Lindsay Lohan: A Changed Woman?


Lohan at the November 2006 premiere of 'Bobby.' (AP)

Lindsay Lohan, fresh from a two-month stint in rehab, is like so changed.

I know this because LL said so in a new SUPER EXCLUSIVE post-rehab interview with OK! Magazine in which the penitent party girl says she's ready to lead a different life. Though the issue won't hit stands until Thursday, OK! is already busy flakking some tidbits -- and an EXCLUSIVE gallery of her exit from rehab -- online.

Rehab was "a sobering experience," said Lilo. "It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

By "different way" she must mean in OK! as opposed to at TMZ.com. Because surely making a pit stop with one of the skeevier tabloids while running as fast as you can back to Los Angeles isn't necessarily the best way to kick-off a successful post-addiction program (despite her assertion that she plans to return to return to Utah to live).

Before accusing me of over-reaction, consider this: OK!, Life & Style, Us, TMZ.com, Perez Hilton and the hordes of paparazzi that swarm around Lilo (and Brit and Paris) are all the most insidious of enablers. Their own addiction, and their bottom line, is fed by the stumbles -- in the form of tipsy pix, DUI busts and head-shaving -- of "recovering" starlets like our girl Lilo. By allowing exclusive access to OK! she's already opening the door to trouble. It's as if a junkie completed six clean weeks only to return to his comfy, familiar bunk in an opium den swearing all the while that he was a changed man.

So what LL may be doing, because she doesn't know any better, is replicating the exact conditions that landed her in rehab in the first place. And despite OK!'s cheery feature on the clean and sober LL, the real payoff for the magazine may come in the form of access at some future, more "newsworthy" date.

A rep for OK! magazine, by the way, says Lohan was not paid for the interview.

By Liz |  October 9, 2007; 10:42 AM ET  | Category:  Celebrities , Lindsay Lohan
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"Rehab was 'a sobering experience,' "


hee hee

Posted by: Omaha | October 9, 2007 11:04 AM

I agree--this looks like trouble. She should have checked immediately out of rehab and into a modest hotel--like a Sheraton or a Country Inn and Suites (not a Hilton)--and started house-hunting. She should be wearing North Face and Columbia (so non-polygamy Utah) and announced that she's training for a hike in the Himalayas, a reward for finishing the filming of her small part in that movie.

She should NOT be giving interviews and heading back to LA. Poor LiLo. She doesn't even know.

Posted by: Kelli | October 9, 2007 11:05 AM

Should we have a pool? Everyone pick a date when the first report hits that she's back to her old ways?

I'd like the October 11th square, please.

Posted by: byoolin | October 9, 2007 11:07 AM

The truth is without this in and out of rehab business, she'd have no career. And she knows it.

Posted by: from michigan | October 9, 2007 11:15 AM

Lindsay should have held out for Barbra Walters. She would've made some money AND been named to Babwa's list of most facinating people for the year. (along with her best good pal Paris.)

Posted by: Melissa | October 9, 2007 11:32 AM

Lilo should have just left rehab. No announcement, no interviews, no pics. Just quietly left and gone househunting somewhere non-Hollywood. The next announcement we should hear should be an official studio announcement of an upcoming movie. SHE should not be talking to anyone. SHE should just quietly work.

Posted by: ep | October 9, 2007 11:36 AM

You guys, while I agree, her ability to make a living depends not only on her acting skills, but also on being in the spotlight. While I think it would be better for her life, if not her career, to withdraw from Hollywood, she probably has publicists/parents telling her she doesn't want to become "old news" by disappearing. She could be easily forgetten. Isn't that what all of these stars are afraid of? Becoming has-beens?

OR...

A few months on the downlow would only make a come-back appearance more meaningful. I don't know. But I don't think her talking is a sign that she is about to backslide...(Although..OK! was probably a bad choice and B. Walters woulda been better.)

Posted by: Mina | October 9, 2007 11:51 AM

You guys, while I agree, her ability to make a living depends not only on her acting skills, but also on being in the spotlight. While I think it would be better for her life, if not her career, to withdraw from Hollywood, she probably has publicists/parents telling her she doesn't want to become "old news" by disappearing. She could be easily forgetten. Isn't that what all of these stars are afraid of? Becoming has-beens?

