I'm sorry there's an error in today's celebritology.

Look at the photo. There's NO way Ashlee Simpson dined on anything. Or has dined on anything in recent history.

Dear Jenna Jameson,

When you say you fancy yourself "a political girl," you do realize that when call a politician an "incredible c*********," it means a different (and much less flattering) thing than when we describe you that way, right?

The headline on that Fiddy Cent story asks, "Why Does 50 Cent Look So Skinny?"

A: HE'S STANDING BESIDE VAL KILMER!

If that's a photo of a pregnant Ashlee Simpson, then she's only been pregnant since shortly before she put that dress on.

Yes, I think most guys watch Jenna Jameson's movies for the political undertones. Of course this now makes me want to see Zombie Strippers even more (for the politics of course).

RIP Danny Federici

Please remember to wear sunscreen - an ounce of prevention, OK?

Since it was Danny Federici who died, don't you think it would have been appropriate for the E! site to have run his picture instead of Bruce, Patti, and Stevie? I mean, for crying out loud, the guy died. Show his picture. Even my poor excuse for a local newspaper had his picture on its website.

Those pictures of Suri make me want a baby just like her. Can I buy one at Baby Pottery Barn?

2 comments: 1) Very sad about Federici. The E Street Band will not be the same

2)Why does Suri still have a bottle in her hand in her 18 month and 21 month pictures? what happened to weaning off the bottle at 1 year? Or, like most kids, still take a bedtime bottle until 18 months or so- but walking around all day with a bottle at almost 2 years old? Ridiculous!

I thought the same thing about the bottle - but Suri also goes to bed at 11 and never gets told 'No'.

Response to Doobrah:

Please don't criticize the way Ashlee Simpson being hungry. Gene Weingarten would disagree with you!

RIP Danny.

It's been a bit of a tough week and that quote by Jenna and byoolin's comments have made it much better.

I hope Heidi and Spencer don't get their own show it's hard enough for me to avoid the Hills. I may never be able to watch MTV again. By the way how come Heidi and Spencer don't have one of those combo names?

So I'm looking at the Suri Cruise pictures, and you know what I'm thinking?

She looks like William Mapother. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0544611/mediaindex

William Mapother?, you ask? He's better known as Lost's Ethan Rom...and the cousin of Tom Cruise Mapother...

Huh. When I saw that picture, I thought it was Uma Thurman sporting a red hairdo. This obviously shows I can't pick Ashlee Simpson out of a lineup, which will be bad if I ever get mugged by her. :\

Oh, Danny Federici. He kicked a** for so many years with The Boss! Those of us who have been Bruce fans *forever* are really feeling it this morning.

Wow, at first glance Penny Drake looks to be almost 7 feet tall standing next to Jenna (5'7"). She's wearing, unseen, 8" heels. Ouch.

Penny is actually only 5'11"

The pix: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Jenna_Jameson_Penny_Drake_Zombie_Strippers.jpg/450px-Jenna_Jameson_Penny_Drake_Zombie_Strippers.jpg

Some more pix of Penny: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1715297/mediaindex

I think the picture of Suri in Burberry looks a lot like Damien from the Omen.

"zombie strippers" is set to be a cult hit. I saw a prescreen of it. it's absolutely amazing.

Omg. Suri Cruise. Could she be any cuter? Or would that break the laws of cuteness?

Look at the dates on the Suri photos. The one in which Suri is holding a bottle are from LAST SUMMER, e.g., she was not 18 months of age or older

Ignorance of the laws of cuteness is no excuse.

Not true, 'read, people'. She's holding/carrying a bottle in a photo from January 2008.
Anyway, my granddaughter isn't yet two and hasn't drunk from a bottle in close to a year. Clearly, she's a sippy cup savant.

Heidi and Spencer do have a nickname; they use it on the Hills all the time. It's Speidi. I take offense because Spiderman is too cool to even be tangentially connected to those yahoos. But oh well.

methinks I counted 4 pictures od Suri with bottle:

July 31, 2007
October 19, 2007
November 7, 2007
January 16, 2008

jes, exactly. I have thought she looks like Damien since she was born.

I realize this doesn't have much to do with celebrity culture, but as the mother of a 20-month-old son who absolutely refuses to give up his bottle (screaming fits when we give him a sippy cup, throwing it on the floor, etc.), we figured it's not worth fighting over. He'll give it up eventually. They all do.

omaha,
not pottery barn, but possibly at the OT VIII outlet mall next to the Scientology Celebrity Center in LA.

The sad thing is the Incredible Shrinking Katie.

You're right, KLeewrite, parents definitely have to pick their battles.

Quick picking on that baby Suri! She probably has a sippy tucked in her backpack somewhere. She's still working on those teeth! (Hopefully, someone is teaching her "no" and "no thank you."

AND, my kids are WAAAY cuter. I've just found ways to keep us out of the demanding celebrity spotlight, and away from the paparazzi. Otherwise, we would have been on Vanity Fair instead!

Fiddy-cent should look out: Val Kilmer may eat him too!

So, Byoolin, what's her sentence? Awkward teen years?

She is flipping adorable.

Re: The caption on the Suri photo from July 12, 2007:

JULY 12, 2007
Suri totted her blanket in the Tiergarten Park in Berlin, Germany. "She's very aware," Holmes has said.

Very aware of what? How disturbing her parents' relationship is?

I'm still wondering how on earth the 2nd-dirtiest celeb (after Amy Wine-o, of course) could be the "face and body" of anything? Is Bally's promoting a Cheetos-drugs-and-alcohol diet as a fitness regime?

"Speidi" pronounced like "spidey sense"

just realized I read the comments above too fast. Sorry for the repeat. I don't watch the Hills.

Clearly they made up Speidi themselves and like it. That is not the way the blended name thing is supposed to work, so I vote we rename them - how about Spendi? Spenci? Heincer? Yeah, I like Heincer...

"Heincer" works. It's catchy and has the benefit of being shorter than the only one I could come up with ("You Two Need To Go Headfirst Into The [Effin'] Wood Chipper").

And it kind of sounds like *heinie* - the body part, not the beer!

Heincer! That's genius!

Clearly Suri and Katie go to the same hair stylist.

I'm coming out with a line of Spencer & Heidi pinatas. You can whack the cr*p out of them for amusement and there is nothing at all inside.

...and best of all, the piñatas are made of the actual Spencer and the actual Heidi.

YAYYY Mariah!

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