Morning Mix: Ashley Dupré Speaks Out

Ashley, they aren't interested in how well you talk.

Imus, shut up.

Hey, a theme.

Does having your spokesperson deny that you've got emphysema while remaining silent about your crack habit fall into the category of "lipstick on a pig"?

I'm starting the bidding for the "curse bat" at a buck six-eighty.

Imus, shut up.

(thanks for the theme, ep)

That Clooney show sounds kind of cool: "The Fall of Bob"... revolves around a man whose life flashes before his eyes as he jumps off a building. Show will follow the lead character, Bob, as he narrates his life through flashbacks."

A word of advice, Bob - talk fast: g=9.8m/s squared.

Randy Jackson says Paula "knows what I want."

Maybe he has her confused with Ashley Dupré.

A word of advice, Bob - talk fast: g=9.8m/s squared.
Posted by: byoolin | June 24, 2008 9:17 AM

Oh booylin, please don't join Mr. sunnydaze in explaining, scientifically, why something could or could not happen on a TV show. I can't even watch most TV with the old hubby for this reason. "Oh that's ridiculous, of course the whaddywhat would have dissipated by now, everyone knows that..."

Man, I need to slow down when I read, I thought Nate Dogg was arrested for erotic and threatening behavior. Kinda like Gary Coleman wrestling the taco?

Memo to guest blogger Michael Corones:

You can usually lick the whisk just after you've used it.

The waffle iron, not so much.

You can usually lick the whisk just after you've used it.

The waffle iron, not so much.

Posted by: byoolin bought a 75-year-old waffle iron for $3 and it works like a charm! | June 24, 2008 9:26 AM

Why, does it tend to heat up your tongue-stud?

sunnyd, I almost never quibble with the flawed science in movies or tv series. I figure if the universe in which the characters exist can put *that* slob with *that* sweet young thing, its physical laws must be similarly incomprehensible.

That said, the whaddywhat *would* have dissipated.

Why, does it tend to heat up your tongue-stud?

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 9:29 AM

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Yes, it does heat up my tongue. And thanks for calling me "stud."

Byoolin, that wasn't the vocative case, just hyphenated usage (referring to tongue-piercing jewelry).

Didn't Jessica Simpson join John Mayer on tour so they can "quality time"? and look how well that turned out.

Doesn't Ashley Dupree look a little like the mid-80's Boy George?

Why is it creepy for Cowell to give Randy a sword? Simon is British...he probably pulled it out of a rock somewhere.

Well, ep beat me to the punch about Ashley Dupre. And she's not even "speaking," she's writing on her MySpace blog, so we don't even know if it's her. How long before she changes her name again?

Well, if Paula's gift to Randy is a copy of "Forever Your Girl," Simon's gift won't seem so odd. Anyway, Simon was just jelus [sic] that Becks, Cruise, and Smith were having all the swordplay. (Psst, Simon: Paula's a GIRL.)

"Don Imus gobbles" makes me laugh, because that's some wattle he's sporting. I can't look at his neck without thinking about making turkey soup.

its nice when liz is not here, ther are no posts abouut my girl lilo and her awsum mom, dina! liz is just biassed against the lohans.

When told he had a pending legal issue, Boy George reportedly responded, "Give me ti-ime. Tooooo realiiiiiize my criiiime."

I love that word - "wattle." It reminds me of Ally McBeal when Fish was attracted to Janet Reno because of hers.

So Amy Winehouse doesn't have emphysema, she's just smoked too much fine Colombian blow.
...You know what? Let's stick with emphysema, that's a better story.
To byoolin: Well, if you consider that neurons can conduct at up to 120 meters per second, and terminal velocity of a skydiver is 55 m/s, and...carry the two...hmmm...either Bob is jumping off the Sears Tower, or this is going to be a very brief series.

This is the wattle, the emblem of our land/
You can put it in a bottle, or hold it in your hand/
Amen.

Can someone explain the Babe Ruth story? I've read it twice; I just don't get it.

Because The Babe gave a baseball bat to a Broadway babe whose husband produced, "No, No Nanette," the Boston Red Sox were cursed? (The real curse is that hundreds of people have had to sit through "No, No Nanette.")

I'm glad you're all enjoying the word "wattle" (though I confess that I borrowed the neck/soup line from Erma Bombeck).

speaking of the lohans, did anyone watch the dina and denise shows on E this weekend? any recaps?

(Hey, Groovis of the Maximii, I'm hoping that soon Liz has an item about Dee-Lite, so you can post as "Groovis in the Heart.")

It is possible to have your wattles lifted quite easily via surgery. Who's up for a wattle lift? Imus is first in line.

Now getting your waffles lifted is a different story.

All this talk of wattles and waffles makes me wonder what I waddled into.

Byoolin, that wasn't the vocative case, just hyphenated usage (referring to tongue-piercing jewelry).

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 9:39 AM

byoolin is our smartiest poster, he was making a funny. Try to keep up.

can we not talk about wafles? i haven't had my brakefest yet!

LOL

:)

luvlinsey, for the love of god, LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!!!!!

luvlinsey, Spell-check is your friend. Embrace it.

I don't know if Ashley Dupree likes waffles, but I am sure she has been pancaked quite a few times.

Not to be too harsh on the substitute, but dude, the Babe Ruth and lost tribe stories do not make the Celebritology cut. Tenuously tying a story to a bad Richard Dreyfuss movie (I know, that's a redundancy) doesn't make it a celebrity story. C'mon, Lilo must have done something noteworthy yesterday.

Oh, leave luvlinsey alone. She's was just making a funny, too.

