Better late than never. I was starting to worry about this! I had to do actual WORK!

GQ named Daniel Day Lewis one of the best dressed men? Did they miss the cast-off from the "Deadwood" costume department that he was sporting at the Oscars?

What RCR said.

Kathie 'STFU' Lee Gifford new co-host on Today show: Reason #2,117 to never watch it again.

Jessica Simpson kidney infection: Perfect tie-in to her new single, a cover of the Frank Zappa tune 'Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?'

Gratuitous Hugh Laurie reference: I have 'A Bit Of Fry and Laurie' coming from Netflix.

A bit you missed, Liz Kelly: PETA says it's offered Britney job as receptionist. (They say it was inspired by her appearance on 'How I Met Your Mother', but we all know she doesn't wear fur.)
http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=251057836&p=z5yx5854z

My productivity has been running too high this morning. Glad I can finally be lazy again.

Why wiuld I not be suprised if Keif isn't really joking.

That man is an endless giver of mirth.

"Dane Cook named "Unfunniest Comic"..."

Thank god, I thought it was just me. I was beginning to think something was wrong with my sense of humor. Still doesn't explain why he continues to work.

If MKO and AO were feuding, it would have to be over the 'fortune.'

There's no chance it would be over who gets the last chicken wing.

Dane Cook has been in some baaaaaad movies (yeah, I actually paid to see "Good Luck Chuck"), but his standup is pretty freakin' great, if you ask me.

But this NYP piece is the first I've ever heard of him having diva tendencies. If that part's true, that really sucks. Not only because it would mean he's a d***wad, but because it'd be totally premature and unwarranted for this stage of his career. Kind of like Nia Vardalos thought she was Queen Of All Media after her one big hit, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." Didn't her oversize ego end up ruining all of her subsequent endeavors?

Unlike some of the posts above, I was not useful at work this morning as I kept trying to find the blog. Finally got it on a search and then a couple click throughs.

"Katie Holmes headed to Broadway?" If she is good for her. If she's taking Tom along booooooooooo.

"Dane Cook named "Unfunniest Comic" Never before has an award recipient been more deserving. Here's hoping he doesn't pull a SJP and complain.

I can't believe how the mighty Today show has fallen. First Ann Curry, now Kathie Lee Gifford? Poor Hoda Kotb.

Does the Tom Cruise item mean that a fouth Mission Impossible movie would actually have a plot?

I went to Adam Sandler's website to see if he had anything on there about his broken ankle. It turns out that his cute dog, Matzoball, has passed on. Nice tribute video to her.
The Sandler's now have a new puppy, Babu.

On another note, Karl Lagerfeld creeps me out.

Ha ha. Routh & Bale. April Fools. I get jokes...

I thought I would have to leave work early today because without Celebritology why stay.

I read the comments on the "Justice League" movie item and everyone seems to think it's an April Fool's joke.

And, if I'm honest, I laughed my behind off listening to Dane Cook's "Retaliation" CD. Now, that's about all the exposure I've had to him, but in a lot of ways, he reminded me of a teenaged Steven Wright on speed, and I like it.

Wait, is the NKOTB thing an april fools joke? I would be seriously disappointed. I'm totally planning to go late to work and catch a little Hangin' Tough on NBC. Is that a People Mag joke?

People Magazine Scooby-Doo'd us!
I just checked the Today show website. This Friday is Raheem DeVaughn (in studio), not NKOTB.
I totally would have watched NKOTB.
Not a total loss, the concert for 5/16 is a "Surprise Reunion Concert", so we can hope.

I had been hearing alot about how funny Dane Cook is, so when he was hosting SNL, I decided to watch. His monologue was so unfunny, so boring, I ended up switching channels. I've tried watching him other times, but he still wasn't funny. Then I started hearing about how he's known for stealing jokes from other comics, which is much worse than having "diva-like tendencies". It is rather d*ckish to build a successful career based on others work.

Too bad the kathie lee story wasn't an april fool's joke!

Kathie Lee: "I was either getting my feet done . . . or getting my face done."

I think she meant "re-done". I saw her on Today this morning, and no way she's not had work. Her right eye was strange.

Just think, Kathie Lee used to be a nice Jewish girl from Bowie.

"Dane Cook has been in some baaaaaad movies (yeah, I actually paid to see "Good Luck Chuck"), but his standup is pretty freakin' great, if you ask me."

Obviously, you haven't seen his latest stand-up "Live at Madison Square Garden." I didn't laugh a single time. He's lost the magic of the "Crouton O' Christ."

Comics, and other artists as well, stealing from each other has been going on since Aristophanes. What is worse is stealing it and still not being funny. I thought it was just me but since I anm an expert at what is funny it didn't bother me too much. Brian Reagan is another. If you doubt, just look at who does find them funny. Well? I rest my case.

Jolie looks SOOOO much better with some meat on her bones!

Is Amy Winehouse getting jobs and money to fund her sick lifestyle an April Fool's Joke? Is it also an April Fool's Joke that someone would put the scabby face, rat's nest hair, sliced-up arms, scary teeth, etc. etc. of the world's dirtiest celeb in front of a camera?

Dane Cook is bad. Doug Standhope is (was) worse. Bill Hicks is not far behind. It's so not funny when these guys just scream and say stupid, hateful, narcissistic things that do not make any sense.

Jolie always look bad. She looks more like 42 than 33. Her arms are ultra skinny and full of tattoos. Her hair looks "dehydrated" and has an unflattering color. Her face is full of veins. If it weren't for Brad Pitt, the pregnancies, and the adoptions, she would have as popular as her ex Billy Bob Thornton.

Please, before you put someone on the pedestal, imagine if you would have felt the same way if that person were your nanny or middle school cafeteria lady.

I'm just glad there are other people out there who think that Dane Cook is not funny besides me.

Is Dane Cook actually funny?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15643423/

Apparently this has been questioned for some time.

03:25 PM wrote:
"scabby face, rat's nest hair, sliced-up arms, scary teeth, etc. etc..."

Have you ever seen the characters on Dr. Who? She fits right in!

What's wrong with Oprah's face? Her eyes have been looking weird lately -- kind of puffy underneath. She just looks different. Botched plastic surgery?

I like Katie! She and Tom look great together. I read about her diet and favorite foods here http://www.projectweightloss.com. She really has a strange diet, it's amazing how she manages to stay in shape!

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