OR...

A few months on the downlow would only make a come-back appearance more meaningful. I don't know. But I don't think her talking is a sign that she is about to backslide...(Although..OK! was probably a bad choice and B. Walters woulda been better.)

Posted by: Mina | October 9, 2007 11:51 AM

it posted twice, huh? curse this format! a pox on... never mind...

Posted by: Mina | October 9, 2007 11:52 AM

"Their own addiction, and their bottom line, is fed by the stumbles -- in the form of tipsy pix, DUI busts and head-shaving -- of 'recovering' starlets like our girl Lilo."

Actually, you've just inspired me to stop caring about, to stop reading celebrity news. Ta ta, Celebritology.

Posted by: Meg | October 9, 2007 11:55 AM

C'mon people obviously LiLo gets it, Rehab was "a sobering experience,"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Posted by: JES | October 9, 2007 12:07 PM

Does anyone else think Lindsay's photos with her dad are a little creepy? Don't they look too cozy somehow?

Posted by: LASI | October 9, 2007 12:14 PM

This was the only career move for her. She's a borderline retard with negligible acting skills and no musical ability whatsoever. Her only hope of earning a living as an actress is to be the train wreck that the likes of TMZ.com and Celebritilogy need her to be.

Posted by: PIITB | October 9, 2007 12:26 PM

I hear Lindsay is engaged to a 48-year-old Mormon with three other wives and 11 children. They're going to live on a small farm outside Provo, growing wheat and sorghum, while spreading the gospel and living a life of devotion. Lilo hopes one day to become an LDS church elder, but until then she says she's satisfied cooking meals, doing the laundry, and serving her husband by being the best wife she can be.

Posted by: Libidinous Johnson | October 9, 2007 12:33 PM

I'd like the December 31 square, byoolin.

Posted by: Californian | October 9, 2007 1:09 PM

Why wasn't Lindsay first interview after rehab with "Vanity Fair or "People"? It would have given her desire to change more credibility

Posted by: Lisa1 | October 9, 2007 1:12 PM

"I'd like the December 31 square..."

Dude, either you've got incredible faith or you've been smoking some of the same stuff that put Lilo in rehab to begin with!

I give her until this Saturday night, whatever date that is. Mark it, baby. Championship!

Posted by: niceFLguy | October 9, 2007 1:25 PM

It's sad really. I remember meeting her a few years ago and it's like she's lost connection to reality.

One chooses one's life, sometimes thru small steps that don't seem to matter much.

Posted by: Will in Seattle | October 9, 2007 1:34 PM

I remember seeing her from across the street and she kinda waved (or she mighta been hailing a taxi...) Man, she's not the same Linsday I used to know. She was such cool peeps back in the day.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 9, 2007 1:51 PM

She's been wired for this kind of attention since her parents parked her in the movies. Why in the world would 6 weeks in rehab change that? And yeah, I know she's 21 and kids have to become adults blah blah. But her parents put her in this situation in the first place.
And yeah, pics with Dad are creepy.

Posted by: POS | October 9, 2007 1:52 PM

Perez Hilton reports that Lilo's reps/Dad are vehemently denying she gave the interview post-rehab and it was cobbled togther from one done "months ago". Not sure what that means for its predictive ability in terms of her future.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 9, 2007 1:55 PM

Why wasn't Lindsay first interview after rehab with "Vanity Fair or "People"? It would have given her desire to change more credibility.

People magazine? Credibility?? You must be joking. MAD magazine probably has more credibility than People.

Posted by: MisterBear | October 9, 2007 1:59 PM

Pictures with Dad are super creepy! He is all over her. YUCK!

Posted by: SF | October 9, 2007 2:14 PM

Retard is not a very nice word.

Posted by: Kelli | October 9, 2007 2:36 PM

This weekend for publicly being in a club but "not drinking." Thurs Oct.18 for the first instance of public drunkenness, complete with car action.