QUIT SPELLING MY NAME WRONG

I'm sure the sword was Simon's suggestion to Randy about what he can do with "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow."

To all you luvlinsey spell-checkers out there:

Relax, take a deep breath and repeat after me: "luvlinsey = satire." Thank you, carry on.

Tenuously tying a story to a bad Richard Dreyfuss movie (I know, that's a redundancy)

You didn't like "What About Bob?"

Good satire doesn't need to be explained.

Let's help out Mr. Corones, shall we?

BREAKING NEWS--THIS JUST IN!

Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat) has been invited to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. After accepting, he immediately withdrew himself from consideration for next year's Oscars.

I know satire, satire is my friend of mine, luvlinsey is not satire. Satire is funny and ironic, luvlinsey is neither of these.

Hey, if you're gonna rag on one of our regulars (or in luvlinsey's case, perhaps several regulars), please post under a consistent name so we can recognize and fully appreciate your wit and charm.

Good god, I missed the admission of Borat. I was too shocked they let Diablo Cody in. After all her dissing of the establishment and being "used" for promotional purposes, I could not figure out why they would let someone like her in.

u guyz r being mean. i was trying to be part of the gang 2day and stuf, but u guyz r just cliquckey. geez louieze, i was just talking about wafles!

Waffles = ?

Luvlinsey, you should be proud, you are being defended! td is your knight in shining armor!

I'm with td. If you're going to make fun of luvlinsey, (who isn't me today), at least use a name.

I'm surprised there was no mention of "the Corey's" recent claim of being molested when they were younger.

Does anyone watch their show?? (Figured I'd ask since people watch Denise and Dina.)

Luvlinsey - I'm as much of a fan as the next person...but, having a TTT at home - I can say with some confidence that TTTs don't say "Geez, Louise."

Waffles = ?

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 10:49 AM

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A waffle is a light batter cake cooked in a waffle iron patterned to give a distinctive and characteristic shape. Often eaten for breakfast.

M Street, you are so literal. Waffles have got to be a Lizard euphemism for something else here. It's a rule.

luvlinsey's right: all this waffle-talk makes a person hungry.

Romance and funny! Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on a rich dating site " ***Su garMin gle. c o m " I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

thaynks every1 for suporting me agaynst all the meaniez!

lets all go get wafles!

:)

:)

:P

It's not the waffles you want, I bet it's really just the syrup.

Sometimes a waffle is just a waffle.

Ok, I've been lurking this morning, but until luvlinsey learns how to write english, I will not take her, him, it seriously. Mock away. I do agree that luvlinsey is definately not satire. Hell he, she, it can't even spell it, but I also agree with td, if you're gonna, I believe we call it "harsh the snark" of a regular poster, use your freakin' name.

Stop with all the waffle talk, all I had was yogurt (prerequisite for this crowd) and a day old bagel. My office just happens to be across the street from a cafe that makes the best Belgian waffles.

Why can't we decide if we like luvlinsey or not, what's with all the waffling?

Groovis M, you're dead-on about the Boy George resemblance. Creepy!

one vote for liking luvlinsey

Syrup? No way! Proper Belgian waffles have this sort of crispy, caramelized sugar on the outside. Now THAT is some street food. Take that, nasty Lucky Dogs. (I would never buy food from Ignatius Reilly, even proper Belgian waffles.)

Surely some celebrity somewhere did something stupid today. Who died? Didn't anyone die? Honestly...

Didn't anyone die?

Don't worry, someone will die soon. Death doesn't take a holiday, except in that play.

Why can't we decide if we like luvlinsey or not, what's with all the waffling?

Posted by: Dorkus of the Maximii, apologizing to all | June 24, 2008 11:16 AM

i like reading luvlinsey's take on celebritology as well.

I give luvlinsey points for at least being consistent. Although I now have a hard time remembering the correct way to spell jealous.

luvlinsey's okay in my book. And I think of its posts as parody, occasionally edging into satire.

RCR, thank you for your 11:11. I tried to post the exact same sentence at about the same time and it wouldn't post.

The Ashley Dupre story on People.com links to this Pulitzer contender:

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Jamie Lynn's Baby Has Full Head of Hair, Daddy's Toes
By Mark Lambert

Maddie Briann entered the world with a full head of hair, her daddy's toes and the world's most famous aunt waiting just outside the door. . . .
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And I thought Us magazine had the worst writers; clearly I was mistaken.

i like reading luvlinsey's take on celebritology as well.

Posted by: epony | June 24, 2008 11:24 AM

That's just it, she has no take on celebritology except to defend that awful lohan clan. She isn't funny (intentionally anyway) or insightful or ironic. If someone is writing this as satire as someone else seems to think, its piss poor at best.

can we go back to talking about speedos and david beckham?

It's not satire. It's a one note schtick that stopped being funny before the sound of that first note faded.

This is pretty funny....who would believe this guy? It's all a little bit Godfather III.....
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NEW YORK (AP) -- An Italian businessman who has been romantically linked to movie star Anne Hathaway has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges, Manhattan prosecutors said Tuesday.

Raffaello Follieri, who was awaiting an appearance in Manhattan federal court, is accused of falsely telling an investor that the Vatican had appointed him to manage its financial affairs.

He allegedly claimed that, as a result of his Vatican connections, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.

i like reading luvlinsey's take on celebritology as well.

Posted by: epony | June 24, 2008 11:24 AM

That's just it, she has no take on celebritology except to defend that awful lohan clan. She isn't funny (intentionally anyway) or insightful or ironic. If someone is writing this as satire as someone else seems to think, its piss poor at best.

