Instead of donating to Locks for Love, Spector's wife will now have to donate her hair again to another one of his wigs.

Phil Spector can't believe the "Wall of Crap" defense was so effective.

Rachelle: God, this bullet-proof vest sure is itchy.
Phil: Gee, I sure hope Rachelle will lend me those hair clips. Otherwise she's agoner.

He's Rebel

Wait, since when was he married? Has he been married all along? And is his wife okay with him having brought another woman home, even if he didn't kill her? I don't understand!

i know i'm not captionologist material (we all must know our limits), but i absolutely must comment on the tacky plastic clips mrs. spector is wearing.
i don't know anyone, other than the occasional toddler or kindergartner who wears those things. oh sure, you might grab one when you're in the bathroom to pull your hair out of your eyes when you're putting on moisturizer, but to wear them, in earnest, in public, where you know you will be photographed, is definitely a hair fashion "Don't".

Shih tzus really do make the big wigs

Sheryl Crow takes her dad home.

Once again, I'm captionless but I have an answer for Phoebe.

I think Spector married her after/during this whole fiasco.

When going home with a potential murderer, always keep Michael Clarke Duncan close at hand.

"And is his wife okay with him having brought another woman home, even if he didn't kill her?"

the caveat at the end of this sentence cracked me up. well done, phoebe.

Rachelle Spector is thrilled to learn that Madame Tussard's is opening a museum in D.C.!

I've got a gun at home for those pearlies honey!

While escorting the new model of Rod Stewart to Madame Tussaud's, his assistant realizes with horror that she forgot to take the butterfly clips out of her hair this morning after putting on her makeup, thus facing enternal ridicule from her social set.

Rachelle Spector updates husband Phil's image by taking him shopping for a pair of plain front pants.

PS: "I can't wait to jab her with the adrenaline spike."
RS: "I can't wait for him to jab me with the adrenaline spike."

A triumphant Phil Spector heads to a meeting with his editor to discuss the publication of his "If I did it" book.

Caption:

Rachel Spector -- wearing opaque glasses so she won't be frightened to death by the visage of her husband -- is guided out of L.A. Superior Court.

Sorry, that should have read;

Shih tzus really do make the best wigs.

I'm a fan of this one: "Phil Spector can't believe the "Wall of Crap" defense was so effective."

Here's my offering:

Rachel: "With my new ventriloquist dummy, I can rebuild the Spector fortune!"

Phil Spector exits the L.A. Superior Court on his way to a post-trial celebration with Courtney Love, Robert Blake, O.J. Simpson and Dick Cheney.

The last name is Spector, NOT Spectacle. And YOU quit laughing honey.

I'll get you my pretteeeeeeey.

After Phil declared to his wife that the trial had been "murder," both reeled from the awkward joke.

Him: I wonder if I can shoot this one and get away with it too.
Her: If I hold his arm really tight, maybe he can't draw his gun.

Rachelle Spector carries her dummy "P-Spec" to a press conference announcing her new career as a ventriloquist.

darn. I didn't see silver spring's entry before i submitted mine.

great minds think alike, i guess!

RS: I guess now I won't get power of attorney while you're in prison, huh?

PS: I wonder if the cops left any guns at the house....

"I'm D-E-A-D when she gets me home!"

"Damn! NOW I know how OJ felt!"

If she doesn't stop wrinkling my suit, I swear to GOD I'm gonna shoot the broad!!!

We need white upside-down sunglasses to complete our yin-yan look.

Posting here because the internet pipes into the chat seem to be all constipated:

Someone posted, "Wasn't "Bat Guano" the name of Slim Pickens character who rode on the bomb in the movie Dr Strangelove?"

Colonel Bat Guano was played by Keenan Wynn. When Peter Sellers, as Group Captain Mandrake, needs change for the payphone, he orders Bat Guano to shoot it.

After much argument, he agrees, but warns Mandrake, "You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

Rachelle Spector grimaces under the combined weight of her hair clips, the corpse of her husband, and the really big ring on the guy to her left.

Phil Spector, looking almost as though he were still alive, is taken from courthouse by his devoted wife.

Alotta Fagina: "Really Austin, there's nothing more sexy than a pathetically aging hipster!"

Austin Powers: "Yeah baby!" "Shall we shag???"

Is it just me, or does he look a little like Malcolm McLaren from this angle?

All together now:

"Two buffalo gals go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside"

Why am I famous again?

Mr. Natural, try this:

Phil Spector, looking almost life like, is taken from courthouse by his devoted wife.

Jessica Biel, promoting X-Men 5 with her co-star, the Chucky Doll.

"Phil, sweetie... I have to talk to you about Joey Ramone and Bobby Hatfield not returning your calls..."

Why is she wearing my hair clips?! I put them next to the gun for a reason, lady...

[Also? P-Spec is staged very well, love the pop of the red tie and square. Even his crazy eyes look nice in a pinstripe suit.]

Weekend at Spectors.

Rachelle: Hung, eh?...I should be so lucky!!

People lots people nice people photo snap-snap sunny day apple scruffs BOIL SNUFFY BUNNY! tulips meow pretty kitten cupcakes sprinkles snake maggots squirmy-squirm tapioca KILL! KILL! ocean breeze frizzy tribble wet steel cold hot cold BANG! BANG! BANG! pretty bird tweety bird . . .

Bonus points to whoever can pick the Spector-produced song title out of C v. K's post!

Oh, come on... it's "Apple Scruffs!" Sheez, how about a HARD one??

CvK has to win this contest hands down.

Having Lost a Gamble Made on Her Wedding Day, Rachelle Spector Contemplates the Ramifications of "Til Death Do Us Part"

I wonder if we can make it to Denny's in time for the Early Bird Special?

PS - MisS-trial? Do you think I can get her to come to the castle?

After leaving the courthouse, aging musical genius and wig dummy Phil Spector and his wife Rachelle went directly to an open casting call for an L.A. revival of "Guys and Dolls," set to open in November.

"Okay, so he stays out of prison, but maybe the stress will put me one year closer to widowhood."

They say the "Devil wears Prada", in this case the devil wears a 27 year old, soon to be victim.

"Beauty and the Beast" stars mobbed outside playhouse.

Phil Spector reveals his new look, "the wall of renown."

A happy shopper pushes her way through a disappointed crowd at a Los Angeles-area Walmart, thrilled to be clutching this season's hottest toy, "Mini-Me, the Barry Manilow Edition". The woman got the store's last "Mini-Manilow", as the toy's come to be called, and according to Wal-Mart Store Manager Ed Hervey, "folks buy 'em as fast as we can get 'em in stock and on the shelf!"

Rachelle: I wish he'd worn his flat front face, rather than that ghoulish, pleated one.

Britney Spears just lost custody of her kids. KFed is the better parent.