That Jeff Conaway/Oasis story just totally cracked me up. Gotta love the land of celebrity.

Keith Richards looks like luggage. I love the teacup on the suitcase, though.

I think the caption for the pic should be:

Leather face to sell leather bags.

Isn't the phrase "celebrity drug user" redundant?

Conaway's lucky he pulled the knife on Noel & Liam. If it had been Keith Richards, the headline would have said "Keef Kills Kenickie In Knife Kerfuffle."

I was kinda hoping that a link titled "Celebrities Without Necks" would actually show pictures of celebrities without necks. Go figure.

keanu reeves & parker posey??

whoa.

Will Paris be playing Jamie Presley's younger, dumber sister? Because that would be an astounding acting challenge.

methinks: great Keanu impression!
michael: comment of the day so far.
yello: Paris playing even a minimally sentient being would be "an astounding acting challenge."

Rock legend or not, a man in his sixties should not be wearing black eyeliner.

For the first time in recorded history Noel & Liam are getting along & they get into a scuffle with a Scientology soaked Kenickie?

but lisa1, how would we know he was a rock legend without his eyeliner?? otherwise he'd look like a bowery bum.

Did Jeff Conaway attribute his actions to Scientology? That might make some sense...

i sure feel sorry for the person who has to do k-fed's boyzillian!

U.N. wants a tougher stance on celebrity drug users.

Yes, and I want a (dare I say it) PONY.

I think it's really thoughtful of Keith to post for the warning poster for Lohan: keep riding the train you're on, and you too can look like this in a few years!

They both make me gag. Her more than him. Why is she famous??????

"So what is next for the starlet? She is getting ready to start shooting the comedy Ye Olde Times with Jack Black and David Arquette. Plus, there's another album in the works."

Why, yes, Lindsay! That's the same track you left before you derailed: starring with unfunny comedians and D-List actors in movies destined for DVD. How far you've come since Disney movies and starring with Jane Fonda.

i would hardly call co-starring in Georgia Rule w/fonda and skinny woman from desp. housewives much of a fall, for lindsay. that movie stunk to high heaven.

Conaway attributed his kicking the habit to Scientology so I figure it just pushed him the rest of the way over the edge.

I really like the Keith Richards billboard. It works for me.

K-Fed looks like a different person now. I never would have recognized him. Just goes to show you that some celebs are real people with the tendency to gain weight.

What is the name of Dinah Lohan's reality show "How to Screw Up Your Kids?" Every week themost parent who acts most responsible gets voted off.

Doesn't the UN have better things to do than deal with celebrity drug users? Isn't there genocide going on in Darfur? Isn't Iran continuing its nuclear program in violation of UN resolutions? Oh wait, it's easier to pass sanctions against celebrities than actual bad countries that make the world unsafe.

What evidence do we have that Keith Richards is actually alive? And I mean recent evidence, from the last 10 - 15 years.

Seriously. Lenin looks fresher.

Must refrain from any "track" jokes...

Teacup? I'm more impressed by the guitar. That is a beautiful Gibson.

Wow, I'm kinda suprised it wasn't Ghallager pulling the knife.

what is up with keith's hair? he looks like he's doing one of thoese home highlighting kits and has pulled some hair through the holes in the shower cap, but not all.

I gotta say, as a dad with young kids, I can sympathize with Federline. It gets really easy to snack on stuff at random times when you're also watching the boys, and Shar's right, you don't think about your own diet and exercise in those circumstances.

That Conaway guy is such an a**hole. Get a life.

Why on earth would someone give Dinah Lohan her own show?! Sounds boring to me.

Who is Parker Posey? Did her parents hate her, what a horrible name.

If I saw that giant poster of Keith Richards in person I would have nightmares for a week straight. What were the Vuitton ad people thinking --- or smoking???

Parker Posey is "Queen of the Indies"

Daughter of Chris Posey, and named after 1950s model Suzy Parker. Pic of Suzy here: http://www.fashioninsider.eu/dat/supermodels/Photo_33_c16a4d6e4214fe958c289839b8392446.PNG

What's scary is she is an accomplished mime. Egads, who knew.

She's not call the queen of indie movies for nothin'.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000205/

K-fed used to be a dancer. Quitting your exercise routine means packing on pounds. Poor kid. All he needs is a nutritionist and a morning run.

I can't believe - he also needs a boyzillain.

parker posey and keanu...
swayze with cancer...

it's a point break armageddon!!!

To Liz Kelly:

Sorry I even care about this, but Lohan's mother's name is Dina, not Dinah. (Maybe you purposely misspell it since you do it every time? Heaven knows, she deserves the dig.)

OK, back to the real world, or what passes for it. . .

Could we just refer to her at Lindsay's Mom? I mean, isn't that really the only reason we know who she is. And, why she's getting a reality show.

Actually Dina is a nickname. Her real name is Donata.

Sign me up for the dissenting opinion again, but I think that Keith Richards ad looks so cool.

Why must Paris Hilton infect one of my favourite TV shows?

If she shows up in ANY FORM on Lost, there will be repercussions. Oh yes....repercussions.

I won't stop watching but I'll think of something!!>:-<

Oh, but if Paris Hilton shows up on Lost you just know some terrible fate awaits her. Something even better than Nikki and Paulo! Just think of all the hideous ways people kick it on Lost and insert Paris in any one of those scenarios. Isn't it delicious just contemplating it?!?

Keith is on record as saying he cuts his own hair...

That Patrick Swayze story certainly has grown legs...Hope it's not true.

"Keith Richards is timeless and ageless." Whoever sold Louis Vuitton that line of crap deserves to be King of Marketing.