Posted by: my name here | June 24, 2008 11:30 AM

I think you are taking this way too seriously.

What's with all the anonymous posters here? Are these people from those other blogs that Sasquatch stirred up a few days ago?

(raises hand)

My name is HR Girl and I am a celebritology-holic. This is my first post, however, you have been helping me waste hours of my time for about a year now. Keep it up!

That's just it, she has no take on celebritology except to defend that awful lohan clan. She isn't funny (intentionally anyway) or insightful or ironic.

Posted by: my name here | June 24, 2008 11:30 AM

u r just a mean persun. and i dont thynk u r funny or anythygng either! and dina and linsey are awsum so u can just go away, bc no 1 likes u.

Differentiation of the vocative case. Damn! I haven't read or heard anything of the vocative case since.....since......wow!

Will anyone step up to using the dative and ablative cases?

Frateres Dorkorum, you're up!

My name is HR Girl and I am a celebritology-holic. This is my first post, however, you have been helping me waste hours of my time for about a year now. Keep it up!

Posted by: HR Girl | June 24, 2008 11:49 AM

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Celebritology....now with 30% more procrastination

speaking of ashley dupre:

how come there hasn't been any news on the eliot spitzer front? is hilda still staying by his side? has he had any 'splainin' to do? are his clothes on the lawn yet? why is he getting so much privacy??

Aw, did I hurt wuvwinsey's feewings?

RE: What's with all the anonymous posters here? Are these people from those other blogs that Sasquatch stirred up a few days ago?

Nah, they just got the scent of crisply baking waffles and decided to drop by.

I'll have mine with berries, thankyouverymuch.

Didn't we prove that byoolin was luvlinsey in last Friday's chat. Like all SNL punch lines, its funny at first but then gets lame after being repeated over and over.

Just for atb, a "celebrities being stupid" comment. (Stories all at imdb.com.)

Katherine Heigl, please call: "Actress Olivia Thirlby is considering boycotting new movie Pineapple Express after she was fired from the film."
Thirlby says, "I don't know if I'm going to see it."

Then it will be Jada's turn to act: Will Smith says he has warned Jada that if he gives in to her demand that he take some time off from acting, "She might need to be prepared to have lots of sex."

Lassie, come home (but only if cuffs match collar): Paris Hilton says that story about her being told she couldn't buy a puppy last week is untrue. She says on her blog that "I wasn't looking for a new pet.... [I]t is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would 'go with my outfit.'

Keira Knightley, please call: Someone named Billie Piper is worried that her role as a hooker on the British tv show "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" will hurt her American movie career. WENN quoted her as saying, "Someone said to me the other day, 'What A-list stars get their [one of the seven words you can't say on tv] out?' And then I started thinking, 'Oh my God, what have I done? I've ruined my future career!'"

Sas, give me a minute to get the Dust off of my Wheelock's.

atb asks:

"Who died? Didn't anyone die? Honestly..."

I take it that you're bored.
You have to learn how to amuse yourself.

luvlinsey, you get a pony and a waffle from me, tongue-stud or no tongue, stud.

yo anonymous posting fatties, carm down!

live and let luv!

Dingleberries and waffles. yum!

Go, Maximus!!!!

I had two gluten free waffles w/real maple syrup this a.m. They were delicious.

luvlinsey has her place, as do we all. However, she (or he) does not qualify as a satirist.

RE: Babe Ruth's bat, the curse, No No Nanette, etc., perhaps our guest Celebritologist is a baseball fan and was just trying to insert the greatest game ever into the Morning Mix. I agree, it was a stretch (and here's the pitch...) but after all, he's the relief pitcher and if that's part of his repertoire...I say, let the game continue. Play ball!

Uhh, Curmudgeon, the flinty people who inhabit Northern New England would never serve waffles and dingleberries as separate menu items. They would combine them into dingleberry waffles...with real maple syrup, of course.

And for dinner dessert, they'd have Moose Turd Pie.

Good, though.

Uhh, Curmudgeon, the flinty people who inhabit Northern New England would never serve waffles and dingleberries as separate menu items. They would combine them into dingleberry waffles...with real maple syrup, of course.

And for dinner dessert, they'd have Moose Turd Pie.

Good, though.

YAY! Random usage of the word dingleberries today!
I may have to become a regular too.

Larry King's wife checks into rehab.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208489,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Amy Winehouse smoking after being released from hospital.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208457,00.html

Hockey Star Sean Avery (who?) poses shirtless

http://offtherack.people.com/2008/06/24/hockey-star-sean-avery-from-vogue-intern-to-guest-editor/

Apparently I've been posting too much, since my name is being copped in that 11:24 post. Wasn't me.

I'm in the Ignore Luvlinsey Camp. Although the Alec Baldwin drive by last week was kind of funny.

Ashlee Dupree, please check your watch. Your fifteen minutes was up over an hour ago.

Whew!

"The flinty people who inhabit Northern New England" must be very tough cookies all right.

Is a Moose Turd Pie anything like a Moon Pie (only with maple syrup)?

Didn't Kid Rock get into a kerfuffle with someone at a Waffle House not too long ago?

byoolin having been outed as luvlinsey, gave a pony to Sasquatch.

So, Simon gave Randy a sword, did he.

Does anyone know if Tom, Will, and David asked Randy to come play sword-wielding with them yet?

The Speedo suit lifts Beck's waffles very nicely.

What did Ryan give Randy?

All this talk of wattles and waffles makes me wonder what I waddled into.

