FIRST!!!

Lindsey RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before more Miley related TTT's drop in for another fisaco, I just have to say I totally agree about Christina's dress. I also really liked Jenna Bush's look, which is probably the first time in my life I've liked something related to that family.

Hey - if LiLo has been goaded to a lesbic frenzy good for her - maybe she can get married at the Bush ranch too.

Um, Springsteen endorsed Obama about two months ago. Way to go.

Oh, and by the way, both Springsteen and Obama are pro-pleat.

Kimberly Stewart and Jude Law: GET A ROOM!

That story is just nasty. I am surprised and yet relieved that there is no link to photos of them rolling around on the lawn.

And we have a new contender for Stupidest Celebrity: Sharon Stone.
She sounds like a complete imbecile.

Another learned spiritual analysis offered by the noted scholar, Sharon Stone. Here's my question to Professor Stone: What was karma punishing you for when it had that komodo dragon bite off your husband's foot?

Very important information from the on-going poll for Weingarten's chat: hairless men have a slight edge among women who vote on Weingarten polls.

Of course, some of these women are no doubt the ones flinging the virtual panties, so I consider the results to be suspect.

On topic... um... I have one word for Drea de Matteo: Duh.

Boy ,it's like a month's worth of Celebritology in Miniature.

Lindsay? Check.
Britney? Check?
Miley? Check.
Flashlee? Check.
Brangelina? Check.

What, no Heather Mills? I see Paul McCartney, but you couldn't have found a way to call him "Heather Mills' ex-husband" or something?

And I am so happy that Jessica Lange has denounced the Iraq war. Finally I can make up my mind about it now that she's weighed in.

Oh Ace, where to start??

The Quick and the Dead? Basic Instinct 2? No, I've got it! She was being punished for The Muse. That must be it.

Let's just run down our list here:

Miley Cyrus: whatev. Teenage girls do this. Disney tries to pretend they don't. Exhibit # 723,084,250 in our country's ongoing schizophrenia about sexuality.

Sharon Stone: idiot.

Jessica Lange: it took you this long to figure out you don't like the war??

Mariah: whassup with those leg/foot things you're wearing? Is it possible for you to ever NOT look like a skank? Ugh.

Lindsay: why does this girl still make headlines and get roles?

Madonna & Guy: duh. She's a megalomaniac b***h. He didn't know this before he married her?

Drea de Matteo: I have no idea who this is. Guess I just proved her point.

Kimberly Stewart is, like, yuck. And gross and stuff. And icky.

Patrick and Lisa: this is so sweet and soooooo sad. Sounds like he knows he doesn't have much time left. :(

Ok, at first I was going to slam Drea De Matteo for claiming that being on "Joey" ruined her career and saying she hasn't worked since the sitcom ended in 2006 even though her IMDB page shows she's done 5 projects since the show ended, but then I checked out Matt LeBlanc's IMDB page and he hasn't worked since the show ended, so maybe she has a point.

So sad about Sidney Pollack and Dick Martin.

I like the "Mariah Carrey complete with new husband" bit. His new job seems to be acting a handler for his wife carefully turning her to say hi to fans and the photos.

Lindsey rues...

It's kinda creepy how Kimberley Stewart looks just like Sienna Miller. Only skankier.

i wonder what we all did that the cosmos decided to gift us with the presence of sharon stone? it must've been bad through for that bit of kharma to come back and bite us.

What does Lindsay rue? Her general stupidity? Her less-than-successful attempts at rehab? Her blowing a promising career?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Presenting: "Lohan Lohan" -- The tale of a young girl's strange, erotic journey from L.A. to Cannes.

Well...you made a long journey from L.A. to Cannes,
Lohan, Lohan!
You never stop hoping you'll be in demand,
Lohan, Lohan!

When the nay sayers nay you reach for your stash,
Say nothing's going to stop me, where's Samantha, let's mash!
I'm having adventures (but desperate for cash...)
Lohan LOHAN!

Lindsey will rue the day she and her minion invaded this blog.

Somewhere in the USA, Pat Robertson's people are calling Sharon Stone's people to complain about her stepping on his line.

u guyz just hate on linsey for NO reason. did u guyz even watch living lohan last night? its al a bunch of lyes!

