Paris "Stick Insect" Hilton commenting on KK's (or anyone else's, for that matter) appearance would be like...

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OH! I KNOW:

would be like Paris "Rhymes-With-'Spit'-For Brains" Hilton commenting on Stephen Hawking's (or anyone else's, for that matter) intellect.

1)Paris is right
2)Kim's boyfriend is Reggie Bush.
3)Reggie Bush is waaay hotter than Benji Madden will ever hope to be

This poll is hard. One wants to pick "dumber than we thought," but that's kind of like saying "infinity plus one" in mathematics.

my favorite description of a well-endowed derriere comes from an old Andy Griffith show when someone, Gomer I think, says, "Why that woman has got quite a hitch to her gitalong, don't she?"

reddragon responded first and definitively to Gene's question:

"...it gives me a harmless, mindless topic of conversation with my wife, kids, and colleagues. It is so much better than getting into an argument about politics, because at the end of such argument, they will still be wrong."

I'm going to have to agree with reddragon, via byoolin. A couple of weeks ago I was able to defuse a drunken heated argument over...something, I brought up the Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding. I am the Jimmy Carter of my group of drunken friends.

I am a girl and I think Kim K is really hot. If I had a choice of either Paris or Kim's body, I would choose Kim everyday all day. Paris could use some help in the booty department. Doesn't she know there are girls paying good money for what Kim has been blessed with?

The classic in this genre is "looks like two rhinos wrestling (or other NSFC verb) under a blanket."

Someone please explain how KK has a big ass? I'm a black woman and she ain't got no big ass. I got a big ass. PH ain't got no ass at all? I think I have sufficiently maxed out on my daily allottment of asses.

Paris Hilton, a vapid, useless, shell of a human being commenting on another vapid, shell of a human being.

Pot, this is kettle. HELLO?!?!

I am the Jimmy Carter of my group of drunken friends.

Posted by: jake e. poo | April 17, 2008 11:32 AM

*****

Keep at it, jake, and you'll be the Billy Carter of your group of drunken friends in no time.

Years ago (1984-85?), People mag wrote a story about some rich teenage socialite whose entire existence seemed to be made up of staying out until all hours and sleeping until 2 pm (a pre-Paris, as it were). And, I commented on how nice it would be to have that kind of life. And, she pointed to the picture and said, "But, look at her eyes. There is nothing behind them. She has no soul." I've never forgotten that and every time I see a picture of Paris, I think the same thing.

In the picture above Kim is a 9.5 and Paris is a 5.5 both in looks and body. However, I have seen Kim more recently and she has added a lot more junk to her trunk.

It's photos like this one: http://www.imgplace.com/directory/dir1139/1188541073.jpg

or this one http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8290/34444kim01sandino122651vd5.jpg

I scored 4 out of 6 on the Kim Kardashian tush test.

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp

I find it hard to believe I got 6/6, but there it is.

I 'scored' a 4/6 but now I'm going to bathe in Purell.

There's always this quote from an episode of M*A*S*H

". . .two bulldogs in a burlap sack".

The way I heard the metaphor:

"Two Cub Scouts fighting under a pup tent."

I got 5 out of 6. I feel dirty.

Oh, and I'm at work. So, I hope they aren't tracking this.

Since the Kim Kardashian Tush Test is all virtual, the only thing you need to disinfect is your browser cache. Some people may need to disinfect their trouser cash.

Here's a big hint: Kim was always the one on the left... ;)

Yipe. Four out of six.

I'm kind of proud of myself, I only got two out of six.

Score! I'm a Gluteus Maximus at 5/6! (yuck)

she wasn't always on the left in the quiz I took, Amy F.
Go figure.

The GenePool needs to be heavily chloroformed, not chlorinated.

Benji and Joel Madden have a clothing line (or some other crap they're selling) named DCMA. They named it this to pay homage to where they are from -- DC and Maryland. As a native Marylander myself, I'm both ashamed and relieved that our public schools could not teach these boys the two letter abbreviation for their own state. Let DC and Boston have the "credit" for them.

LLL, LOL at your 12:23.

To your 12:29; It could be worse: WAMA

On the tush quiz: mine were first two right, second two left, last two right. Some kind of randomizer, take it again and you'll see...

Paris mentally capable of quoting her catty hair & makeup people! Alert the media. We are the media. Consider us alerted.

jake e poo - You may be the Jimmy Carter of your drunken group, but it would be even waaaay more awesomer if you were the byoolin!

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