Please tell me that the clip of Paris Hilton belly dancing isn't the "surprise" that Liz has planned for us today...

Can you post a link to the video (if it's not on youtube and I can actually see it)?

No, that's not the surprise! Though it made my day.

Judy, you're cute and all, but...

Looked more like a Stevie Nicks impersonation than belly dancing.

Paris a role model? I think I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.

Or should I say the day that women becomes a real role model is when pigs fly.

Yes I have residual hatred for the girl...

Paris is a role model.

Just tell your daughters to watch Paris, and never ever do anything that douchebag (or is it douche nozzle) does.
A perfect reverse role model.

my mother-in-law is a better belly dancer than Paris.

Judy Greer looks nothing like Jen Aniston, but she does look cute as a redhead, so it all works out.

Do people really want to see a movie about the Manson monsters? I wish Lilo the best in her comeback, but I will skip this one. Creepy.

"Madonna says she'd only sing Like a Virgin for $30 million."

Was it Wilde who said, "we've already determined what kind of woman you are, my dear. Now we're just haggling over the price."?

That was Paris belly dancing? For heaven's sake. Ridiculous.

Judy Greer doesn't look anything like Aniston but she does look cute w/red hair. I watched "Miss Guided" last night for the first time and thought it was generally pretty good.

Is anyone else disappointed that the BritBrit-West End rumour *isn't* for Lady of the Lake in Spamalot? That would at least be an entertaining rumour.

"Corinne Bailey Rae's husband died of overdose."

Although I have her CD, compared to Amy Winehouse (whose CDs I also have) I never expected this headline. I kinda expected this headline for either Winehouse or her jailed husband.

jake e. poo, we can still hope.

I'm sure Pammie was. She was married to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Rick Solomon.

Wow! Madonna still looks so hot!! I read about her diet & fitness program here - www.projectweightloss.com - she's into yoga. looks like everyone's into yoga lately!

Judy Greer was super cute on Letterman last night. Too bad it appears that ABC is burning off her new series.

I don't know about her hair but I think Judy Greer had work done on her eye. I remember her from "13 going on 30" and had "suitcases" under eyes in that movie

Wow. Has Paris Hilton ever appeared less sexy than in that video? I mean, wow.

Sorry Andrea, but Madonna does not look hot. SJP looks better than Madonna.
I have been doing yoga for ten years and you do not get that harsh plaster look from yoga; that look is from excessive dieting and weight training.

Paris Hilton a role model? I thought Ashley Alexandra Dupre was the role model for young women.

Was Britney Spears offered the Streetcar role before o after cleansing her colon?

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/41364/britney-spears-colon-cleansing-detox

Regarding the Romo/Simpson allegedly wedding: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Judy Greer was brilliant on Arrested Development: "Say goodbye to *these*!"

If leeches are the new celeb accessory, will celebs soon be carrying them around in little dog purses? Will we read about Britney and Paris losing theirs and buying new ones? Will we see video of the tragic death of Brit's? "OMG y'all, they salted my leeches!!!"

Wow, watching paris is not helping my morning.

"Pam Anderson says she was once attacked by leeches."

* The leeches say *she* attacked them first.

* ...and had never seen that much saline in one - no, check that, *two* - places.

* No, Pammy, that's "lechers." Different thing entirely.

* What EricS said at 10.13.

Paris Hilton & Miss Turkey

Q: What are the next two words you think of when you read either of those names?

A: Gobble, gobble.

Liz Kelly, that Celebritology has enough material for a nearly-daily Crime Watch feature tells me there might be a reality tv show in there somewhere.

Wanna share Exec Producer credit on "Celebrity Prison B*tch"?

byoolin - you cracked me up!!!

Lisa1, thanks for the visual reference to 13-30. Now I know who Judy Greer is. She does look much, much better as a redhead sans baggage.

Madonna: excessive diet and exercise = scary-looking. Excessive plastic surgery = even worse-looking. Does that face even move anymore? Can her eyes close?

"Rapper T.I. pleads guilty to weapons charges, faces prison time... Remy Ma convicted of assault."

This just goes to prove what the NRA's been saying: if having weapons leads to folks taking the rap, only rappers are going to have weapons.

Name checked by byoolin, sweet.

23112 @ 10:03AM. That's really not cool.

23112 @ 10:03AM. That's really not cool.

Oh I only hope that Paris H. becomes Turkey's sweetheart (akin to David Hasselhoff's 80's/90's popularity in Germany). She can perform, sing, dance and LIVE there and we in the USA can be spared one less 'celebutante'.

So sorry for Corrine Bailey Rae.

And, no, I wouldn't wish a similar fate on Amy Winehouse or her husband.

"Turkey's sweetheart" is to "sweetheart" what "Turkish prison" is to "prison."

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