Quick Petra, you distract him and I will remove his rediculous mask.

Not an entry, obviously, but IMO that bottom pic is adorable.

Whoopi Goldberg is reunited with the children she gave up for adoption twelve years ago.

Bruce Willis, looking worse for wear after a night spent with Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova, said he now understands why the manufacturer of Vi*gra warns users to call their doctors if the medication's effects last more than four hours.

Whoopi Goldberg appears to get more enjoyment from being kissed by Muppets than Bruce Willis does from being kissed by hot young women. An insight to growing older or just a testament to who is more used to getting such action?

Eva Mendes: Petra, your grandfather is *so* adorable!

Bruce Willis is alone in not appreciating the joys of hair extensions.

New muppet, Ibizo, with Henson creator's inspiration, Whoopie Goldberg.

[HAHA you called Elmo a rake.]

I bet Rosie's making some "look, there are three puppets in that picture" joke.

for Bruce pic:

"What do you think of me now, Demi?"

for Whoopi pic:

"Just in time for the holiday season, Tyco releases it's newest creation: The Tickle-Me Whoopi."

Three Muppets teach Whoopi Goldberg the pleasures of Furrism.

Whoopi Goldberg suffers the devastating effects of the new Poison-Me Elmo doll.

For the first picture:

Eva Longoria: I didn't know Wallace Shawn would be here tonight!

Petra Nemcova: He was so cute in The Princess Bride!

Bruce Willis: I knew growing out my hair was a good idea

Separately, the Victoria's Secret and Sesame Street catalogs showcase the wide selection of ear muffs available this winter.

correction: that should be Eva Mendes.

So, my official entry is:

Eva Mendes: I didn't know Wallace Shawn would be here tonight!

Petra Nemcova: He was so cute in The Princess Bride!

Bruce Willis: I knew growing out my hair was a good idea

Faced with choosing between Rog*ine or Vi*gra, Bruce is pleased he made the right decision.

Muppets chanting simultaneously: me want Whoopi!

Whoopi Goldberg is caught in the middle of the same sex marriage debate impacting America's future generations. And loving every minute of it.

Bruce Willis lives out the fantasy of every other bald fifty year-old man in America.

To assuage their disgust over accepting "The View" gig, Whoopi treats her dreads to a three-way.

Whoopi Goldberg lives out the fantasy of every bald, 62-year old Republican senator from Idaho.

Two stars are treated to equally affectionate kisses. One laughs, remembering youthful good times; the other is stricken with the realization that his chance at further youthful good times has gone the way of his hairline.

Sandwiched by two doses of natural male enhancement, Wallace Shawn grows a quarter meter.

In Hollywood, action star Bruce Willis had his latest face lift test-driven by beauties Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova.

In more tragic news, comedienne-actress Whoopi Goldberg was killed in a freak accident on the set of Sesame Street, while demonstrating the time-honored Southern hobby of dogfighting.

Whoopi, being mistaken for Elmo's favorate muppet start Animal, rushes over with his new BFF to see if Animal (aka Whoopi) would give him a tickle.

"In more tragic news, comedienne-actress Whoopi Goldberg was killed in a freak accident on the set of Sesame Street, while demonstrating the time-honored Southern hobby of dogfighting."

Not funny.

Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova admire Janice Dickinson's new neck lift.

Elmo rushes over that is to Whoopi that is...

Whoopi Goldberg incurs the wrath of Miss Piggy by taking up with "her men."

For first picture -
Yuck! I thought he was supposed to turn into a prince!

In a move aimed at appealing to a younger demographic, Whoopi Goldberg introduces the newest cohosts of "The View."

Whoopi says the best part about her arguments with co-hosts Joy Behar and Elizabeth Hasselbeck is making up, afterwards.

SMACK wins woo, SMACK wins woo woo.

Muppets mackin' Whoopi

byoolin stole my other caption idea!

M Street: tea >> keyboard

Since coming out as an Elmosexual on the Rosie O'Donnell show, Whoopi Goldberg has become an inspiration to all women who are attracted to Muppets.

See Demi, you don't marry 20-somethings, you enjoy them two at a time!

Either one:

Mmmmm...tastes like chicken!!

For Bruce:

The celebrity version of Trading Spouses - Bruce versus Ashton

For Whoopie:

It ain't easy being on The View.

