I think it's a shame only to excerpt that one line from the Y.F.C.D. comment, so in the interest of completeness, I present:

Yo fatty carm down miley ain't all urz, anywayz i don't know why miley is doing this, she is a dirty young adult and know she is getting less fans! Miley i used to be ur #1 fan but now i am ur #1 hater
From Sana

Posted by: Sana | April 30, 2008 9:30 AM

Need I note that Sana also came up with the "#1 hater" line? That's really a comment for the ages.

Thanks for the bonus mention Liz Kelly. It makes up for the 'history' smackdown I was given over on the TC post.

Woohoo! Number 1! Finally my life has meaning!!! or something.

Ok, this seems like a pretty benign post, maybe the crazy people will stay away. Though will make for a less than exciting afternoon.

i'm going to spend the rest of the day wondering who the rokerfellas are and what they do with all the FLEAS they get from ATMs. flea circus? flea markets? it's quite perplexing!

I don't want this on my work google history, but doesn't Rockafella Records have something to do with Jay-Z?

Clearly this means he and Beyonce are Scientologists.

Yeah, that flea comment was a real head scratcher. eh heh. eh heh.

Celebritology commenters are great - mostly deliberately funny but sometimes accidentally funny. Promise that you'll never turn into Achenblog commenters, please. Achenbach = funny. Achenblog commenters = icky.

Number 4! Yeah, baby! Thanks, Liz and congrats Em!

h3, I agree about Sana and "#1 hater." Was she the same commenter whom Byoolin kindly directed toward ESL class a day or two ago?

As for that "tenacious 78-year-old woman," I'm still reeling from the down-with-the-swirl comments the other day to risk reading what Howard Kurtz has to say about Barbara Walters now. (So someone will have to explain to me who qualifies as a "world class yenta" worthy of an audience with Babwa.)

I already "giggled" about this over on the TC comments, but I'd like to officially nominate "Well, the weather's colder in Canada so that might help out with the flea problem." for comment of the week!

Okay, folks, we lost comment of the week to someone from Booby Kennedy Day. We are slipping here. Surely, surely, with our brain power and grammar abilities, we can be funnier than tween texter?

It is actually quite warm in southern Ontario where the fleas can get quite large and start damming rivers.

OK I'm a bit low on snark today so I have an inquiry instead: Has anyone read that Julie Andrews memoir?

Ummmm, ep, I think you posted to bit about the cold weather and fleas. On the TC post.

I have finally read all of them and I have to say I should have focused on my work because now I'm trying to make sense of it all and my brain hurts.

ack i am so pissed i missed the tom cruise comment show yesterday! where was i? liz gave us a heads up and everything. so disapointed in myself. i will say though that the comments make for good reading. (much better than babwa's book i'm sure.)

I'm glad Liz Kelly mentioned the Baba Wawa book, if only because it gives me an excuse to quote from Scott Feschuk's blog at the Macleans website:

"[W]e shall somehow find a way to stop thinking about Barbara Walters having sexual intercourse....

".... The trick is distraction. You need to focus your mind on less harrowing imagery, such as pretty flowers or John Goodman eating corn on the cob while shirtless...

"Is the process painful? It sure as hell is. But consider it useful practice for the future release of Dan Rather's memoirs."

Was [Sana] the same commenter whom Byoolin kindly directed toward ESL class a day or two ago?

Posted by: td | May 7, 2008 11:46 AM

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Actually, td, the "Yo fatty, carm down" post was the one I translated. (And so the circle is complete.)

Ah, so it is. Thanks.

(in tweener speak) OMG, I just went to check out the Miley comments, they go through to yesterday. That's just crazy man, just crazy. I wonder how long we can get the Cruisefest comments to go. I say 10 days.

Liz Kelly, the Lovely Mrs. byoolin just pointed out to me that I stole one of your lines and used it in my comments in yesterday morning's post: you described Mrs. Cruise as wearing "traffic cone orange," and I later described her as looking like a "six-foot tall traffic cone."

Mere words cannot describe my shame, so I am spending the rest of my day wearing an expression not unlike that of a dog that was just caught in the act of soiling a carpet. (That look ought to make my two o'clock meeting with that sales rep interesting.)

i'm still puzzling over what that roker fella's got to do with the fleas on my dog....

that and how we can convince baba wawa there is such a thing as too much information.

Oooops, I just realized what ep was referring to my bad.

I'll let you it go ... this time, Petal.

Remember, never tick off a lawyer (or a soon to be one). The whole city of DC is now being sued by the Pants Judge. So ya'all better be nice to me.

Oh Tycoon Byoolin, what do you intend to do with all the billions in fleas that you earn from the ATMs? Are you going to start a chain of poutine outlets in Quebec to compete that nasty Anglophile, Tim Horton and his doughnuts?

The thread of Thomas Cruise Mapother IV comments that continued from last night into this afternoon reminds me of the time I got one of the neighborhood kids to through rocks at a hornet nest.

