ARRRRR!!!! All that should matter to ye is the namin' of the children of Ricky Bobby: Walk-Arrr! and Texas Rang-Arrrr!!!

If I be meetin' Mr. Norris, he be walkin' the plank!!!

ARRRRRR!!!

Chuck Norris is giving away his age in that picture with his trunks pulled up towards his chin.

He's gonna give one granddaddy of a smackdown.

gosh i love paul theroux! thanks for the reminder.

Ahhh, Chuck Norris. Please see this, one of my favorite websites:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

And a Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to you, too, Pompous Magnus!

We need to hear from Airwolf. He's probably out flying a mission right now, dropping 40-pounders left and right.

Airwolf..hahahahaha! good heavens how i love them retro references!
has rambo come out yet? on the war, on the war, for pete's sake.

what does it say about me that i used to watch both walker texas ranger AND dr. quinn medicine woman?
i also loved american gladiators.

it should have been a sure indicator that i'd love flavor/rock of love and want to try out for flavor of love 3 as my next career move.

Chuck's just trying to sell more Total Gyms....You gotta wonder what's under the bad rug he's wearing.

Why is Chuck Norris bothering the soldiers in Iraq? I have friends over there and the last thing they need is old action hero talking b.s.

GI Joe with the kung fu crip is more useful than Chuck Norris.

A celebrity with an opinion is like a mule with a spinning wheel, no one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

lisa1 is right. my son is in iraq and he says his men need more jessica simpson and less kathy griffin.

Seeing as how:

1.France surrendered after one episode of Walker: Texas Ranger aired in the country

2. The Soviet Union broke up after a Delta Force marathon

3. Chuck Norris is the second leading cause of death in America

Why don't we just send Chuck Norris out in the field in Iraq to fight insurgents (or anyone else who gets in his way).

good idea, michael. now if only we can get tony little and his ponytail to Iraq.

There are only two good things about Chuck Norris:

1) Chuck Norris Facts
2) Bruce Lee beat him up -- big time.

Take Tony. Leave the ponytail.

I guess one could infer Sally Field is against this war, but you can't get there from her comments alone. She has even said she didn't have a political agenda, just some random thought that women were less likely to start wars.

Ahh yes... Norris - who glorifies the Texas Rangers - a group of murderers and rapists so vile the mexicans their name stands 150 years after the mexican-american war as an object of hatred (ask someone in the valley - they still talk about it). The Rangers raped, they killed, they'd shoot up innocent women and children not getting out of their way. Scouts for the US military engaged in a war of aggression over resources...

Sure Chuck likes what we're doing in Iraq - hell - his next show can be "Walker, Blackwater Security Consultant".

I'd like to see Chuck Norris guest star on What Not To Wear While Acting Macho And Pimping For The Bush Administration.

The joy of Celebritology is that it is a break from the politics of Washington. It works best when the writer and the commenters check their Iraq opinions at the door (or leave them in The Trail).

What if the writers and commenters are commenting on a comment a celebrity made about Iraq or some other political matter? or what if...

never mind

just shut up...

we don't live in a bubble, bushie, i mean, anon @1:10. Celebritology and politics sometimes collide.

These is no God... there is only byoolin! :)

Yucka. Please Liz. No shirtless pix of Chuck Norris without proper warning. I was not prepared.

Eeeeewwww, just be grateful it wasn't a pic of Carrot Top. (http://images.google.com/images?q=carrot+top&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi)

ARRRR!!!! Sorry, me hardy byoolin.

There is no Dana, only Zuul!

ARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

re: carrot top...leave it to byoolin to put it in perspective.

Please, methinks... you're gushing AGAIN.

I like how Republicans always say that actors and celebrities should STFU about politics, except when their names are:

Chuck Norris
Fred Thompson
Ronald Reagan
Dennis Miller
The guy who played Gopher on Love Boat
Cliff (from Cheers)
Arnold S.
Charles Barkley (although he's now anti-GOP)
One of the Zucker brothers
Pat Sajak
Al Michaels
Bruce Willis (also shying away from Republican label now)
Ted Nugent
Gene Simmons
Sonny Bono
Steve Largent
Toby Keith (claims to be a Dem now that war is obvious failure, but voted for Bush in 2004; attacked Dixie Chicks)
Merv Griffin
Charlton Heston
Frank Sinatra
Sammy Davis, Jr.
John Wayne
Drew Carey
Charlie Daniels
Bo Derek
Joe Gibbs
John Elway
Curt Schilling
Patricia Heaton
Kelsey Grammer
The guy who played Jesus in Passion of Christ
Most of the Imus in the Morning staff
Wayne NEwton
Tom Sellek
JC Watts
Most country music singers

hush, Helena, leave her alone...she has a c-r-u-s-h.

Normally, I would be opposed to such a long-as$ post, however, that one was quite funny. So...bravo Jim E.