Posted by: Dorkus Maximus | June 24, 2008 10:15 AM

Don't you waggle your dingleberries at me!

I would just like to point out that this might be the most overly-educated gossip blog on the interwebs.

What did Ryan give Randy?

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 12:08 PM

Maybe they are going to get boyzillians together.

Didn't Kid Rock get into a kerfuffle with someone at a Waffle House not too long ago?

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 12:04 PM
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Yes he did, right near where I live in the metro Atlanta area. He then visited a Waffle House prior to greet fans prior to a performance at a local arena. I wish I didn't know all that.

Amo
Amas
Amat

Amamus
Amatis
Amant

Paucīs minuta Dorkus faciet -

In a few minutes, Dorkus will do it

Question: Was byoolin really luvlinsey? Or was that a joke? What about the p**y talk? (see rachelt & byoolin's previous posts)
Is it a case of the cat's away (or in this case Liz) so the mice (or in this case Lizards) will play??

Latin's a dead language,
It's plain enough to see.
It killed off all the Romans
And now it's killing me.

(from my high school Latin class, circa the good old days)

my bad, byoolin wasn't handing out those which must not be named. it was dorkus.

Methinks, see yesterday's posts. We're trotting out the pony this week since we've got the run of the place. Now, who's turn is it to follow the pony around with the pitchfork today?

Whoever keeps saying that byoolin is luvlinsey does so anonymously. _Somebody_ is trying to start a rumor.

Ick. Whose, not who's.

What, no comment on the fact that Carla Bruni rushed ahead of her husband (y'know, the President of France) onto their plane when gunshots were fired?

Dum Liz est absentis , minimus equus fama coepi

Hockey Star Sean Avery poses shirtless

http://offtherack.people.com/2008/06/24/hockey-star-sean-avery-from-vogue-intern-to-guest-editor/

Posted by: Celeb News | June 24, 2008 12:01 PM

melikey melikey

Ah, thanks for the pony clarification, epony. I like this rule.

Well, since my wattle comment somehow begat the waffle talk, you all can blame me for the food comments. (Nice dingleberries connection, btw.)

Until I saw the movie "Tin Cup" I had never seen a Waffle House. After that, I had to find the nearest one.

There is no way byoolin is luvlinsey. Come ON.

Semper ubi sub ubi.

Ah Dorkus - how perfect. We don't have to say p**y anymore. Now it's a "minimus equus."

Semper ubi sub ubi.

Posted by: td also welcomes hr girl | June 24, 2008 12:29 PM

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This is always good advice.

Semper ubi sub ubi - I guess Britney and Lindsay never studied Latin.....

Is following the pony around with a pitchfork anything like the clowns at the circus following the elephants with huge shovels?

My job is like that . . .

My fingers are itching to correct all the Latin.

I come here for the snark, not to be reminded of my teaching days.

The first time I saw a Waffle House was in Little Rock. Friends of ours had a 120-pound rottweiler whose ears would perk up when you said the restaurant's name in front of him.

You've never seen a smile until you've seen a a Waffle House smile on a dog with a head the size of a barrel.

Keira Knightley, please call: Someone named Billie Piper is worried that her role as a hooker on the British tv show "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" will hurt her American movie career. WENN quoted her as saying, "Someone said to me the other day, 'What A-list stars get their [one of the seven words you can't say on tv] out?' And then I started thinking, 'Oh my God, what have I done? I've ruined my future career!'"

Posted by: byoolin | June 24, 2008 11:54 AM

Hey, don't knock Billie Piper. As a Dr Who fan I have to defend her.

Anne Hathaway's ex (at least hopefully) is really shady. Didn't he get arrested not that long ago for bouncing a $250,000. Who does that.

You've never seen a smile until you've seen a Waffle House smile on a dog with a head the size of a barrel.

Comment of the Week!

luvlinsey is a one-trick pony.

Someone had to say it...

Byoolin recalls:

"You've never seen a smile until you've seen a a Waffle House smile on a dog with a head the size of a barrel."

You know that life is good when your pets smile at you....especially your pet pony.

For Curmudgeon, the Utah Phillips routine Moose Turd Pie. Good, though!

http://www.utahphillips.org/stuff/mooseturdpie.mp3

I've concluded that lulinsey ain't a person; luvlinsey is a condition. As in,
"Yew ain't gettin' a pony cuz yew don' luvlinsey enuff."

11:25 wasn't me. I don't even know who that fake methinks was talking about. Some guy named Sean?...oh, a hockey player. Not my type.

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Sorry...those were leftovers from yesterday.

I just realized that I wasn't the instigator of the waffle talk after all. It was our guest blogger, Michael Corones. (See what you've done, Michael?)

I would love to name a dog Waffle. "C'mon, Waffle! Here, boy!" Though I fear he then would hestitate when making decisions.

Sasquatch,

thanks for the reference. But there's one thing: is it the routine that's good or the Moose Turd Pie?

(I suspect that Sasquatch moms buy loaves of Moose Turd Pie the same way that regular moms buy Wonder Bread.)

By the way, Mouse, go ahead and correct the Latin. It'll be fun remembering Sister Agnes Therese.

I had a dog named "Waffles" growing up. She was a Border Collie, and loved to play football with the neighborhood kid. She knew enough to knock down whichever kid escaped from the herd with the football. Baseball confused and annoyed her, though.

I love how Anniston is still up there...

And I took Latin. 4 years of it. Barely (and I do mean barely) passed that NY State Regents Exam in 1990. It's fun to pull things out of nowhere while watching Jeopardy.