And Liz, about that "bagging" of you've been accused......does Mister Liz know?

ep writes:

"Remember, never tick off a lawyer (or a soon to be one). The whole city of DC is now being sued by the Pants Judge. So ya'all better be nice to me."

ep, ya better learn the rules around here:

No DC Bar tickee, no washee.

it's kind of quiet here today. is this the carm before the storm?

i think my brain just jumped out my head in protest over byoolin's comment about baba wawa having sex. ack, even the sweet, sweet, mental images of hugh jackman shirtless are not enough to get of this. help!

Hey, no complaints about the quiet here lest we be invaded by the TC/ENDGAME Pirates again.

melissamac1, that Baba Wawa image is entirely Feschuk's fault. He's a very disturbed individual. (http://blog.macleans.ca/2008/05/07/an-affair-to-remember-unwillingly/)

As for Sasquatch's question about my plans for a chain of poutineries in Quebec, here's an amazing true fact: in that province, you can buy poutine at your friendly neighbourhood KFC, which are called PFK (Poulet Frite Kentucky) there. Pretty tasty, they are.

I cannot take the name of Tim Horton in vain, though: his hometown is a couple of hours north of mine, and one of his namesake restaurants - a treasured link to the True North Strong And Free - is only a few blocks from where I live now. And a Tim's doughnut is infinitely superior to a Crispy Creme.

byoolin i hate to be a stickler but Krispy Kreme is spelled with a K. and i know this because i am a good southern girl and krispy kremes are a staple of my diet.
as for naked baba wawa, i don't care whose idea it was it still was/is disturbing. but thanks to the hotness that is colin firth the image is gone. my brain is still not back though, now it is protesting working.

Byoolin praises Tim Horton doughnuts:

"And a Tim's doughnut is infinitely superior to a Crispy Creme."

Indeed it is. However, Dear Byool, the inferior product is spelled Krispey Kreme. The inferior product originated in North Carolina, where it was known as "KK" for short. The third "K" was silent.

byoolin, it's Krispy Kreme. Yum. (drools) Doughnut.

Um, yeah, who's surprised about this one?

Winehouse arrested in drugs probe

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7388721.stm

No 3! I knew I missed the creative caption contests. Give us more! Although like the others the recent entries that have brought the wrath of the crazies that apparently lurk on the post website has been pretty entertaining.

What happens Liz if your blog and chat gets bigger than Gene's chat?

And Sasquatch may well be correct about the Ks. NC still has it's share of problems, but we just voted for Obama, so maybe there is light?

mmmmm, poutine. My arteries are hardening just thinking about it.

This is what comes from mixing work with Celebritology: outed by my own wife for plagiarism and then littering the internet with egregious spelling errors.

That is why, after serious and thoughtful reflection, discussions with my family, and the unsolicited prayers of many of you, I have made the difficult decision to enter a rehab facility. I will take a brief sabbatical beginning Friday.

Rumours to the effect that I'm taking my daughter to tour Pitt's campus on Friday and then going to an airshow on Saturday are probably untrue.

What happens Liz if your blog and chat gets bigger than Gene's chat?

Posted by: bahston | May 7, 2008 3:36 PM

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Well, when John Lennon announced that The Beatles were bigger than Gene, people burned their records.

Sunnydaze, as my friend and I listed to Andy Kohut (with a K) go over the exit poll results last night -- background noise while doing drywall work-- I took note of the analysis that the 30% or so of the voters who said that race was a factor, probably overlapping the percentage who said that Jeremiah Wright was a factor, did not rise to significance as a variable that was tied to the primary results.

To put it more bluntly: Those voters -- mostly white blue collar socio-economic status --who cited Jeremiah Wright as a factor were merely using him as an excuse. They can't bring themselves to vote for a person of color. Indeed, they'd rather vote for someone who's net worth is more than $100 million, because, apparently as a white person, she understands them better than her opponent, who grew up in a one-parent, food-stamp household. Apparently, to people from this background, the color of the candidate's skin trumps all other factors.

HOWEVER, to give North Carolina its due, there are relatively speaking, fewer of these people, politely called "Bubbas", in NC than in IN. Racism is alive and well in 21st century America. The difference is that much of it has migrated from the Old South to the Mid Atlantic, the Midwest and the Sun Belt.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled Tom Cruise Programming.

Um, Byoolin? Does Angie know your daughter is "touring Pitt's campus?"

byoolin because this is celebriology i can also assume by pitt you mean brad pitt and you and the missus are hoping he and angie adopt your daughter to help ease college expenses. at least that's the way it plays out in my head, but remember, right now my brain is marching somewhere around the mall.

Look't at the Karl (with a "K", as in Krispy Kreme) Rove chat dis mornin'.

'at boy's a hoot, ain ee?

Mmmmmm....donuts.....

I have a weakness for donuts and now I really want one, why are there no Dunkin Donuts in town!!!!!!

I am publicly admitting I didn't know what poutine was and had to look it up on wikipedia.
For me, swap the cheese curds for chili & cheese and I'm so there!
But I would first give the traditional dish a try (or so I'm saying here).

Poutine is the Quebecois counterpart to grits.

Our wonderful POTUS was punked several years ago when he was told that he had received an "endorsement" from Canadian Prime Minister Poutine. Read the story to find out how other US politicians were punked on their ignornance of the Great White North:

http://dewit.ca/archs/poutine/index.html

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