Neil Diamond is also expected to reveal that his inspiration for the song "Longfellow Serenade" was watching a number of the films of Ron Jeremy.

The Britney L-V lawsuit: the girl just can't be near cars in any way/shape/form. At this rate, her boys will end up choking to death on Hot Wheels.

The Hoff in 'Knight Rider' again? Let me guess: KITT will get him out of a DUI charge after he runs over guest star Britney Spears' foot.

Fabio says that if Clooney were a real man he wouldn't be afraid to race paparazzi down a one-way street.

Happy Thanksgiving, Liz and the celebritologists. I'm leaving work early and will be on the road. Let's have a peacefully holiday with no Celebrity DUIs or display public drunkenness at the airports

p.s. My prayers go out to Dennis Quaid and his family

Happy Thanksgiving all. Let's pray there are no DUIs, celebrity or otherwise this weekend.

I loved how the doctor tried to spin his walking off Larry King as somehow respectful of his family. the truth is, if he had talked about the only reason Larry wanted him in the first place, he would have been in violation of HIPAA.

Who knew Larry could suddenly start asking real questions? Especially after the complete pass he gave Paris.

So what you're saying is, today there was Jonathan Rhys Meyers news and a legitimate reason to run a photo of him, and instead you went with Paris Hilton?

On my way in to work today, I heard in a radio advertisement that Jess from Rock of Love will be hosting a party at Fur nightclub this weekend. Now, I'm not really one for the club scene, but I'm tempted to go just so I can ask her what things were really like.

Also, Neil Diamond? While pictures of little kids and ponies are undeniably cute, knowing that you wrote that song about her ("reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' youuuuuuuu") makes you seem like a perv.

You assume, H3, that I have the proper access and permissions to run that Rhys Meyers photo. I don't.

Happy T-Day everyone. There will be a Friday Mix, but no main post.

LOL byoolin.

Re Terrence Howard, is there some wipes-related joke that can be made about "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"? Just wondering.

Also, in these days of writer strikes and Broadway shows not being performed, lo, a beacon of hope...we have David Gest's autobiographical stage show to look forward to. Praise the lord.

Oh yeah, and I still want a pony.

ASinMoCo, we're working on the ponies. We may need a fundraiser with celebrities. H3 can you get Bill Nye's soon to be ex-wife to appear?

ep is so right. Besides, if Jan Adams really was so concerned about the West family, he wouldn't have been on TV in the first place, much less make a big show of walking off the set. It's funny to watch him attempt to grovel his way out of a lawsuit. Ain't gonna work.

No pony for him!

Magnolia, we here at Celebritology know that in reality the pony was the inspiration for the song, but Sweet Macaroni would have caused all sorts of rhyming problems.

Rumor has it that Terrence refuses to climb up on that roof with his co-star unless she wipes her cat first.

i second the emotions, and words, of lisa1's 9:01 post. have a good thanksgiving, liz and regular and irregular celebritology posters.

and now, it's off to the turkey brine vat...

Prays go out to the Quaid family.

So Jennie Garth gets her walking papers but Marie Osmond continues to dance on. What kind of a world do we live in when that is allowed to happen?

So T.I. isn't saying he didn't do it just the way the evidence was obtained is illegal. WTF, dude, why are you buying weapons?

"Also, Neil Diamond? While pictures of little kids and ponies are undeniably cute, knowing that you wrote that song about her ("reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' youuuuuuuu") makes you seem like a perv. "

So I'm not the only one who finds that unnerving.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Okay, so that comment took very liberal license with the dialog of the play.

I only posted because I thought it would help me get a pony.

Damn it. I never get to watch the dancing with the stars results the night of, and every time I come here hoping there's no spoiler. When will I ever learn?

Woo hoo! I made the creative captioning winners list! I'm honored, Liz. THANKS.

Happy thanksgiving, everyone!

Cat on a Hot Tin Litterbox maybe?
And I just had a horrible vision of David Gest in fishnets and leather harness singing "Cabaret." Maybe it's time for a drink.

i'm just happy my seat got upgraded to first class. now if nwa just doesn't cancel the flight......

happy t-day everybody!

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Hope everyone who is still working gets out soon!

10:21, thank you.

Now, it's time to start preparing delicious T-Day treats. Come Monday, I trust we'll all be refreshed and ready to continue in our important mission to get ponies for all Celebritologists!

Thanks for the hoping, jes!!

Some of us may be stuck at work for the long haul.

Everyone have a safe and delightful Thanksgiving.

Ok why hasn't anyone commented on Jonathan Rhys Meyers man-Ugg boots?

Is it that cold in London?

Oh my god... is Paris wearing a Moofia hoodie??? Why do I want that SO BADLY? A little girl with blue hair dressed in a cow suit and weilding a machine gun, with a group of milk carton minions. What's not to love? And I do love it, Paris.

P.S. Dear Jonathan, it comes to my attention that you are feeling a bit lonely. Maybe it's those holiday blues coming up? Maybe it's the weather in that foggy town in which you live. Either way, the solution is obvious. Put down the bottle. Take off the Uggs. Come on over to my house for tofurky, vegan apple and squash pudding and sparkling cider in front of the fireplace, and we'll see if we can't turn that frown upside down.

Oh, no, Liz - I would happily accept any old Jonathan Rhys Meyers picture. He doesn't even have to be drunk in it. Just run one from stock, I won't tell anybody.

I'll work on the Bill Nye angle for the pony celebrity fundraiser.

I don't know guys, JRM is toooo pretty.