And Avery for a split second or two was linked to Barbara Bush (the twin obviously). If the Post website wasn't so slow, I'd look up the refernce...

Hockey Star Sean Avery poses shirtless

http://offtherack.people.com/2008/06/24/hockey-star-sean-avery-from-vogue-intern-to-guest-editor/

Posted by: Celeb News | June 24, 2008 12:01 PM

the beckham shots were hotter. but he's not bad.

I swear I had a My Little Pony with sparkly dingleberries on its butt.

If there wasn't one, there should have been.

Troiana lacerta matribus contumeliosis tradita, pax restituta est.

(After the Trojan Lizard was delivered to the mean mommies, peace was restored.)

Ablative (absolute) and dative case.

Now I can go back to ignoring my work.

Back when I took Latin, whenever I was asked what case a word was, I would always answer ablative absolute. I was wrong a lot, but every now and then I was right and that made me feel smart.

Celebritology - The internet's finest source of gossip and commentary posted completely in Latin!

And people complain that the Post is all liberal-elitist.

Dorkus, I believe ablative absolute was a construction more comparable to English's disjunctive phrase. Is this correct, Mouse?

Why do I even remember this stuff (ablative absolute)? I need an intervention, fast!

Hockey Star Sean Avery poses shirtless

Posted by: Celeb News | June 24, 2008 12:01 PM

so i took a look - not craig-worthy, but i could place him as an alternate on my kitchen slip list or whatever you call it!

What did Ryan give Randy?

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 12:08 PM
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Ryan took the sword of course.

I would love to name a dog Waffle. "C'mon, Waffle! Here, boy!" Though I fear he then would hestitate when making decisions.

Posted by: td did not mean to presume his own guilt | June 24, 2008 1:00 PM
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As opposed to their usual razor sharp decision making? My fear would be that in the middle of taking a 4 hour nap in the middle of his busy day someone would try to eat the waffle laying on the floor.

Answering Latin questions on Celebritology should count towards my workload for the day, right? (Am graduate student, should be reading an epic right now.)

Ablative absolute is a construction comprised of a noun and participle (with various possible additions and some exceptions) in the ablative case. It is called "absolute" because it does not depend grammatically on the rest of the sentence.

So, um, do we have a Brangelina-equivalent name for Aniston and Mayer? Or is it expected to be too short-lived to merit the effort?

Aniston + Mayer = Animay - a cartoonish work of fiction

mouse, absolutely hanging out here should qualify for some sort of credit. Also, for an epic, check out the Clay Aiken day edition of Celebritology.

Farmhand, the usual phrasing for what you call "plac[ing] him as an alternate on my kitchen slip list" when discussing hockey players is "he can crash my crease anytime."

"Animay" is a definite winner.

mouse, absolutely hanging out here should qualify for some sort of credit. Also, for an epic, check out the Clay Aiken day edition of Celebritology.

Farmhand, the usual phrasing for what you call "plac[ing] him as an alternate on my kitchen slip list" when discussing hockey players is "he can crash my crease anytime."

Posted by: byoolin | June 24, 2008 1:51 PM

i'm sure that clay geigh-ken has sean avery on his crease list.

HA!

snort.

Maniston should be in the running, too.

The most recent addition to the Unabashed Glossary of Terms:

"Troiana lacerta matribus contumeliosis tradita, pax restituta est." - breaking news announcement from the Lizard Post Organizer

There are no Waffle House restaurants here in New England!

Moose Tracks ice cream is delicious. I think it's a slightly different recipe than Moose Turd Pie, though.

Re the overeducated Lizards - some months ago it was established that a very high percentage of posters are lawyers. Explains a lot.

What, no comment on the fact that Carla Bruni rushed ahead of her husband (y'know, the President of France) onto their plane when gunshots were fired?

Posted by: Californian | June 24, 2008 12:22 PM

LADIES first, LADIES first!

At my house, we (you know, me and my pony) just like to SAY "waffle". It's fun to say it really fast. Waffle!

BTW, I just reviewed the material Ashley Dupreeeee posted on her site.

Then, I realized that the only conversation she and Eliot Spitzer may have was Mr Sptizer saying, "shut up and get to work."

Ms Ashley Dupreeeeeee is no brain-i-ack.

I meant to say, where calling someone flinty is a compliment.

"LADIES first, LADIES first!" - Fruitfly

Carla Bruni is many things, but I would never call her a lady.

Amy Winehouse was told she'd need to be on oxygen UNTIL she gives up smoking crack. Somebody smoking crack probably shouldn't be smoking anything around an oxygen tank. So while she most likely needs oxygen, she probably shouldn't start O2 UNLESS she quits crack.

We have Latin phrases in the Celebritology glossary? A thousand times yes.
Matribus contumeliosis eunt domus! AGGHHH! ::is caught by grammatical centurion and corrected at whip-point::

By the way, I think that we need a crack team of Grammar Centurions to deal with the TTTs when they show themselves.

Just stopping by to take advantage of free pony week.

Man if only there was a week when you could get a free pony.

Wow. I've arrived. I've had my first imposter posting. This was not me, by the way.

Hint: I'm capable of using my SHIFT key. And puctuation.

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one vote for liking luvlinsey

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | June 24, 2008 11:19 AM

I am a bit perplexed with the Clooney darcom premise as well. If the whole series is premised as a man explaining his life in flashbacks, then that's the premise. The fact that he's jumping off the building is only salient in that we'll know he'll be dead at the end of the series.

Or, like bawler said, it'll be a three minute long series, depending on the height of the building and prevailing winds.

Animay definition, excellent.

