No Wyman-esque appreciation for Brett Somers. W-T-F

I've always liked Dave Grohl, now I know why.

I saw Dave Grohl buying supplies in a Home Depot in Burke. I love him more now that I know he's a do-it-yourselfer.

I love that David Grohl says what lots of people think, but won't actually say.

Dave Rocks.....who doesn't feel the same way?

Now that "Team Britney" has an opening, I can finally offer my services to Ms. Spears. Unless this becomes "Celebritology with Byoolin ...and Liz Kelly", perhaps I can make my mark as manager for Britney?

Well, Barry has sunk a few spots on my "list". As has Oprah for inviting Rosie if, that's true. Who's next, Britney?

I've always disliked Barry Manilow, now I know why.

And WOW, Brit got burned by her bodyguard! You KNOW you're f-ed up when your security entourage is coming out against you.

Anyone else suspect that RoRo stiff-armed Oprah because that's an interview she can't control?

First, Charles Nelson Reily dies, then Brett Somers. This cannot be good news for Richard Dawson.

Backpedaling...this bodyguard testifying isn't the one that I thought, who'd been with her for a long time. This guy was hired in March and fired in May. Not to say that he doesn't have anything to say, but we all know Britney was absolutely out of her mind in that timeframe.

Everyone knows Hasselback has no debating skills and bases all of her conservative beliefs on what other people told her. So...it's not like she's some bulldog whose gonna rip Barry M. to shreds. He is such a punk for cancelling. Who's scared of that noodle-spine Hasselback? Puh-lease.

Also, Simon Cowell is consistently fair and correct in his judging.

Britney needs to start the 5 point plan ASAP!

Dave Grohl, how right you are.

Liz, if you're up to leaving the house today, they are shooting scenes from the Russell Crowe movie down at 17th and Penn today. Movie crews setting up as I type....

Oooh, thanks Juicy. I may just saunter down there once I'm done with Weingarten's show.

-Dave Grohl's comment about Paris is under called for since he tried to date her few years ago. Paris was not impress by his 'Rock Star" status and he was not cute enough for her. Dave sound like a bitter high school reject.

-I thought One Tree Hill was canceled.

-When your powerhouse lawyer and powerhouse manager dumps you, your career is pretty much over.

re: First, Charles Nelson Reily dies, then Brett Somers. This cannot be good news for Richard Dawson.

um, isn't Richard Dawson already dead?

"Unfortunately, the show was not willing to accommodate this simple request so I bowed out," he said in a statement on his"

It's because your request was rude! It's like me saying I want to post on celebritology, but only if Liz doesn't post that day. I never understood why people want to be with people just like themselves. Expand your horizons Barry, she is a little annoying, but completely harmless. I doubt politics would have even been brought up.

um, according to IMDB Richard Dawson is very much alive.

Long live Richard Dawson!
I wonder if there was some pact the Match Game panel had going on, like last survivor gets to take home that kick butt 70's retro set.

Excellent Eugene Robinson reference - I hadn't read his take. It IS all about celebrity. Kurtz's Media Notes is also good on that angle (if not as funny!), esp where he wonders out loud if OJ still has the celeb pull to justify the media circus now that everyone's more and more focused on misdeeds of the rich, white and female.

Richard Dawson is an animatronic. He died during the taping of "Family Feud" many years ago. He was replaced with one of the androids from "Westworld."

True 'nuff! IMDB is hiding the truth.

Don't know Brett Comers, Richard Dawson, Charlies Nelson, or Jane Wyman and, frankly, don't care to google.

08:52 wasn't really me. ("me" being the "real" byoolin.)

I've already got a stunt double. Now I have a doppelganger. What's next, a voodoo doll?

You "don't know Brett Comers, Richard Dawson, Charlies Nelson, or Jane Wyman and, frankly, don't care to google."

And you want to be a Celebritologist...

It occurs to me that Dawson may be cursed. Think of all the people associated with him who have passed on: Somers, Reilly, Rayburn, half of the Hogan's Heroes crew, including Hogan, Carter, Klink, Schultz, Hochstetter and Burkhalter, and Ray Combs, who hosted FF and later killed himself.

There's a trail of bodies in Dawson's wake. He may be Hollywood's answer to Ted Bundy.

wow, sorry I really though Mr. Dawson had passed on to that big game show in the sky or whereever. I'll try to keep my dead celebrities straight from now on.

Ah Barry M., the intolerant liberal. Whassamatta, not comfortable being around people with different ideas from yours? If you can't explain and defend your beliefs, how strong are they/you?

Liz can start a Dead or Alive game on Celebritology. You'd be amazed how many stars are still alive that most of us thought were dead!

If I may expand on RVC's question:

"If you can't explain and defend your beliefs" AGAINST ELIZABETH FREAKIN' HASSELBECK, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD "how strong are they/you?"

Don't hassle the Beck!

(Someone had to say it.)

But then again, if everyone canceled because of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, we might finally be rid of her.

I don't blame Barry M. for blowing off those pretentious, jaw-flappin' gossip mongers on The View. Like their opinions count for anything? I think they all share one brain between them and Hasselbeck gets shortchanged on the days she gets to use it. She's a cutie, but then she opens her mouth and I can't help but think, "Where in the world does she come up with this ridiculous crap?"