First Picture:

Demi who?

Second Picture:

Kermit who?

Once a man, twice a child: A hairless Bwrucey-wucey has his cheeky-weekies pinched.

Captain's Log, Stardate 44921.4:

Guinan returned from her vacation on Muppsilon 4 with a pair of brightly coloured companions and a surprisingly chipper new attitude.

Aging actor trying to revitalize career gets smooches from puppets.

Oh and Whoopi got kissed by Muppets

Bruce: Looks like I picked the wrong week to start using Botox.

For either:

"I haven't seen this much action in years."

Desperate to be the next Bond girls, Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova continue their quest to be photographed kissing every aging action star in Hollywood.

Elmo (whispers): Mufasa!
Whoopi: Oooh, say it again!

OR

Bruce: Lippie-ca-yay, Muthaf@#%%$!

Tim Conway at the premier of The Apple Dumpling Gang II "Live Free or Die Old"

Bruce Willis jokes that no matter what else happens in his life, he now knows true happiness and can "die hard."

Abizo and Elmo pay off their poker debts - video at 11

Eva: No, they're not taking in too much for the face lift. See, you can still smile.

I missed the chat so didn't get in my 2 cents about captioning. I thought the idea was to come up w/a newspaper-like caption, something short and descriptive with a generous dose of pith since this is Celebritiology.

Since it seems none of the winners are ever remotely newspaper-like I end up annoyed and never click the links to see the runners up.

JES, if you look at the past winners, those are the kind of entries that are selected each week...

I think you need to loosen up, this is just light, fun entertainment!

JES, you might just want to stick to the regular newspaper, at least until we grow up.

Elmo: "Albizo is right! Whoopi's hair IS made of licorice! HA HA HA HA!"

Hollywood starlets attempt to give Bruce Willis their hair.

Toy company shows latest muppet (center).

Whoopi Goldberg models her new Princess Leia hairstyle.

Whoopi Goldberg models her new Princess Leia hairstyle.

Posted by: Flea | October 11, 2007 04:30 PM

The winner!!!

Whoopi has a couple of good shags on camera as Elmo redefines term 'deep pile'

In an effort to update Sesame Street for a more diverse audience, Big Bird is being replaced by a new character, Big Whoop.

Another day here at the View--
One muppet's old, the other's new.
There ain't no reason,
It's just the season
For Kissing Whoopi.

(with apologies to Eddie Cantor's "Making Whoopee!")

Whoopi Goldberg models her new Princess Leia hairstyle.

Posted by: Flea | October 11, 2007 04:30 PM

The winner!!!

I second that - great caption!

"Whoopi says the best part about her arguments with co-hosts Joy Behar and Elizabeth Hasselbeck is making up afterwards."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket | October 11, 2007 12:40 PM

LOVE THIS!!!!

Top: menage a troi

Bottom: mange a troi.

Suddenly, Rosita and Elmo realize that their attempt to recreate the spaghetti-slurping scene of "Lady and the Tramp" has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Wallace Shawn always knew the day would come when he'd be mistaken for Bruce Willis

Eva: Whistle or lose it!

Abizo and Elmo, noting Whoopi's hair, greet her as "one of us"!

"We love him like a dad," remarked Petra. "He's actually a year older than my actual father," added Eva.

Bottom picture:

"N'kosi Sikeleli Afrika! Beef jerky time."

I personally love the caption contest! Please keep it around as is!

Top: menage a troi

Bottom: mange a troi.

We have a winner!

Whoopi: Yes I had a boob lift.... Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon... Why do you ask?

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters OMG.

Bruce: Hey Petra! Superglue really works!

"Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters OMG." -- hilarious!

Whoopi's thoughts: I just LOVE these fuzzy mother-#@&%$-ers!!

Bruce Willis (52) discovers two reasons (33 and 28, respectively) to die hard.
Muppets inflate the new Jim Henson Brand Whoppi Cushion.

Or with spelling,
Muppets inflate the new Jim Henson Brand Whoopi Cushion.

Authorities detain Whoopi Goldberg, alleging that she was smuggling exotic animals in her hair.

Whoopi starts to regret playing wingman for her buddy Bruce earlier in the evening when things get a too little frisky with the "ugly" friends...

Oops, the 8:16 was mine...