Pricilla: Lisa Marie, if you join me and become a vampire you shall no longer age...and you need that honey.

"My eyes are deader."

"No, mine!"

Elvis: King of RocknRoll
Pricilla: Queen of the Night
Lisa Marie: Princess of Prescription Drugs

Priscilla goes to lunch with the "fat" Lisa Marie.

Yeah, she is not really fat but considering the twig she used to be, Lisa Marie is heavier that she used to be.

Its priScilla people.

oops my bad - Priscilla the vampire it is.

-Does this overly taut, Botox-frozen mother make my butt look big?

-Don't move, they're about to hit us with the adrenaline spike.

[Hey, somebody had to be the first with the cliches!]

say hello to my ugly friend!

These gloves were made to cougar, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these gloves are gonna outcougar mom too.

LM: "I need more eyeshadow."
P: "Oh really?"
LM: "But, Ma!"
P: "Now pose for the camera honey"

Devoid of thetans, blood, and personality, Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley make L. Ron Hubbard proud.

Quick, call Buffy the Vampire Slayer because the Hellmouth is open again!!

The Presleys, captured moments before their eyebrows made a break for it.

Ex-wives of famous pop stars as 'ladies who lunch'.

House of Wax IV: Beyond the D List

The Cylons were created by Elvis.
They look and feel human.
Some are programmed to think they are human.
There are many copies.
And they have a black suede plan.

Madam Tussaud's unveils its newest wax figures: Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, circa 1995.

Poster children for retroactive abortions.

Lacey and Heather from 'Rock of Love' attempt to class it up

filming begins on the american version of absolutely fabulous

Oh Lisa, I told you that you should be hooked up to the e-meter more often. Thetans are so bad for your skin tone.

Mary Kate and Ashley: The Later Years

A little less conversation, a little more scowling, please.

Making the case for embryonic stem cell research

"On our home planet you grow younger."

Hmmm, which one of you out there is a virgin? We'll need your blood - the Lunchbox Hunger Relief isn't just for mere mortals.

"Elvis may have left the building, but his genes obviously have not."

Mary Kate and Ashley: The Later Years

Posted by: akmitc | December 7, 2007 12:10 PM

Darn, someone beat me to it!

Lisa Marie Presley agrees to star as "The Picture", opposite her mother Priscilla, in an all female remake of "The Picture of Dorian Gray."

Joan Van Ark and Joan Rivers pose together after HM The Queen confused the two stars during Ms. Rivers' appearance at the 79th Royal Variety Performance in London.

WHICH Presley is the dead one?

Hmmm... what do I want today - meth or Botox?

Don't Be Ghoul.

In this candid photo, beamed back to our time from a post-apocalyptic future, Drew Barrymore and Melissa Gilbert spend a night out on the town cruising for fuel, weapons, and meat.

Scientology...it does a body good.

Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley star as Edina and Patsy in the new U.S. version of "Absolutely Fabulous" coming in January.

"...the two spackled on the face paint..."

hahahahahahahahah!

ROFL Snake...

Lisa Marie Presley (left) on the set of her new video, a remake of Dad Elvis' "Devil in Disguise" (her mom Priscilla, right).

Down at the end of Homely Street, the Facebreak Hotel

Nick Nolte, pictured here with an unidentified companion, has announced...

That's all right now mama, any face will do

Special deal 2-for-1 latvianbrides4u.com you look see order now!

Before, After

What Liz failed to mention that this isn't a picture, but a video in which they are attempting to move, but can't due to various botox injections and shameful stints at being famous...forever frozen in time...

Kiss my grits!

Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, moments before using the Hunger Relief benefit as their own personal lunchbox

Mom I need some botox. Oh nevermind, you used it all.

Round yon eyeliner, mother and child

I'll have a blue Christmas without botox.

Ohh, look Lisa Marie! The snow is falling.....out of my nose.

Blinded by logic, telecom analysts are struggling to decipher the target demographic of Sprint's latest advertising campaign.

"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."

That's Shakespeare for "What a couple of witches, ya'll!"

or maybe it's the receipe for Priscilla's youth formula...

Which one of these did I marry????

Priscilla: You think I look bad, just wait until Liz Kelly sees her arm tatoo when she's 62!

Bingo night in SoHo.

Quick, Ma, what's Dr. 90210's phone number?!!

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley are now jointly endorsing Cosmetic Enhancements' lip program.

Priscilla: "NO, NO, NO Lisa Marie! Blue Steel is like THIS!"

Two people who would be living in a trailer park if Elvis had not left them Graceland.

Welcome to the Hotel Graceland. You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.

Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley star as Edina and Patsy in the new U.S. version of "Absolutely Fabulous" coming in January.

Posted by: td

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. This one definately gets my vote.

[a 62 year old should really not have a face that tight.]

In a fortuitously timed confluence of ion storm, time warp, and celebrity event photo op, Mr. Saavik (right), former Starfleet officer and current Vulcan, comes shoulder-to-shoulder with her hand phaser-wielding evil counterpart (left) from a parallel universe.

Like fans of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," visitors to Graceland often arrive dressed in frightening costumes as their favorite characters from Elvis' life.

Patsy and edina remained absolutely fabulous even after death.

Lisa Marie exhibits the tic she gets in her left eye each time she is near her mother.

Jessica and Ashley Simpson as "Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley" will record tribute album to Elvis.

After just one week of following the Amy Winehouse Wellness System, look at these amazing results!

Elvis didn't die -- he just had a sex change operation. Elvis and Priscilla forever.

Eternity: It's just one more facial peel away.

Felicity Huffman and Marcia Cross appeared to promote their new ABC spin-off series, 'Down and Out on Wisteria Lane'.

'Really Desperate Housewives: The Little Meth Lab on Wisteria Lane'

arriving New York on the red eye ... from hell

Wax figures of Priscilla and Lisa Marie debut at the new museum of Madame Tussaud's grandson, who is currently on academic probation at art school.

The Presleys leaving the "So Like Here's How To Apply Make-up And Stuff" clinic sponsored by Radio Disney.

Sam Kinison (L), Michael Jackson (R).

What 'Cilla and Lisa Marie would look like if Elvis were still alive.

Overheard from the red-carpet photogs: Now, ladies, give us your best bad-ass and/or alien-looking pose. Nice.

LMP: How are you gentlemen!!
PP: All your base are belong to us.
LMP: You are on the way to destruction.
PP: What you say!!
LMP: You have no chance to survive make your time.
PP: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

fe1297 definitely gets my vote with the Zoolander reference! Hilarious!

Whatever Michael Jackson has is obviously contagious.

Seriously - I need a clue. Which one is the mom? (This is NOT a caption - I'm just confused!)

Together we shall rule the night!

Don't bother looking. Waldo ran off terrified long before the shutter snapped.

These tarts are ready!

Thank God I'm dead!

Elvis and Michael Jackson were married to these two? If Elvis weren't already dead, he would die of embarrassment.