Friend had a basset hound that was always underfoot named "Dammit". "Come here, Dammit!" "Out of the way, Dammit!" Scandalized the neighborhood (poor doggie!) until they found out it was the dog's name.

My favorite latin: sic bicuitus disintegrat

Can someone of you Latinologists tell me if it's legitimate?

Also, second on Maniston and AniMay. I'm inclined towards the latter just because Maniston sounds like the "Rachel" hairstyle, but given to a guy.

Ashley Dupre is speaking out "for the first time." I wonder what her definition of "first" is.

BREAKING NEWS--

Amy Winehouse leaves hospital and smokes her first cigarette.

In other news, Larry King lines up guests for her post mortem show.

Michael Corones, I'm a secret fan of Top Chef and I don't even know what half the food is. "I created an etoufee of caramelized poupon spears with a hint of gravendish pepper leaves."

If I got served one of their dishes, I wouldn't know whether to eat it, plant it, or feed it to my cat.

MoCoSnarky, that's a pretty close celebrity death match horse race between Amy Winehouse and Larry King. A third person may be needed to do the post mortems for both of them.

We need to check Ashley DuPree's "My Space" page to see if she has any comments on the BREAKING NEWS that Christie Brinkley's husband paid his teenage mistress $300 K to keep her mouth shut.

yum! gravendish pepper leaves! my favorite, especially mixed into waffle batter with a generous handful of dingleberries.

I vote for AniMay over Maniston, too.

Re: Top Chef dishes - I always imagine Uncle Fester saying "it needs more acid." And does Tom C. remind you a little of Uncle Fester?

We know what Ashley's definition of "number nine" is . . .

in other breaking news: Britney Spears awarded overnight visits with her kids?!

Heather Locklear in Treatment

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208453,00.html

Larry King will survive us all. It will just be Larry King and the cockroaches.

I'm a Top Chef fan too. I've learned so much from the show:

A "gastrique" is a reduced sauce of some sort.
Yuzu is the hottest citrus fruit going around these days.
Pork belly is edible, especially if you crisp up the skin.
Crispy skin = good.
Top Chef judges do not keep kosher.
Sun chokes are artichokes you and I can't afford.
And there is a member of the Glad Family of Products for every kitchen need.

Happy birthday, RoboCop! One-time Academy Award nominee Peter Weller is 61 today: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000693/

(No, he wasn't nominated for RoboCop, you silly lizard! Peter's sole Oscar nomination was for a live action short film.)

In other news, Larry King lines up guests for her post mortem show.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky, ace reporter | June 24, 2008 2:17 PM

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I presume that by "her" you meant Amy, not Mrs. Larry King, who People reported today has checked into rehab herself...
(http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208489,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines)

Gwammar Centuwions? Why do they titter so? Did I say something wisible?

Here are another couple of phrases for proofreading by our Latin Help Desk:

Non carborundum illegitimatus.
Cogito, ergo perfututum.

And there is a member of the Glad Family of Products for every kitchen need.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | June 24, 2008 2:32 PM
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That is hysterical! Bravo's product placement goes so over the line it's not even the slightest bit subtle anymore. (At least TLC wisely decided to make Carmindy on "What Not to Wear" stop peddling Crest White Strips.)

Props to for the Tom Collichio/Uncle Fester separated-at-birth recognition, anon at 2:26 PM. Only Fester is way nicer.

Rachael Ray wins Emmy for best daytime talk show???????

MoCoSnarky, that's a pretty close celebrity death match horse race between Amy Winehouse and Larry King. A third person may be needed to do the post mortems for both of them.

Posted by: £££ | June 24, 2008 2:23 PM

How about Dr. Cyril Wecht, pathologist to the stars?

re: sic biscuitus disintegrat.

All but the first word are back-formations from English. Even dragged out the big dictionary to see if they occur even once in recorded literature (i.e., if they are hapax legomena--just to throw in some overpriced vocabulary).

"Disintegrat" looks very Latin, but would probably be "dissolvit." The English "biscuit" is French for "twice-cooked." The most literal rendering of it back into Latin would be "biscoctus."

(I looked up "cake" for a potential alternative; the Latin is "placenta." Which just doesn't work.)

(I looked up "cake" for a potential alternative; the Latin is "placenta." Which just doesn't work.)

Posted by: mouse | June 24, 2008 2:43 PM

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That's taking "bun in the oven" a bit too far!

Is it just me, or is Pacman Jones over the line in self-parody these days? First he wants to drop his nickname and be known only as "Adam" or "Mr. Jones" and now he's going to pray for Don Imus. I'm...speechless.

In the spirit of early posters:
Shaq, shut up.

Thank you for the clarification, mouse. I confess myself disappointed. Was going to use it in a script, but no more!

Non carborundum illegitimatus.
Cogito, ergo perfututum.

First one's a joke phrase for "Don't let the b@st@rds get you down."

The second one is pretty close to real and perfect. "Perfututum" should end with "-us" for a man or "-a" for a woman. (One could add "sum" to the end, though Romans were quick to drop out "to be" verbs.) The translation is a little stronger than this, but is approximately, "I think, therefore I'm thoroughly screwed."

Is it true that there are Glad (TM) products for sexual intercourse? I suppose Eliot Spitzer would refuse to use them no matter how attractive and sanitary they were.

Possum - I think you are confused. No Glad (TM) products like these exist...but perhaps there is something in the GLAAD family of products.

I think "sic biscuitus disintegrat" has its place alongside things like "semper ubi sub ubi," so you might be able to use it. It is entirely possible that this Latin nerd may now substitute it for the English version. (I have a 5-year-old. It gets said.)

