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Posted at 11:23 AM ET, 12/ 7/2007

Creative Captioning: Two for the Road

By Liz Kelly

What would Elvis do if he happened upon these two in a dark alley? Well, he'd of course embrace them as his two main women -- wife Priscilla and daughter Lisa Marie. Even though Halloween was over a month ago, the two spackled on the face paint and donned matching black ensembles for Thursday evening's Lunchbox Hunger Relief benefit in New York. But, which is which? A hint: Priscilla (most of her) is 62 and Lisa Marie is, like, a musician. So it's obvious, right?

You know the drill. Submit your fantastical captions below and Monday we'll pick the top five entries to elevate to a place of prominence here in the blog. Just one rule: Don't be cruel.


(Getty Images)

Top Captions:

1. "These tarts are ready!" -- K. Couric

2. Filming begins on the American version of "Absolutely Fabulous." -- osull1va

3. Mary Kate and Ashley: The Later Years -- akmitc

4. "A little less conversation, a little more scowling, please." -- ASinMoCo

5. Seriously - I need a clue. Which one is the mom? (This is NOT a caption - I'm just confused!) -- lost

By Liz Kelly  | December 7, 2007; 11:23 AM ET
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Comments

Pricilla: Lisa Marie, if you join me and become a vampire you shall no longer age...and you need that honey.

Posted by: sjcpeach | December 7, 2007 11:41 AM | Report abuse

"My eyes are deader."

"No, mine!"

Posted by: Dotty | December 7, 2007 11:42 AM | Report abuse

Elvis: King of RocknRoll
Pricilla: Queen of the Night
Lisa Marie: Princess of Prescription Drugs

Posted by: bahston | December 7, 2007 11:44 AM | Report abuse

Priscilla goes to lunch with the "fat" Lisa Marie.

Yeah, she is not really fat but considering the twig she used to be, Lisa Marie is heavier that she used to be.

Posted by: ep | December 7, 2007 11:45 AM | Report abuse

Its priScilla people.

Posted by: the s | December 7, 2007 11:46 AM | Report abuse

oops my bad - Priscilla the vampire it is.

Posted by: sjcpeach | December 7, 2007 11:47 AM | Report abuse

-Does this overly taut, Botox-frozen mother make my butt look big?

-Don't move, they're about to hit us with the adrenaline spike.


[Hey, somebody had to be the first with the cliches!]

Posted by: e | December 7, 2007 11:50 AM | Report abuse

say hello to my ugly friend!

Posted by: osull1va | December 7, 2007 11:51 AM | Report abuse

These gloves were made to cougar, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these gloves are gonna outcougar mom too.

Posted by: erm | December 7, 2007 11:57 AM | Report abuse

LM: "I need more eyeshadow."
P: "Oh really?"
LM: "But, Ma!"
P: "Now pose for the camera honey"

Posted by: palmettogrl | December 7, 2007 11:59 AM | Report abuse

Devoid of thetans, blood, and personality, Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley make L. Ron Hubbard proud.

Posted by: Minion | December 7, 2007 12:01 PM | Report abuse

Quick, call Buffy the Vampire Slayer because the Hellmouth is open again!!

Posted by: sunnydaze | December 7, 2007 12:02 PM | Report abuse

The Presleys, captured moments before their eyebrows made a break for it.

Posted by: allacademic | December 7, 2007 12:03 PM | Report abuse

Ex-wives of famous pop stars as 'ladies who lunch'.

Posted by: jes | December 7, 2007 12:04 PM | Report abuse

House of Wax IV: Beyond the D List

Posted by: sara | December 7, 2007 12:04 PM | Report abuse

The Cylons were created by Elvis.
They look and feel human.
Some are programmed to think they are human.
There are many copies.
And they have a black suede plan.

Posted by: Patchen | December 7, 2007 12:05 PM | Report abuse

Madam Tussaud's unveils its newest wax figures: Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, circa 1995.

Posted by: Magnolia | December 7, 2007 12:06 PM | Report abuse

Poster children for retroactive abortions.

Posted by: Right Winger | December 7, 2007 12:06 PM | Report abuse

Lacey and Heather from 'Rock of Love' attempt to class it up

Posted by: L | December 7, 2007 12:08 PM | Report abuse

filming begins on the american version of absolutely fabulous

Posted by: osull1va | December 7, 2007 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Oh Lisa, I told you that you should be hooked up to the e-meter more often. Thetans are so bad for your skin tone.

Posted by: L | December 7, 2007 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Mary Kate and Ashley: The Later Years

Posted by: akmitc | December 7, 2007 12:10 PM | Report abuse

A little less conversation, a little more scowling, please.

Posted by: ASinMoCo | December 7, 2007 12:11 PM | Report abuse

Making the case for embryonic stem cell research

Posted by: Joe | December 7, 2007 12:11 PM | Report abuse

"On our home planet you grow younger."

Posted by: Pompous Magnus | December 7, 2007 12:14 PM | Report abuse

Hmmm, which one of you out there is a virgin? We'll need your blood - the Lunchbox Hunger Relief isn't just for mere mortals.

