Why, why does Ryan Seacrest keep getting work?

Liz, the Seacrest/Hoff story says the former will produce, not direct. That role falls to Chuck Russell, who helmed The Mask in '94 and the 1988 version of The Blob.

Britney is now clearly engaging in avant-garde performance art. She's this generation's Yoko Ono.

byoolin, that's an insult to Yoko Oko.

For the love of god, Brit, stop the do-it-yourself weave.

Damn, Kanye got a beat by Reba...I wonder how his sensitve ego is handling that.

Ok, let me get this straight, Phil Specter has pulled guns on women before, it was proven in court that he's a loony toon, he actually admitted to the shooting right after the incident and yet the jury couldn't come to a verdict. No offense to Californian, but WTF is wrong with juries in that State!!!!????

Ah, yes, Pink... Soon. Very soon, you shall be mine!

If the jury had been allowed to hear the differences between Spector's and Glyn Johns' versions of what ended up as the "Let It Be" album, they'd have convicted.

michael, it was a poor choice of words on my part. Brit *aspires to be* this generation's Yoko.

I especially look forward to Brit's version of "Don't Worry (Mummy's Only Looking For Her Panties In The Snow)".

From Scott Feschuk's blog (at http://forums.macleans.ca/advansis/?mod=for&act=dis&eid=13):

"You probably already have a do-it-yourself poseable paper version of David Hasselhoff, but if you do not have a do-it-yourself poseable paper version of The Hoff, or need another so your existing poseable Hoff will have another poseable Hoff with whom to compare awesomeness (and poses), then you really should go [to http://www.artforrobots.com/strip_03-2.shtml] right now."

1. What do you need to get a conviction of a celebrity for murder in LA? Obviously more than a smoking gun.

2. Brit, if you invite them into the bathroom with you, you don't get to complain about a lack of privacy. Nor do you get to say the paparrazi are ruining your life.

3. Seacrest/Hoff -- the mind boggles at all the possible jokes there.

How do you cover up a tattoo, as Evan Rachel Wood plans/wants to do?

Why is anyone interviewing Steve-O ? Is he still relevant?

I saw the bit where Brit invites the guy into the bathroom. She tells him he's cute, notices the camera and seems shocked that it's on. I wonder what she was planning on doing if it wasn't on, hmmmmmmmmm.

Eeeew! Brit trying to score a tampon. Way too much information!
(also maybe she should start by wearing panties).

Why is anyone interviewing Steve-O ? Is he still relevant?

Obviously, since he has his own show. I forget the network, but I've seen ads for it.

Why, why does Ryan Seacrest keep getting work?"
I would like to add: why does David Hasselhoff keep getting work? He is a lousy singer, actor and his looks left him a long time ago. He's even a bad drunk. Why is this man working?

Okay, so Steve-O is still relevant with people with who inhale household products.

The Hoff is still relevant with Germans.

i've seen the photo about which sir elton speaks.
it's clear it wasn't the intention of the girls to be sexual, but the photo totally exposes one little girls' privates and i can't believe a parent would allow that photo of their child to be displayed. the photog and the parents are clearly in the wrong.
if for no other reason than the modesty of their daughter, both now and in the future when she sees that picture, a loving parent would not allow that photo to be taken, let alone shown to the public.
i say, bravo! to the police.

methinks,

Over here the parents would probably lose custody of the kids if anyone thought they took that picture.

I don't see how art should be protected when you are exploiting a child. As a mother, there is no way in hell I would let someone take a naked picture of my daughter. How old are the girls in the picture?

Oh and what is up with Mila's 70 pounds? I'm due in November and have only gained 15.

*the girls in the pic are probably 5 and 6 years old.

*considering she was a high fashion model, depending on how small milla was before she got pregnant, she might be filling in the 'empty spaces' with mommy weight as well as baby weight!

I think the best celeb tattoo cover-up/change ever was Johnny Depp changing "Winona Forever" to "Wino Forever".

methinks that is so gross.

On Mila, I am not a high fashion model, so you could be right about her weight gain.
aI was just a normal size person who mactual ate before getting pregnant!

Seacrest producing a comedy about Hasselhoff, starring Hasselhoff. Let's see... badly conceived, badly produced, badly acted, and (one would have to presume) badly marketed and promoted.

Sounds like a comedy of errors and bad judgment to me.

Byoolin, you should enter your 9:05 comment in the caption contest...

None taken, jake e. Believe me, I wonder quite frequently what the $%#! is wrong with juries in this state!

"It's not like it was when we first started" -- Pink, get a clue! That's the difference between "love" and "lust". Criminy.

Poor JLo, can't eat a satisfyingly full meal without people saying she's pregnant. Can't put on a caftan, or decide to skip the booze at one party... Whatever happened to the baby Marc Anthony had with his other wife?
I guess Evan Rachel didn't realize that getting a tattoo was something you should really think through? Even though I too like J-Depp's "fix" I like Kimberly Stewart-Ew-Gross's better: Daddy's Little Girl Loves Cisco became Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco.
Drew Carey is a mean man. I don't care if he has a point, it's such a harsh way to put it.
And finally, I'd like y'all to know that Lindsay Lohan [is a firecrotch and also] stole drugs from me too.