Just when I started to believe in karma after having a great weekend when everything came into place just right for me to finally finish my bedroom (after 2 years), Sharon Stone has to come along to say what may be the most stupidest thing any celebrity has ever said "on the record". I have a feeling my newly installed ceiling fan is going to fall on me in my sleep.

Dangit, byoolin, you beat me to it. And funnier than I would've been, too.

Sharon Stone, wow. When I read "Tibet" I thought of Richard Gere, so I believe that "Intersection" (which starred both of them) should be on the list of karma-related punishments. She is too much.

I hope Drea invested her "Sopranos" money well. Matt LeBlanc probably doesn't even need to work again with all that "Friends" cash.

Per Madonna and Guy Ritchie: I always thought Guy Ritchie married beneath him, myself. He needs to go back to his "Lock, Stock" vibe and stop being Mr. Ciccone.

Per Miley Cyrus: She's a teenager, she's pretty with a nice figure, she had a boyfriend, and she has a camera. You think these girls would know better by now, but apparently, hormones win every time. I'm tired of hearing about it.

Per Drea de Matteo: first, you have a few post-"Joey" credits on IMDB, don't exaggerate. Second, you didn't really start getting roles until after your role on "The Sopranos" - did you ever think you were maybe just good for that one role?

Per Sharon Stone: whatever. Woman is crazy.

In order for a career to be ruined one must have such a thing in the first place.

Yes, teenage girls are dumb enough to take such pictures. But, most teenage girls have not been hold out as smart with a good head on their shoulders. Nor do they have billion dollar careers to ruin through being stupid teenagers.

RIP Dick Rowan and Sidney Pollack

geez you TTT-ers - its LINDSAY not linsey, lindsey, or lidsey. geez, if you're such great fans of hers, at least spell your "BFF's" name right.

do miley's parents ever sit her down and talk to her about anything? guess they are too busy counting the money.

this could be her way of saying "I don't wanna work for walt no more..."

I would make out with Jude Law on a lawn or anywhere else. Forget the room.

drea de matteo's problems aren't from joey, it's payback for being so annoying as adriana in the sopranos...

I must call Richard Gere at once and find out who this madwoman called "Sharon Stone" is, and why she is trying to destroy all the goodwill I've built.

What's that you say . . . She's someone who displays her ladyparts in the cinema? Oy, with friends like that, who needs the People's Liberation Army?

DC, don't bother, they're just going to say "your just jelus" of linsey, lindsey, and/or lidsey.

Oh Sharon, your karma just ran over my dogma.

Wait, Miley was sending such racy pics to one of the Jonas Brothers?!?! Those nice, Christian, home-schooled, Promise-ringed, virginal-&-waiting-till-we're-married boys?!?!

I think I like the idea of that kind of corruption for some, weird, pervy-old-lady reason.

I freely admit that if I'd had easy digi-camera access back in my teens, I prolly woulda done the same thing only it would've been sent to much "irtier" boys. Yeah, I dug the bad boys or the "freaks" as they were called back then as in "Freaks & Geeks" sort of freaks.

But then don't we all have one of those in our dating closet somewhere? If you don't, you should. They're heartbreakers but boy are they memorable

**Bored now rides off on her Rascal to listen to hair metal & wade through those bad boy memories**

Drea:

What was your first hint that signing on for a sitcom dependent on the star power of Matt LeBlanc was not such a great career move?

Oh well, don't feel so bad, that baseball-playing chimp the costarred with LeBlanc in "Ed" never worked again, either.

Did Jude Law shave his head for a role? I almost didn't recognize him!

Drea honey, didn't you read the script? This wasn't Shakespeare, hell it wasn't even 'Friends'. As one of the supporting stars of the show doesn't its failure fall somewhere in the vicinity of your doorstep as well?

It's Sydney Pollack, not Sidney.

In the sense of "the b^%&$ set me up" I firmly believe that Sting is the b who set Guy up. He did after all introduce Madonna and Guy.

Shame on you Sting, shame.

sorry, but these "fans" of lindsay are so frustrating.

did anyone catch "living lohan"? it was awful. more to the point, dina is just an atrocious parent. she's basically exploiting her children so that she can become famous.