Posted by: Anonymous | December 7, 2007 12:15 PM | Report abuse

"Elvis may have left the building, but his genes obviously have not."

Posted by: CJB | December 7, 2007 12:17 PM | Report abuse

Mary Kate and Ashley: The Later Years

Posted by: akmitc | December 7, 2007 12:10 PM

Darn, someone beat me to it!

Posted by: WDC 21113 | December 7, 2007 12:18 PM | Report abuse

Lisa Marie Presley agrees to star as "The Picture", opposite her mother Priscilla, in an all female remake of "The Picture of Dorian Gray."

Posted by: CJB | December 7, 2007 12:22 PM | Report abuse

Joan Van Ark and Joan Rivers pose together after HM The Queen confused the two stars during Ms. Rivers' appearance at the 79th Royal Variety Performance in London.

Posted by: byoolin | December 7, 2007 12:27 PM | Report abuse

WHICH Presley is the dead one?

Posted by: lafred | December 7, 2007 12:29 PM | Report abuse

Hmmm... what do I want today - meth or Botox?

Posted by: byoolin | December 7, 2007 12:30 PM | Report abuse

Don't Be Ghoul.

Posted by: HoundDogOwner | December 7, 2007 12:31 PM | Report abuse

In this candid photo, beamed back to our time from a post-apocalyptic future, Drew Barrymore and Melissa Gilbert spend a night out on the town cruising for fuel, weapons, and meat.

Posted by: Snake Plissken | December 7, 2007 12:34 PM | Report abuse

Scientology...it does a body good.

Posted by: VAtoLA | December 7, 2007 12:36 PM | Report abuse

Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley star as Edina and Patsy in the new U.S. version of "Absolutely Fabulous" coming in January.

Posted by: td | December 7, 2007 12:37 PM | Report abuse

"...the two spackled on the face paint..."

hahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: byoolin | December 7, 2007 12:40 PM | Report abuse

ROFL Snake...

Posted by: Quintilus Varus | December 7, 2007 12:40 PM | Report abuse

Lisa Marie Presley (left) on the set of her new video, a remake of Dad Elvis' "Devil in Disguise" (her mom Priscilla, right).

Posted by: td | December 7, 2007 12:41 PM | Report abuse

Down at the end of Homely Street, the Facebreak Hotel

Posted by: td | December 7, 2007 12:42 PM | Report abuse

Nick Nolte, pictured here with an unidentified companion, has announced...

Posted by: byoolin | December 7, 2007 12:44 PM | Report abuse

That's all right now mama, any face will do

Posted by: td | December 7, 2007 12:51 PM | Report abuse

Special deal 2-for-1 latvianbrides4u.com you look see order now!

Posted by: Vinny | December 7, 2007 12:53 PM | Report abuse

Before, After

Posted by: taternutz | December 7, 2007 12:55 PM | Report abuse

What Liz failed to mention that this isn't a picture, but a video in which they are attempting to move, but can't due to various botox injections and shameful stints at being famous...forever frozen in time...

Posted by: Zamora | December 7, 2007 12:57 PM | Report abuse

Kiss my grits!

Posted by: Peanut Butter 'n Nanna Samwichs Gone Awry | December 7, 2007 12:59 PM | Report abuse

Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, moments before using the Hunger Relief benefit as their own personal lunchbox

Posted by: L | December 7, 2007 1:00 PM | Report abuse

Mom I need some botox. Oh nevermind, you used it all.

Posted by: Marie | December 7, 2007 1:02 PM | Report abuse

Round yon eyeliner, mother and child

Posted by: td | December 7, 2007 1:02 PM | Report abuse

I'll have a blue Christmas without botox.

Posted by: Nina | December 7, 2007 1:05 PM | Report abuse

Ohh, look Lisa Marie! The snow is falling.....out of my nose.

Posted by: Minion | December 7, 2007 1:07 PM | Report abuse

Blinded by logic, telecom analysts are struggling to decipher the target demographic of Sprint's latest advertising campaign.

Posted by: Longstreet | December 7, 2007 1:09 PM | Report abuse

"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."

That's Shakespeare for "What a couple of witches, ya'll!"

Posted by: sunnydaze | December 7, 2007 1:13 PM | Report abuse

or maybe it's the receipe for Priscilla's youth formula...

Posted by: sunnydaze | December 7, 2007 1:14 PM | Report abuse

Which one of these did I marry????

Posted by: womble | December 7, 2007 1:20 PM | Report abuse

Priscilla: You think I look bad, just wait until Liz Kelly sees her arm tatoo when she's 62!

Posted by: Kari | December 7, 2007 1:21 PM | Report abuse

Bingo night in SoHo.

Posted by: Anonymous | December 7, 2007 1:24 PM | Report abuse

Quick, Ma, what's Dr. 90210's phone number?!!

Posted by: Former Laurelite | December 7, 2007 1:27 PM | Report abuse

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: td | December 7, 2007 1:29 PM | Report abuse

Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley are now jointly endorsing Cosmetic Enhancements' lip program.

