Won't someone buy Charlie Sheen a thesaurus?

Aw, yeah... The 'duce ain't nuthin' to f--k wit'!

charlie has a point.

I still love Charlie Sheen...Though, I can't help but think of the Baldwin rant...

I think the last thing Britney needs is another rehab vacation (hello, didn't work the first 2 or is it 3 times). How about some remote place in the states that "regular" folks go to?

but I kinda dug the over-the-head toss of the comedian, it was funnier than I would have expected. And I think he will have a hard time explaining why jumping on Danny doesn't count as "assault" but disengaging from said jump does.

They all die, it's the way of life. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, meerkat to cobra poop.

The difference between Charlie and Alec: 1) Charlie was calling Denise a pig, not his kids; 2) he did it in an email which presumably the children will not see. Oh yeah, he's right too. All Denise has ever done is date famous guys and try to get them to marry her. She only got Charlie because she got pregnant.

the best work d bon has done in years.

Posted by: ep | October 4, 2007 09:22 AM

I know - my point (which wasn't clear apparently) was that now I'm thinking about the Baldwin rant...Ugh. Something I didn't want to think about!

Nice video. I never thought I'd see Danny Bonaduce do something that would make me
cheer. And I don't know if something changed at your end or mine, but for once I can see it at work!

Stick -- are you another Meerkat Manor fan?
I love that show. I hope the Whiskers are OK w/out her.

LIZ! Add those awful braided belts to the list of Crappy Things Men Wear!

This particular fashion victim had on flat fronts (though, ironed crease, ugh) with an unfortunately seersuckered short-sleeve button down shirt and faux-sude (fuede?) brown shoes. The real crime here was topping that look off with the braided belt with brass buckle. His wife should beat him senseless with that belt.

I took a paunch-down picture this morning with my phone... am I allowed to email it to you? Haha!

You are so right ep; although Denise was an upgrade from the porn-star Charlie used to date.

Ha! That video was great! Danny could say that he was assulted first when JF jumped on him. Good for Danny. JF is a jerk.

So, Charlie, does that mean the "pearl jam" donation Denise asked for is out of the question?

Hey, I don't see a video. I just see a big block of white space. What's up?

Hi anon. We're having varied reports of some people seeing a big white box in place of the video. If anyone else is having the same experience, let me know what kind of computer and browser you're using. Also, what kind of deoderant you're wearing.

A pc, Internet Explorer, and Secret.

A pc, Internet Explorer, and Secret.

PC, Firefox. Deodorant? In the woods?

Why on earth would he jump on Danny?! DB doesn't seem like the type of person who would just stand there and laugh about it. He's not exactly Mr. Sunshine. And, the man doesn't seem to bright since the whole thing is on tape and he jumped on DB first.

Can't e-mails be tampered with? Are they accepted as firm evidence in court?

Oh to be a fly on the wall @ that great meeting of the minds starring a drunk Kid Rock, Pres. Bush & Rumsfeld.

Drinking with Rumsfeld and getting high-5s from Shrub isn't really something I'd brag about (see the Post's #1 story today!!)

I'm missing something in the Angelina Jolie story. How could one's stomach be emaciated and one gain 10 lbs. in the chest -- unless one had gotten breast implants?

"I'm missing something in the Angelina Jolie story. How could one's stomach be emaciated and one gain 10 lbs. in the chest -- unless one had gotten breast implants?"

or unless you're Wayne Newton.

Speaking of...

Wayne Newton already creeped me out with his dyed hair, leathery-tan skin, cartoon-shaped face, puffy chest and stick legs...did he have to put gloss on those wrinkled up lips? Can he get any gayer?

I get that white box sometimes, but only at work, when I get on my home computer I can see the video. Today for some reason the gods are being generous and I was able to watch it.

From the vacant look on Danny's face, it appears he fell off the wagon there. Not that Johnny didn't deserve that toss.

jake, that was a test. you're fired.

jake e. poo - I didn't know you worked for The Donald!!!