Britney's '68 Comeback Special...if she's in a black leather jumpsuit, I'm going to $h!t myself.

For some reason, the Sharon Stone thing reminds me of this.....

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote:
'A flute with no holes is not a flute,
And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.'
He was a funny guy."
--Chevy Chase in Caddyshack

I seem to remember seeing Miley on some talk show and she said the last time she was there she was grounded because she wore a too-short top out of the house. If that was true shouldn't she be locked in the basement or something for these pictures? Please?

"Posted by: ep, jd | May 27, 2008 11:10 AM"

Congrats! In your honour, a play in one act.

[A Law Office, somewhere in Celebritologyland. BYOOLIN enters.]

BYOOLIN: Now that you're a lawyer, can I ask you two legal questions?

EP: Yes; it will cost you $500. What's your second question?

CURTAIN

Drea, get a grip. You're like the zillionth TV star to leave a hit show and go nowhere.

If Brangelina are so concerned about the world, as they claim, why do they keep buying houses and increasing their carbon footprint by jetting around nonstop to their latest country du jour? How many houses do they need? Why don't they donate housing to people in need, like oh say, those in China or Burma?

Just as an FYI re. the Sharon Stone thing ... I'm not defending her but I read recently that the Chinese themselves believe natural disasters are karmic. That an earthquake of this magnitude (as well as other natural disasters) signify a time of great change.

Posted by: Californian | May 27, 2008 1:11 PM: If Brangelina are so concerned about the world, as they claim, why do they keep buying houses and increasing their carbon footprint by jetting around nonstop to their latest country du jour?

It takes a lot of flying aroung the world to find just the right shade of child to add to the family. Decorators may be involved.

I was wondering why there was no link to Celebritology on the home page - with the Miley headlines, it must be to prevent another Booby Kennedy Day overload.

Oh, and for the record, the article says that Brangelina signed a three year lease on the $60 million estate, not that they bought it.
FWIW.

So--did Brangelina BUY a $60m house---or lease it for 3 years like the article says?There's a BIG difference.
Why can't they move to China or Burma so maybe we could hear a lot less of them.
And can someone please tell Brad that he looks ridiculous in that hat he continues to wear 90% of the time? Enough already.
As for his pregnant mistress--she's till a pig.

Three years? Gimme a break. Brangelina doesn't stay put more than 3 weeks, let alone 3 years. How do those kids get schooled?

Byoolin, that was great. Thank you.

Posted by: byoolin, May 27, 2008 12:36 PM

Congrats! In your honour, a play in one act.

[A Law Office, somewhere in Celebritologyland. BYOOLIN enters.]

BYOOLIN: Now that you're a lawyer, can I ask you two legal questions?

EP: Yes; it will cost you $500. What's your second question?

CURTAIN

********************************

Not to denigrate your mamet-esque playwriting talent, byoo, but it looks like you're a little, um, premature.

While congrats are indeed in order, ep still can't take your money, just yet. The "jd" indicates that what we have here is a law skool gradjeate (Congrats ep, btw!) not a full blown john q. attorney, esq. -- there's still a bar exam to pass.

Yes, legal beagle, and let's not forget that pesky moral character and fitness evaluation each state requires. Though absent dui convictions or fraud allegations the most rigorous part of that is likely to be remembering each of the addresses you've had over the last 10 or so years. Congratulations, ep!

I stand by my congratulatory remarks and add in ep's defense (although I'm not a lawyer, and, for that matter, only a fair-to-middling defenceman) that if we can call Phil McGraw "Doctor" Phil, calling ep a lawyer is a no-brainer.

If DUI convictions kept people from being admitted to the bar* there would be a lot fewer practicing lawyers.

*no pun intended

Matt LeBlanc has worked since 'Joey' because cashing 'Friends' residuals keeps him to busy to go to auditions. Or take acting lessons.

Matt LeBlanc is an awfully good excuse for not having any meaningful work since 2006. I wonder what Jessica Simpson's excuse is.

On a related note, Jessica is making a small fortune selling hair extensions and high heeled shoes--two things Drea De Matteo knows quite intimately. I think there's a business model Drea could steal.