Posted by: Chantooz | October 9, 2007 2:52 PM

I think she did the OK article as the first stop on her "Rehab is Sobering" tour. Maybe they were the biggest pay out.

Over the next few months she's gonna be on every magazine cover till we're sick of seeing her. While I hold hope that she gets herself together...........

I've got money on January 1st. She'll be doing the circuit for the rest of the year but who can pass up a Happy New Year toast?

Posted by: petal | October 9, 2007 2:53 PM

I'm with petal. New Year's Eve. MTV. Live TV. She knocks back some champagne and it's the start of the second descent...

Posted by: Anonimis | October 9, 2007 2:58 PM

I read that dad gave her a diamond ring, too...

Posted by: WDC 21113 | October 9, 2007 3:33 PM

if she didn't really give the interview, where did they get the pix? in one of them, lilo is obviously holding the camera.

i'm rooting for her.

Posted by: b | October 9, 2007 3:40 PM

Yeah...personal-life wreckage aside, I really like Lindsay Lohan and I'm hoping she'll get her stuff figured out now.

Posted by: h3 | October 9, 2007 3:55 PM

I think it is kind of sad that people know so little about Utah and the LDS religion. The main religion in Utah does not support polygamy. I don't think the jokes are funny because I have many friends who are LDS and they are just like normal people.

Also, I have never in my life seen better looking people than the people out there. Maybe she will find a nice boy to hook up with!

Posted by: Anonymous | October 9, 2007 4:02 PM

Yes, but will he be wearing the funny underwear?

Posted by: Anonymous | October 9, 2007 4:34 PM

I assumed the LDS rant was an allusion to the HBO show "Big Love".

"Retard" is a fine word, the context was mean.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 9, 2007 5:03 PM

"I don't think the jokes are funny because I have many friends who are LDS and they are just like normal people."

Heh - "just like" normal people. So you're saying they're not normal people, but they can pass? I've known many lovely Mormons, but cmon, polygamy jokes are funny. Yes, the mainstream church has denounced polygamy. But some fundamentalists still embrace it. And also: funny.

Posted by: h3 | October 9, 2007 5:16 PM

I was thinking along the same lines as petal, hence the December 31 square. She'll be with sober folks or family until then, then once New Year's Eve hits ... BANG! Off the rails.

Posted by: Californian | October 9, 2007 5:27 PM

Before Lilo falls off the wagon, she will have to go on Oprah and have a heart-to-heart (gag!)
And my Mormon friends are so cute. They talk about eating a piece of pie like I talk about drinking a glass of wine. It's a different mindset is all. Lilo will have to watch the carbs.

Posted by: POS | October 9, 2007 5:48 PM

How is liz different than the mags she objects to?

cause it's wapo instead?

Posted by: barb | October 9, 2007 7:05 PM

Heh - "just like" normal people

You can't turn it around on the person who is trying not to be a jerk. They didn't mean it like that, they just meant that the majority of LDS are not into polygamy, just like most of the people who live in DC are not self obsessed, conceited idiots who think the world ends at the borders of Maryland and Virginia.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 9, 2007 8:55 PM

I think LiLo will make it through the holidays, but come MLK Weekend? Get ready for the "ski" photos. I predict not only a drinking binge and tons of "snow," but also -- are you sitting down? -- a chase on snowmobiles. Awesome!
Seriously, kind of, hasn't she made more money than most of us every will already? Doesn't she get paid a few million dollars for each film, didn't she make at least a couple bucks from that album? I mean, doesn't she have enough cash to just sit on the sidelines for a couple years and really get it together? Sure, she may not have enough cash to shop on Robertson every day or get her hair done every other day or even get a weekly spray tan, but she can totally afford to, I dunno, go to college and get learn a "fall-back" skill.

Posted by: miss belle | October 9, 2007 8:58 PM

"...just like most of the people who live in DC are not self obsessed, conceited idiots who think the world ends at the borders of Maryland and Virginia."

No, the world ends at the Borders in Tyson's Corners. EVERYBODY knows that!

Posted by: niceFLguy | October 10, 2007 5:37 PM

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