The newest cohost on The View is sure that evolution is bunk but says she doesn't know whether or not the world is flat.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/09/18/new-view-cohost-sherri_n_64864.html

Gotta say Chuck w/ no shirt doesn't do it for me.
The hottie in the foreground however..... Different story!

oh, whatEVER...
i do not.
i'm just saying that it's good to keep the whole idea of barechested chuck norris/carrot top in perspective. that's all. the fact that byoolin said it has nothing whatsoever to do with my comment.
and now it looks as tho' methink i dost protest too much.

Okay, this is going to draw lots of ire, but how come we give standing ovations when Brad Pitt has something to say about Katrina victims but tell Chuck Norris to get off the stage when he has something to say about Iraq War? Lots of people said it's always good when celebrities use their status for worthwhile causes, but if Chuck Norris really believes this is helping, can't we let him have that opinion (and respectfully disagree)? What if it weren't Chuck but someone like George Clooney? Seems kinda like a double standard to me, even if I'm pro-Brad/helping Katrina victims, anti-Chuck/Iraq War.

Yarr.

Oh, great. This is just like that time in Grade 4 when, by way of explaining an argument she was having with Sharlene W., Maureen M. exclaimed tearfully, "...and she said I liked [byoolin] but I DON'T anymore!!!!"

[sniff]

i don't get the "he had a hat" joke. is it an ethnic thing?

okay, back to chuck...

gotta say, DJ has a point. it goes both ways. opinions:they're just like noses.

buck up, byoolin! for God's sake. take it like a man.

"Okay, this is going to draw lots of ire, but how come we give standing ovations when Brad Pitt has something to say about Katrina victims but tell Chuck Norris to get off the stage when he has something to say about Iraq War? Lots of people said it's always good when celebrities use their status for worthwhile causes, but if Chuck Norris really believes this is helping, can't we let him have that opinion (and respectfully disagree)? What if it weren't Chuck but someone like George Clooney? Seems kinda like a double standard to me, even if I'm pro-Brad/helping Katrina victims, anti-Chuck/Iraq War.

Yarr. "

I don't think you can equate raising money for/managing projects to help victims of Hurricane Katrina with saying the surge is working or that the war is a good idea. Unless Chuck Norris is going to sign up to go start roundhouse kicking Iraqi insurgents to death, I don't think he's really going to have any impact on anything. If he thinks the war will suddenly turn around because Chuck Norris said it's going well, he's just delusional. And we shouldn't encourage delusional celebrities. Even if they do make for good Celebritology posts (see: Britney Spears)

Better yet, let's just make this thread a catch-all for Random Facts about Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and God. Trick Question. Chuck Norris IS God.

That, DJ, is why there's a voting option for "depends I whether or not I agree". I see I'm in the (honest) minority there.

Better yet, let's just make this thread a catch-all for Chuck Norris Random Facts.

"Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and God? Trick question. Chuck Norris IS God."

Uh, grog.

Ahem, Gentleman, Ladies (and I use that term loosely).

You all seem to have gotten away from the real subject: me. Methinks and I are the King and Queen of this court. You are merely our vassals.

Phony byoolin, on the other hand, is a [sort of rhymes with 'vassal'].

Chuck Norris can express his opinions until the cows come home... as long as he keeps his shirt on. Or starts wearing eyeliner ala Carrot Top.

byoolin - thank you for the considerate warning so that I could make a deliberate decision to look at topless Carrot Top. Liz, please take note.

You're welcome, Eeeeewwww, and your obviously depraved masochistic streak is noted for future reference.

I believe byoolin's ego is getting a bit too large for the comment section, especially for someone who is not a current commenter of the week (nor creative caption winner of the week).

It looks to me like it's Mr. Id who's running amok. Ego's just sitting on a chair in the corner with his head in his hands.

Superego is busy drawing a logo in case Liz decides we need avatars.

lol, michael. give byoolin a break; who can remain humble when methinks has the hots for him?

My idea of him using the roundhouse kick has already been posted. So I'll just say, ahhhhhh Chuck.

And second or third the question as to why his waist band seems to be so high?

Don't like Chuck Norris, so I could give a rat's a$$ about what he thinks, especially when it comes to this particular administration, that said, I too have a teeny tiny crush on byoolin. I picture him at least 6ft tall, mocha color, either from tan or natural, muscular with a smooth bare chest. Can't stand no hairy chest. He is of coure gorgeous, because why fantisize about an ugly man.

petal, because he has a paunch.

i'm embarrassed about this whole 'methinks likes byoolin' thing. but it's better than having your handle hijacked.

Well, my fantasies of byoolin involve red stilettos, whipped cream, a blindfold, a Tyson Beckford mask, and a 50 Cent body suit.