They probably wouldn't let Barry get a word in edgewise, anyway.

I've always been a Dave Grohl fan. Now I love him!

That's a pretty spineless move by Manilow. Grow a backbone man and just do the show. It's not like you're going to lose an argument to her anyway.

Why would Dave have even wanted to date Paris? He's been married since 2003 and seems to have had better taste in girlfriend's before that.

Good for Grohl! Can't say I'm surprised though. Folks who once led a life outside of LA-LAland know how BS that town really is, especially if growing up in the Washington area - then they really know BS when they see it.

Then again, it seems to be all the rage nowadays for older celebs to bash the younger set. Some things never change, Hollywood or not. Those young'uns just don't get it, do they. I sorta worry now that this marks Dave as "old" and no longer "cool." You know what happens once that buzz starts. How will real rock survive without him? ;]

Since Liz has declined to write a Wyman-esque appreciation of Brett Somers, I will:

She had those really big glasses. And her daughter Suzanne Somers invented the Thighmaster and was one of the original Charlie's Angels. I used to love it when, as an 8-year-old boy, I watched her talk dirty to Gene Rayburn. (In retrospect, I'm not sure if she really was doing that, but all those double entendres must have meant something.)

Brett Somers, we'll miss you. But at least we can still hear you sing "Love To Love You, Baby."

how about robinson's column this morning? it was pretty entertaining, wasn't it? that should be a contest, come up with the best jonnie cochran maxim... but those two from robinson will he hard to beat. those were great.

"if it's not Oj's voice on that tape, you gotta let him escape"

"If OJ didn't know those armed men, you gotta let him go again"

Since Dave Grohl is around my age, he will always be cool. Those of us of a certain age never go out of style.

What Navin Johnson said!

Brits powerhouse manager kinda has his own career headed for the toilet at his firm anyway.

Diddy's commercial is terrible. It's tasteless and stupid. Better that it didn't air.

"But then again, if everyone canceled because of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, we might finally be rid of her."

Or maybe if everyone canceled because of her, they could just get rid of The View.

"Why would Dave have even wanted to date Paris? He's been married since 2003 and seems to have had better taste in girlfriend's before that."

Because fame is trumps everything in Hollywood. Some of the men on this blog would even date Paris if they had the chance.

i know i'm late to the weigh-in but here's what's what in my mind...

1) liz, did you see russell crowe? please post pics, especially of you and he shaking hands (or more?) and comparing tatts.

2) byoolin, i'm scared. how can we be sure it's you and not one of the pod people?

3) my sister attended 'fat camp' in the poconos one summer with adam klugman. we saw brett and jack during family day. she was so nice and friendly and wore the enormous glasses. it was one of my first brushes with celebrity and whetted my appetite for reading this here column on a daily basis.

4) barry manilow, be a man! (oh. wait. never mind.)

Wow Barry....talk about predjudice.....

"Why would Dave have even wanted to date Paris? He's been married since 2003 and seems to have had better taste in girlfriend's before that."

He was drunk and she's easy.

Kudos to Barry Manilow!

And Dave Grohl!!

Why am I not surprised that "nudity" was one of the issues in Brit's home? I am starting to think she really may be mentally ill. There's a severely mentally ill woman in my neighborhood who exposes herself regularly.

I suspect that the Broolin comment 1112 was posted by the pseudo... our broolin would never get it so totally wrong. Suzanne Somers wasn't in the original Charlie's Angels. Her big break was Three's Company. Brett Somers daughter was named Leslie.

Wasn't Fannie Flagg on Match Game? Doesn't she write best-selling chick lit? Can't remember.
Used to watch that show faithfully. It was great for avoiding homework.
And Richard Dawson was always drunk I think he must have had a mini bar behind his little desk.

I don't like Hasselbeck or agree with her politics, but that's lame. Sounds like a publicity stunt on Manilow's part -- would anyone be talking about him or even know he has a new album otherwise?

Whoa- that ex-bodyguard of Brit's is beyond "ginormous"! Maybe its the funny angle on the "Us" site, but he looks like he is at least 7.5'. Wow!

Barry M. grow some balls, dude. I think my almost 2 yr. old could take out that twit in a debate.

Dave G. rocks like never before for expressing my similar sentiments so eloquently!

Witchy, 11:12 was me. (Really, honestly, for true.) I was using the old sitcom device known as "the wacky misunderstanding." (You know, like when Jack accidentally had sex with Mr. Roper, thereby confirming the latter's suspicions.)

This is great....

http://www.styledash.com/2007/09/17/playboy-wont-pay-for-britney/

Fannie Flagg wrote "Fried Green Tomatoes."

Love that Dave Grohl. However I must point out that he does have some influence over whether his daughter grows up like Paris. But then I believe that all teenagers should have to work flipping burgers for a while, to learn what it takes to earn a buck.

WDC 21113, thanks for sharing! Truly hilarious ... especially this bit: "Britney insists that she won't take off her clothes for less than seven figures".

Talk about bolting the barn door after the horse has fled!

The Fannie Flagg who wrote "Fried Green Tomatoes" and appeared on Match Game are the same Fannie Flagg.

Byoolin, you are hilarious!

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