Morning Mix: J.Lo Announces Twins' Names
Headlines: J.Lo names twins Max and Emme... Home from Afghanistan, Prince Harry says he's no hero... Oscar winner Marion Cotillard doubts official 9/11 explanations... "Celebrity Rehab's" Jeff Conaway credits Scientology with helping him clean up... "Juno" screenwriter Diablo Cody says she leaked her own topless pics... Tim Allen directing first movie... Two doctors cleared in Heath Ledger investigation... Mick Jagger once targeted in Hells Angels death plot... Russell Simmons endorses Barack Obama... Jack Nicholson endorses Hillary Clinton:
Crime Watch: Amy Winehouse cleared of witness tampering in husband's court case... Juvenile "shocked" by murder of his four-year-old daughter... Rapper The Game begins serving jail sentence for gun possession.
Rumor Mill: Julianne Moore not joining cast of "Desperate Housewives," says rep... Doc says Amy Winehouse's swollen cheek (pic) is a "skin infection"... Remainder of Van Halen tour canceled... Ellen Page drops out of horror flick... Report: Luciano Pavarotti was $18 million in debt.
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By Liz |
March 3, 2008; 8:11 AM ET
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Posted by: sjcpeach | March 3, 2008 9:54 AM
Did anyone else half a dozen Hell's Angels sitting astride their motorcycles as their little aluminum boat sank from underneath them?
Posted by: byoolin | March 3, 2008 10:00 AM
Let's try that again, with *all* the words, this time.
Did anyone else picture in their mind half a dozen Hell's Angels sitting astride their motorcycles as their little aluminum boat sank from underneath them?
Posted by: byoolin | March 3, 2008 10:01 AM
Emme is usually pronounced liked the award. Of course, being a celebrity baby name, it's probably pronounced orange.
Posted by: ShoreMomof4 | March 3, 2008 10:06 AM
Thank God for normal baby names.
I think it is pronouced EM-E. If that makes sense.
Posted by: Irishgirl | March 3, 2008 10:07 AM
Maybe its the just the engineer in me, but I can't stand it when people who have no formal training (a la Rosie and Marion Cotillard) say that 9/11 or the moon landing was a government conspiracy.
The cheese-eating-surrender-monkey should stick to acting.
Posted by: michael | March 3, 2008 10:09 AM
Diablo Cody has jumped the shark. Get over yourself already.
Posted by: jelo | March 3, 2008 10:12 AM
At first glance, I thought she names her kids Max and Erma. Like the restaurant.
I'm not familiar with his work, but my heart aches for Juvenile. To lose a child to violence is a pain I don't even want to imagine.
Posted by: RiverCityRoller | March 3, 2008 10:12 AM
Didn't Christina also name her son Max? That must be the "it" boys name these days.
Posted by: bahston | March 3, 2008 10:21 AM
I don't know if an endorsement for Scientology from Kenickie is the best thing...
Posted by: surlychick | March 3, 2008 10:24 AM
Max is also a popular dog name...just saying.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2008 10:28 AM
Max and Emmy (Emme) are the names of the main (human) characters in the PBS kids show Dragon Tales. No one will ever convince me she didn't name her kids after that show!
Posted by: jes | March 3, 2008 10:29 AM
Per Marion Cotillard -
You know, I have so much I want to say, but as the old saying goes: "Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."
Posted by: Chasmosaur | March 3, 2008 10:36 AM
where is that jack nicholson endorsement video being shown? ohio & texas?
marion cotillard made a lovely oscar acceptance speech. i think she should have stopped there. now she just sounds stupid.
Posted by: methinks | March 3, 2008 10:36 AM
We named our son Max all the way back on January 3, well before Christina and JLo. Now I'm worried it will be the "it" name and he'll be one of a dozen in his class when he gets to school. Oh well, I guess he can go by his middle name if he wants.
Also, my parents had a German Shepherd named Max when I was born, so the fact that it's a common dog's name wasn't lost on me. It just reminds me of a line from Scrubs about what it's like to have a baby: "It's like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk."
Posted by: HK | March 3, 2008 10:39 AM
I'm so disappointed in Marion Cotillard. According to Skepchick, she also thinks the moon landing was a hoax.
Posted by: julia | March 3, 2008 10:45 AM
Liz - you gotta bug WaPo about your homepage link. It takes you to an article about gay soap opera characters. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Max and Emme sure seem like a "Dragon Tales" shout-out to me, especially given the Hispanic connection.
Posted by: RDP | March 3, 2008 10:51 AM
There is something about Jack Nicholson saying the "There's nothing sexier line" and linking it to Hillary Clinton that makes me shudder.
Posted by: VAtoLA | March 3, 2008 10:54 AM
Okay, so is Jack Nicholson's endorsement commercial an asset for Hillary, or a liability?
When you consider that five of the six characters depicted in the commercial are total lunatics, sociopaths in the best sense of the word, I'd have to recommend that Hill not air the commercial.
Posted by: MisterBear | March 3, 2008 11:00 AM
"Heeeere's Johnny!" Yeah, maybe have Jack endorse you isn't such a good thing. But, you know, if he wants Hillary to beat him with a whip, who am I to question his personal sexual fantasies.
RE: Marion Cotillard. Now you know what people overseas think about Americans. Believe me, many think we are either "Desperate Housewives" sex maniacs, drug-dealing rappers, CIA moles or all of the above.
Posted by: possum | March 3, 2008 11:17 AM
I read in the local paper yesterday about Jennifer Lopez's babies names. Max and Emme are NOT their complete names. Max and Emme are just abbreviations of their real names. The real names are something like Maximillian and Emmeliane.