Ok, byoolin, you may be right, I think several Ids are now rumming amok.

oh hell, who am I kidding? i really do have the hots for byoolin. I'd be happy just to hump his leg.

FYI...That 'methinks' comment posted at 3:44, not methinks. Yet another person w/out creativity.

"oh hell, who am I kidding? i really do have the hots for byoolin. I'd be happy just to hump his leg."

When methinks sobers up she will claim that this was her imposter.

I was right on the money!

Don't worry, the admiration is definitely mutual, methinks. How about a foursome with Liz and the lovely Mrs. Byoolin?

I don't play golf, byoolin. But I'll be happy to hold the money.

Oy.

tee hee!

I am posting this anonymously as not to get my handle stolen, PLEASE STOP POSTING UNDER OTHERS HANDLES. If you are not creative enough to create your own, then post anonymously or better, don't post at all. We all love our regular posters, its what makes Celebritology fun to read, but it loses that fun when others decide to be ginormous a**holes!!!!!

perhaps there would be fewer Ids if Celebritology was not just a forum to showcase "the methinks & byoolin show". if that's what we're all here for, then perhaps Liz should step aside, because she's not as good a Celebritologist as byoolin is witty.

byoolin's comments are better than yours. He also gets far more readers here than on his blog, plus the immediate gratification of an audience, feeding his already big ego. So sit back, and enjoy Celebritology with Methinks and Byoolin!

I like the sound of that! What do you think, Liz? "Celebritology with Byoolin and Methinks"

I looked up byoolin on flickr and...well, I'll continue to enjoy the comments, but, dude, you don't look at all like my fantasy byoolin.

awww, dude, did you have to ruin it for me?

Thanks a lot, handleless for the moment, for ruining the fun. Now nobody has a crush on me.

wow, hot guy! you're cute, byoolin.

today's c'tology was annoying and im disappointed. :(

there should be rules posted and if you ignore them you should be subject to deletion.

i just want to read and comment on liz's Celebritology without fear of people taking my name as their own. i'm not sure what the solution is...i don't suppose there is one. i'll just lie low for awhile. but that ain't no fun.

it's a shame. i come here to enjoy methinks and byoolin, not inane prattle from people like not bluto. i'm disappointed.

My true friends know me and the imposter can never take that away from me. Stay strong!

I love you all, especially Methinks! Michael notsomuch.

That was not me at 5:39.

On another note, I can't believe I'm being hijacked. I'm not even important. Actually, I'll just change my name if you would like it. I'm not attached.

I think the invasion was a monumental mistake, but I have no problems with Chuck Norris going over to meet the troops. What the hell is wrong with that? Better than what that pompous traitor Sean Penn did.

Forget "Walker" - Chuck Norris is a legit tough guy. He has the respect of anyone who pays enough attention to look beyond the TV persona. I'll listen to him before I listen to any overly sensitive soul who can't accept that all the world's people don't want to share a group hug.

Look at it this way: Real-life fighting in any form scares most creative people half-to-death. When was the last time you saw an art history major kicking someone's ass? I'm not saying it's impossible, but the more creative someone generally is, the more afraid of violence they are. In the everyday world, this is perfectly normal, since violence is usually a sad failure of civilized behavior to solve a problem.

But sometimes violence is required to defend something important against people who would use violence to destroy it. Because of his often-cheesy acting projects, people forget Chuck Norris has an INCREDIBLE fighting history - he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do (that's a LONG damn time) to achieve the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. This is someone who has trained for decades under the concept of using force to defend oneself against aggressors. Someone like that is more likely to understand the necessity of combat, and his opinion deserves to be taken more seriously than someone like Sally Field.

Then again, if you actually listen to Sally Field when she's not talking about acting, then you probably are beyond help anyway.

I'll take your word that an 8th degree black belt is an impressive thing, but it does NOT, in any way, make him enough of a military expert to access whether or not the surge/war is working. Has he ever been a solider, I mean out of character?

Why would any sane person think Chuck Norris has the answers anymore than Sally Field does? Senators Jim Webb and John Kerry, both former military men, happen to disagree with good ol' Chucky boy. They say the surge has simply been effective in moving violence elsewhere, that it is time for things to change, timelines to be set, benchmarks kept, etc. So, thanks, but I'll take their word over Chuck's black belt.

P.S. I know a female, S. Korean art history student who could totally kick your as$.

Give the man a uniform, an inadequate weapon and put him on an unarmored humvee, on patrol with real soldiers for, oh I don't know 15 months and then refuse to send HIM home, then let's see what he thinks about the whole thing.

When I saw Norris sit in for someone of Fox noise one night while I was channel surfing, I swore I would never watch another one of his movies. And I haven't. Another mindless moron.

Chuck's failed attempt to become a serious and good actor bases on his lack of talent and intelligent. And now, after wasting his life with stupid movies, he tries giving his life a sense. Another failed attempt.
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