Creative Captioning: Me & Mr. Tarantino

She's Britain's very own bad girl, Amy Winehouse -- shakier than a lip-synching Britney Spears in stiletto boots, more powerful than Pete Doherty's cat on crack and able to take out small children with a single whip of her rat's nest bouffant. He's our homegrown film auteur, Quentin Tarantino -- still living down "Grindhouse" and cheeky enough to wear sweats to an awards show (in this case, Britain's MOBO Awards). Shape of one black-clad super-duo! Get the Hall of Injustice on the horn, stat.

This unholy alliance is our inspiration for this week's Creative Captioning exercise. What thoughts lurk behind Tarantino's prim smile? And just what is Ms. Winehouse doing? Planning an escape?

Share your own alternate captions below. The best entry will be elevated to a position of prominence here in the blog and the writer of that entry may call him (or her) self "Official Celebritology Captionologist" for the week of Sept. 16 - 22.

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This Week's Winning Captions:

QT: "I can't wait to jab her with the adrenaline spike."
AW: "I can't wait for him to jab me with the adrenaline spike." -- Pompous Magnus

Runners Up
"Ok, OK! I'll go to rehab! Just get this ***ing guy off of me." -- b

In a rare moment of clarity, rehab-averse singer Amy Winehouse questions her choice of "sober buddy." -- Thor

If I said you had a beautiful carcass, would you hold it against me? -- SMACK

"Friends" update, circa 2015: Chandler and Janice, together again for the last time! -- d

Honorable Mention for Admirable Irascibility:
Is Tarantino wearing a Wu-Tang tshirt? is that supposed to be "ironic"? I'm tired of the "hip" crowd and their stupid tshirts. If I see another 21-year old in a "More Cowbell" or Cobra Commander tshirt and a fauxhawk, I'm going to stab him. -- OD

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