Posted by: DW | March 3, 2008 11:24 AM
Evidently Mlle. Cotillard's Oscar came with a degree in structural engineering.
I'm especially amused by the motive she sussed out - not something big and crazy like 9/11 was a conspiracy to start a war on Islam or a plan create a dictatorship within this country - non, non, non, she thinks the government crashed four airliners, killed three thousand people, destroyed half a dozen buildings and spent a trillion dollars because the WTC "was a money-sucker" that would be very expensive to "re-cable... [and] to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything."
Yeah. That's plausible.
Posted by: byoolin | March 3, 2008 11:25 AM
I'm just glad this week has allowed me to indulge gleefully in my Prince Harry crush with no shame. This is what celebritology is all about, I say!
Posted by: Sigh | March 3, 2008 11:33 AM
I read an article about a trip to India where the author was questioned at length about Area 51 by a young Indian male. The writer never could convince the guy that he didn't have some inside knowledge. I'm sorry, but if that's the way "the rest of the world" views Americans, then I don't think we are the problem. That said, I've always wanted to go all improv on some of the conspiracy theorists and find some way to tie it all back to, say, Celine Dion or those kids in Menudo.
Posted by: 23112 | March 3, 2008 11:34 AM
just a little gush, with tenuous grasp on being relevant
Speaking of Ellen Page and a horror movie, did anyone else see her SNL sketch about the mirror?
Posted by: other liz | March 3, 2008 11:38 AM
well, here's the thing w/ diablo cody: she really did post those pictures of herself. when her old blog, the "pu$$y ranch", used to be w/ citypages, those photos accompanied blog entries. she never really jumped the shark. she had a blog, someone read the blog and signed her for a memoir, then hollywood wanted a screenplay, and the rest is history. though now that she is an actual celeb, i miss her ever-so-scandalous blog entries!
Posted by: mandy | March 3, 2008 11:39 AM
For all you Katherine Heigl haters, I found her new husband's CD at the dollar store. AT THE DOLLAR STORE!!! Not sure if its his latest, it was from 2005. I wouldn't have even know who he was if it weren't for Celebritology. I almost bought it, but didn't want to waste a perfectly good dollar.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2008 11:40 AM
It looks like dirt to me, she always looks like she could do with a good wash.
- Clare, Manchester
From the Amy Winehouse story...That's great!
For what it's worth, I have friends who named their son max about 8 years ago. Guess they were ahead of the times!
Posted by: WDC 21113 | March 3, 2008 11:40 AM
hey, thanks for mentioning katharine heigl...i saw a picture of her from the oscars and thought it was kim cattrall channelling samantha jones from SATC. she looked awful!
Posted by: methinks | March 3, 2008 11:50 AM
What's more pathetic: a) Diablo Cody having to "leak" her own topless photos because nobody else evidently cared to see he naked, or b) Jeff Conaway saying he's drug free because of Scientology?
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2008 11:55 AM
I guess it back to hating the French again.
Posted by: Lisa1 | March 3, 2008 11:57 AM
If anyone happens to know one of those crazy American "Desperate Housewives" sex maniacs, and this individual would agree to whip me (when they're not making a living as a drug-dealing rapper and a CIA mole), please give them my number. Thanks.
Posted by: MisterBear | March 3, 2008 12:01 PM
did we stop hating the French?
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2008 12:05 PM
ABC News web site is saying that Ellen Page outed herself as a lesbian during a skit on SNL this weekend. It's not clear if she really outed herself or was just making fun of the rumors about her orientation.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2008 12:34 PM
Too right! I'm not fickle. I've never stopped hating the French.
Posted by: metoo | March 3, 2008 12:41 PM
Someone probably should touch base with the people at ABC News and explain to them that the 'skits' on Saturday Night Live are what we call 'made up' or 'pretend' and that things said during them are not necessarily 'real.'
You know, like much of their reporting.
Posted by: byoolin | March 3, 2008 12:42 PM
Right... skin infection. Amy probably got into a fight with gravity and landed hard.
Posted by: Vanhaliz1 | March 3, 2008 1:08 PM
Monique Cotillard made those remarks over a year ago. So, it is not like she just suddenly, since getting the Oscar, decided to comment on stuff for which she has no knowledge.
Which is worse, being endorsed by Jack Nicholson using all his creepy characters or Russell Simmons?
Posted by: ep | March 3, 2008 1:32 PM
Good line, Vanhaliz1!
Posted by: m.a.t. | March 3, 2008 1:33 PM
Yuck- why would Amy Wino's managers blame the swelling on impetigo- isn't that a skin condition that comes from being dirty?! I'd rather blame it on dental work or something else. Vanhaliz1 above said it right-the swelling no doubt comes from another tumble with herself probably after taking drugs...
Posted by: plamar1031 | March 3, 2008 1:56 PM
Emme is pronounced M-E, as in Medical Examiner.
Marion Cotillard always had these opinions. The difference is that now people are listening. Don't worry. It won't last. Along with structural engineering, she also became an expert in astrophysics. Once we hear her opinions of reducing ICP in traumatic brain injuries, her round of rocket science and brain surgery will be complete and she will fade into oblivion.
Posted by: LLL | March 3, 2008 4:41 PM
just a little gush, with tenuous grasp on being relevant
Speaking of Ellen Page and a horror movie, did anyone else see her SNL sketch about the mirror?
Posted by: other liz | March 3, 2008 11:38 AM
yes, and it was hilarious. though it was the only midly funny part of her appearance - the rest was terrible. Hillary was also fantastic (and I like Obama).
Posted by: kkn4 | March 3, 2008 5:34 PM
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