

OR

Well now you see what you wanna be -- and frankly, I don't get this outfit either.

OR

Spineless movement and a wild attack: How else to explain Debbie Harry's getup?

Black and White and Red? All Over!

Rock and roll meets retirement home.

Debbie Harry flaunts her disregard for the "take at least one thing off before leaving the house" rule.

Following the success of her recently reported "experimental" treatments to maintain her "youthful" appearance, Debra Harry launchs her new line of fashion wear grown from animal stem cells. "No animals were harmed in harvesting these fabrics" she declares. Viewers at the showing where not so spared.

MAUDE!

Floating in the summer sky
What was left of
99 red balloons go by.

"The future's so dim, I gotta wear shades."

Madame Tussauds apologizes for putting real-life Debbie Harry in wax museum.

Debby Harry on her way to audition for the part of the Joker in "Batman Breaks; Gotham Boogaloo"

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."

Blondie displays her latest stage costume for "Rip Her to Shreds"

What do you mean you don't like my outfit? Michael Jackson just adapted one of his songs to it! In fact, it went something like:

You know it's bad, it's bad-come on, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
"Where the hell'd you get those threads?"
It's bad!

Little-Known Sister Seeks Annette Benning's Fame by Debuting the Latest from her Recycled Upholstery Line

Lost a lot of weight,survived the rock and roll jungle ride,the tide is high and she's still gonna be your number One--Rock on Debbie!

"Yeah, I know. I lost a bet with Betsey Johnson."

From CBGB's to the heebie-jeebies in 30-some-odd years...

Bah Ram Ewwwww.....

I don't love the mean-spirited ones, I have to say. She's still cooler than all of us.

Debbie Harried

Mucho mistrust, hide my behind

Once I had a style, and now it's all past

Paging Barry Manilow...

Does This Outfit Make Me Look Crazy Famous? Or Just Famous?

Drat! Where are my tin cup and pencils?!

The tide may be high, but this girl shouldn't be holding on with such ugg threads.

she's starring in an informercial for the 1st punk rock retirement community

The tide is high... and so am I.

and then to everyone's horror, Michael Jackson and Laurie Anderson exploded while posing with Blondie

Blondie Clip 'n' Save Recipe:
Heaps o' Fun and just 71!
Tater Tots and Cream of Mushroom soup over egg noodles! Tops!!

It's Dress Like a Barber Pole Day!

85 comments and not a single mention THAT THIS IS COMME DES GARCONS...

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/CMMEGRNS/RUNWAY/00150m.jpg

Duh...

So the hair and make-up are wrong, SHE'S STILL WEARING COMME DES GARCONS. Which is more than I can say for Liz or anyone thinking they're making clever comments (they're not even funny, by the way). If you have to ask, you can't afford it, and you obviously don't understand anything about real style.

I win.

"I'm ready for my closeup now Mr. Hilfiger."

For what it's worth (which is "nothing" because Celebritology is not a democracy), my vote is for Thor's 4:10 - "From CBGB's to the heebie-jeebies..."

Brilliant, sez me.

Blondie indignantly points out that even though she looks like she's wearing a ferret nest it doesn't matter because it's COMME DES GARCONS.

On her way to Phyllis-Dillerism.

That's right, it's the Emperor's new Comme des Garcon

"We are so proud of our little Debbie ... she picked-out her back to school outfit all by herself".

Ms. Harry cringes as the roach burns her fingertips at an unscheduled photo-op. (Note position of fingers on left hand).

"Where's the beef?!"

Well, you know, just because it's comme de garcon, doesn't mean squat.

"SHE'S STILL WEARING COMME DES GARCONS. Which is more than I can say for Liz or anyone thinking they're making clever comments (they're not even funny, by the way). If you have to ask, you can't afford it, and you obviously don't understand anything about real style.

I win."

Spoken like a true effete little queen who thinks that his knowledge in one single area (fashion) makes him the arbiter of something he knows nothing about (humor).

Get over yourself, dude.

Cruella DeVille goes punk

To xnowhereboyx - You should read that article about the heinous Louis bag that came out on the Post this week...not everything designer looks good. There are rich people with no class or taste that need clothes too, and designers sometimes happily serve that market.

BUT, that said, immediately going to "not famous anymore" or "old" or simply "ugly," is rarely funny and is often just mean. There's got to be a clever twist like "Does This Outfit Make Me Look Crazy Famous? Or Just Famous?" I have to say I really liked that one.

One bad outfit for someone known for a unique look does not totally old washed-up make, right?

I think what I mean is, why diss the person as a whole for one silly photo? I noticed the same thing with the Chris Kattan contest, and notice those didn't win...

OUCH! Wounded by cutting edge fashion.

Thank you, sigh. That's what I was trying to get across, although mine came out totally jackassy. And I know that there are a ton of fashion disasters out there, but this was nowhere near one.

Back in the day no one would ever think twice about mocking her for what she was wearing, so why start now? Just because the interwebs gives people who wear "mom jeans" and Dockers a forum to mock those who don't? This is just a poor attempt at being a second-rate gofugyourself, and it shows. Leave the style dissing to them, not people who don't understand (and as I said, if you have to ask or mock, you don't and probably will never understand --- fashion is a two-way street, people in the upper tiers look down upon most of the people posting commentary, so I don't understand the armchair experts' superiority complex).

Debbie's like 80 years old and just the fact that she still chooses to wear things like CdG is awesome. I'd venture to say that she probably still looks better than most of the people on this message board. How many of you can still wear things you would've worn back in the days of new wave?? I thought so.

And "huh?", as your intellectual, physical, and most likely financial superior who routinely gets told he should be a comedian, I say it is you who needs to get over me. Dude. Among other things, this "effete little queen" is a semi-expert in kickboxing, so I would gladly roundhouse kick you in the windpipe any day, even through your three chins.

None of the previous comments were funny, but this one made me smirk, so it gets my vote:

"Blondie indignantly points out that even though she looks like she's wearing a ferret nest it doesn't matter because it's COMME DES GARCONS.

Posted by: RD Padouk | September 7, 2007 08:07 AM"

Have a good weekend.

Harry Scary!

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