Thanks for the proofreading, mouse.

possum, I can't imagine using Glad brand prophylactics, if only because it would be nerve-wracking to get jiggy with The Man From Glad standing there, watching over one's shoulder.

The Man from Glad wore a white trenchcoat - now we know why....

Don't worry, Byoolin, I'm sure you can handle it.

The Man From Glad is too busy getting it on with Erica. She's "chilly" and "economical."

Today on Celebritology: Kitchen Lists!

Our guests are Tom Collichio, Ashley Dupre, Rachel Ray, and Larry King.

We'll be speaking only in Latin, preparing for our lizard audience a vast array of dingleberry waffles, buns, and cakes, and showing you how to make your party complete with wine "spitzers."

Brought to you by Waffle House and the entire Glad family of products.

Join us, won't you?

The Man from Glad's Kitchen pass list:

Mrs. Butterworth
Aunt Jemima
Betty Crocker
Mr. Clean

Don't worry, Byoolin, I'm sure you can handle it.

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 3:11 PM

Byoolin, when are you gonna post the pic of you in your speedo? are you more like the hockey player or beckham?

Can someone explain the pony references?

The Man from Glad's Kitchen pass list: Don't forget, nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!

The reason Ashley Dupre' has not spoken publicly before now is that she's a polite person. She doesn't talk with her mouth full.

The Man From Glad is equal opportunity? Verbum!

The reason Ashley Dupre' has not spoken publicly before now is that she's a polite person. She doesn't talk with her mouth full.

Posted by: Sasquatch | June 24, 2008 3:25 PM

Or maybe she burned her tongue-stud on the waffle iron?

Now I'm thinking that The Man From Glad might like to take a trip in the Trojan Lizard and visit Ashley Dupreeee once she swallows.

The Man From Glad might switch hit, but even he was turned off by the Brawny Guy's back hair. He was so traumatized, he thought nothing of putting Betty Crocker's cake into his GladWare® container.

Re: Mrs. King going to rehab. If I were married to Larry, I would do drugs too. And they couldn't get me to quit until the ink was dry on the divorce papers.

G.M. writes:
"The Man from Glad's Kitchen pass list:

Mrs. Butterworth
Aunt Jemima
Betty Crocker
Mr. Clean"

What about Mrs. Paul, Sara Lee, Aunt Nellie, Uncle Ben, Bob Evans, the Gorton's Fisherman, Duncan Hines, and Jimmy Dean? Not to mention Chef Boyardee the Frito Bandito and that Hawaiian Punch Hooligan.

I can tell you that Paul Newman is too classy to be on The Man from Glad's Kitchen Pass List.

Hey! How 'bout a nice Hawaiian punch?

Not the Gorton's Fisherman, He's been too busy up in Gloucester helping out with that teenaged pregnancy pact.

Its only Tuesday and we've brought back pony references and speaking in latin. I'm almost afraid of what's coming tomorrow. God forbid a BKD.

Is it a sign of the apocalypse that some violent video game is using a bastardized version of Shakespeare's Saint Crispin's Day speech to advertise? It sure feels like it.

(I've got Wimbledon on ESPN2 in the background and they keep running the ad).

MoCoSnarky writes:
"The Man From Glad might switch hit, but even he was turned off by the Brawny Guy's back hair. He was so traumatized, he thought nothing of putting Betty Crocker's cake into his GladWare® container."

Snarky, the Brawny Guy to whom you refer is now retired. He was commonly known as the "Porn Star," because he looked like a John Holmes after $250 of facial cosmetic surgery. I was going to write "cosmetic surgery," but figured you snarkers would think below the belt.

Anyway, when the new Brawny Guy, aka, Mister Metrosexual, was introduced, the Porn Star retired to a backwoods shack in the Cascades, where he dreams of editing Ted Kaczynski's Unabomber Manifesto and making it a NYT Best Seller.

Even John Waters refuses to return the Porn Star's phone calls.

Interestingly, no one seems to know the name of the Pron Star. Most people assume that it's Dick Johnson.

Byoolin, when are you gonna post the pic of you in your speedo? are you more like the hockey player or beckham?

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 3:24 PM

******

More like the hockey player: http://tinyurl.com/3zpqg4

From the Locklear link:

"For the complete story on the 46-year-old actress's battle with depression and anxiety - and how boyfriend Jack Wagner is supporting her - pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday"

Jack Wagner? As in her Melrose Place co-star? Really? How'd I miss that? (Must have actually been working that day).

There are no Waffle Shops in New England because the region is relatively civilized.

Besides, Sasquatch, New England is lousey with IHops.

. . . Mrs. Fields, Famous Amos, Joe Corbi, Mama Celeste . . .

Its only Tuesday and we've brought back pony references and speaking in latin. I'm almost afraid of what's coming tomorrow. God forbid a BKD.

Posted by: jake e. poo | June 24, 2008 3:44 PM

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Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[bonk!]

Ashley, they aren't interested in how well you talk.

Imus, shut up.

Hey, a theme.

Posted by: ep | June 24, 2008 9:03 AM

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Just want to say that no one want to actually *look* at desiccated, hairy Imus, either. He and Larry King need to be put into a walking mummy hall of fame. Ugh.

And this is what I get for actually working today. I check in at almost 4 PM and see there's been a waffle/wattle/Latin/ponyfest in my absence. Now I have to catch up!

If the polls are still open, I'm casting my vote for Animay (or AniMay). Anything starting with "man" in connection with John Mayer just seems too forceful.