Posted by: lydacole | December 7, 2007 1:32 PM | Report abuse

Priscilla: "NO, NO, NO Lisa Marie! Blue Steel is like THIS!"

Posted by: fe1297 | December 7, 2007 1:45 PM | Report abuse

Two people who would be living in a trailer park if Elvis had not left them Graceland.

Posted by: duckyjam | December 7, 2007 1:50 PM | Report abuse

Welcome to the Hotel Graceland. You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.

Posted by: POS | December 7, 2007 1:51 PM | Report abuse

Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley star as Edina and Patsy in the new U.S. version of "Absolutely Fabulous" coming in January.

Posted by: td

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. This one definately gets my vote.

Posted by: Anonymous | December 7, 2007 2:01 PM | Report abuse

[a 62 year old should really not have a face that tight.]

Posted by: not bluto | December 7, 2007 2:02 PM | Report abuse

In a fortuitously timed confluence of ion storm, time warp, and celebrity event photo op, Mr. Saavik (right), former Starfleet officer and current Vulcan, comes shoulder-to-shoulder with her hand phaser-wielding evil counterpart (left) from a parallel universe.

Posted by: Harry Mudd | December 7, 2007 2:06 PM | Report abuse

Like fans of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," visitors to Graceland often arrive dressed in frightening costumes as their favorite characters from Elvis' life.

Posted by: byoolin | December 7, 2007 2:16 PM | Report abuse

Patsy and edina remained absolutely fabulous even after death.

Posted by: L8yF8 | December 7, 2007 2:27 PM | Report abuse

Lisa Marie exhibits the tic she gets in her left eye each time she is near her mother.

Posted by: lydacole | December 7, 2007 2:28 PM | Report abuse

Jessica and Ashley Simpson as "Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley" will record tribute album to Elvis.

Posted by: Lisa1 | December 7, 2007 2:53 PM | Report abuse

After just one week of following the Amy Winehouse Wellness System, look at these amazing results!

Posted by: CB | December 7, 2007 3:17 PM | Report abuse

Elvis didn't die -- he just had a sex change operation. Elvis and Priscilla forever.

Posted by: scandibaby | December 7, 2007 3:20 PM | Report abuse

Eternity: It's just one more facial peel away.

Posted by: POS | December 7, 2007 3:29 PM | Report abuse

Felicity Huffman and Marcia Cross appeared to promote their new ABC spin-off series, 'Down and Out on Wisteria Lane'.

Posted by: niceFLguy | December 7, 2007 3:54 PM | Report abuse

'Really Desperate Housewives: The Little Meth Lab on Wisteria Lane'

Posted by: Libidinous Johnson | December 7, 2007 4:06 PM | Report abuse

arriving New York on the red eye ... from hell

Posted by: mj | December 7, 2007 4:07 PM | Report abuse

Wax figures of Priscilla and Lisa Marie debut at the new museum of Madame Tussaud's grandson, who is currently on academic probation at art school.

Posted by: MacBeth | December 7, 2007 4:40 PM | Report abuse

The Presleys leaving the "So Like Here's How To Apply Make-up And Stuff" clinic sponsored by Radio Disney.

Posted by: Margo | December 7, 2007 4:47 PM | Report abuse

Sam Kinison (L), Michael Jackson (R).

Posted by: Hoya Taxa | December 7, 2007 4:48 PM | Report abuse

What 'Cilla and Lisa Marie would look like if Elvis were still alive.

Posted by: VoR | December 7, 2007 5:07 PM | Report abuse

Overheard from the red-carpet photogs: Now, ladies, give us your best bad-ass and/or alien-looking pose. Nice.

Posted by: WoW | December 7, 2007 5:10 PM | Report abuse

LMP: How are you gentlemen!!
PP: All your base are belong to us.
LMP: You are on the way to destruction.
PP: What you say!!
LMP: You have no chance to survive make your time.
PP: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Posted by: b | December 7, 2007 5:29 PM | Report abuse

fe1297 definitely gets my vote with the Zoolander reference! Hilarious!

Posted by: syracuse | December 7, 2007 5:57 PM | Report abuse

Whatever Michael Jackson has is obviously contagious.

Posted by: Kly | December 7, 2007 9:31 PM | Report abuse

Seriously - I need a clue. Which one is the mom? (This is NOT a caption - I'm just confused!)

Posted by: lost | December 7, 2007 9:32 PM | Report abuse

Together we shall rule the night!

Posted by: Klix | December 7, 2007 9:33 PM | Report abuse

Don't bother looking. Waldo ran off terrified long before the shutter snapped.

Posted by: Mincemeat | December 8, 2007 9:00 AM | Report abuse

These tarts are ready!

Posted by: K. Couric | December 8, 2007 2:00 PM | Report abuse

Thank God I'm dead!

Posted by: Elvis | December 10, 2007 12:43 PM | Report abuse

Elvis and Michael Jackson were married to these two? If Elvis weren't already dead, he would die of embarrassment.

Posted by: Bubba | December 10, 2007 5:10 PM | Report abuse

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