Anon writes Byoolin:
"Don't worry, Byoolin, I'm sure you can handle it."

Unless we are talking about a single ta-, the above sentence is in error. What Byoolin handles so well usually come in pairs.

Besides, Sasquatch, New England is lousey with IHops.

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 3:53 PM

Not to mention a Dunkin' Donuts at practically every corner.

I'm having too much fun on this blog. How am I supposed to get any work done around here?

I have modified Byoo's words:

Lego et relego, ergo perfututum - I read and re-read so I'm perfectly screwed.

"Besides, Sasquatch, New England is lousey with IHops."

Remember my comment about New England being relatively civilized?

Never mind.

Now if those IHops were Tim Horton's, that would be another matter.

Besides, Sasquatch, New England is lousey with IHops.

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 3:53 PM

Not to mention a Dunkin' Donuts at practically every corner.

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 3:54 PM

And Carvel!!! Mmmm.

I always thought there were no Waffle Houses in New England because that's where they use real maple syrup.

"Cogito, ergo _____."

True dat.

In New England, they use REAL maple syrup on their dingleberry pancakes and Moose Turd pie.

I propose that we declare dingleberry waffles (not pancakes) and Moose Turd Pie the official brunch of the Celebri-lizard Olympic Team.

Flatus esse, ergo puteo!

Thinking about the Man from Glad's list....I really hope there's no Boy Scout popcorn or Girl Scout cookies in his kitchen.

I just visited Boston a couple of weeks ago and I thought the official food of New England was Dunkin Donuts. That crap is so bad that 99% of them have closed down here in the Midwest. How do guys eat those nasty things?

Or Little Debbie snack cakes.

The guy who popped The Man from Glad's cherry:

Orville Redenbacher

The guy who popped The Man from Glad's cherry:

Orville Redenbacher.

The Man from Glad's favorite snack:

The Pillsbury Doughboy's famous Dill Dough Buns.

For those of you who need an AFTERNOON SHOT OF NEWS

Things are not going well for Mariah and Nick, according to Life & Style: "Mariah's assistants and friends call him 'Whipped Nick' behind his back," the Mariah insider told Life & Style. "They have little respect for him because he won't stand up for himself."

In other news, E! Online reports that Speidi is in the midst of wedding plans. "Just got to get a nice $2 million diamond," Spencer said of his pre-wedding plans. That was just before Heidi reminded her best beau that her rock should really be worth a whole lot more. "It's $10 million now?" he asked.
Indeed, but Heidi was quick to show her social consciousness by interrupting, "But no blood diamond!"

I have to go to the grocery store after work, I don't know if I'll be able to get shop without snickering when I walk past the Glad products.

Did anyone else notice that the person Don Imus was talking to when he made his latest racist crack was DC's own Warner Wolf (son of one of the Three Stooges)?

I wanna see Dorkus be able to pass by the Pillsbury refrigerated dough without shielding his rear end.

Ok, this blog is invading my real life. I'm in my mail room (yes, I actually work sometimes) and I look up and there's a letter from...The Waffle House. Apparently they are one of our tenants.

Is Rosco's Chicken and Waffles real? That sounds good right about now.

On my kitchen list, everyone would be in love with me.

Oscar, where have you parked the Weinermobile?

More like the hockey player: http://tinyurl.com/3zpqg4

Posted by: byoolin | June 24, 2008 3:49 PM

is that really you byoolin?

Ok, this blog is invading my real life. I'm in my mail room (yes, I actually work sometimes) and I look up and there's a letter from...The Waffle House. Apparently they are one of our tenants.

Is Rosco's Chicken and Waffles real? That sounds good right about now.

Posted by: jake e. poo | June 24, 2008 4:15 PM

I hear ya -- I found a classmate from HS Latin class on Facebook today. Crazy irony.

Who eats the food at Dunkin Donuts? We go there for the coffee! No one does it better.

Yes, and real maple syrup on our waffles, which we make ourselves. We all have to take time off from work in late winter when the sap is running (not to be confused with NH Primary season - that's a different kind of sap, doing a different kind of running).

is that really you byoolin?

Posted by: dijana | June 24, 2008 4:21 PM

******

Yep!

The Man from Glad may wear a White Trenchcoat, but it won't save him from suspicion. We have our ways:
http://www.fwditon.com/fwd/view/2736

OMG, what it going on in here?
236 comments and it's not even BKD...

What is with all the latin? I think I am going to adopt "Cogito ergo perfututa" as my personal motto. Maybe I'll even draw up some sort of coat of arms...

Roscoe's is real, it's in LA. Chicken and waffles are almost as good as Cheetos and maybe slightly better for you.

Now all you people go back to work!

to New England:
Sure you go to Dunkin Donuts for the coffee - just like I go to McDonalds for the salad.

Sure you go to Dunkin Donuts for the coffee - just like I go to McDonalds for the salad.

Posted by: | June 24, 2008 4:29 PM

And subscribe to Playboy for the articles.

I have an IDEER:

We ask Paul the Producer to replace the picture of Liz with a picture of a pony...at least while she's gone.

is that really you byoolin?

Posted by: dijana | June 24, 2008 4:21 PM

******

Yep!

Posted by: byoolin | June 24, 2008 4:26 PM

well put up a pic in your speedo!

I used to subscribe to Hustler for the articles, but all those scratch 'n sniff drop cards got to be too much.

If we can't find a good pony pic, we put up the pic of Byoolin proving the Darwin's theory by taking a shift without a helmet.

Hey Byool, where the puck was the pic taken?

I saw part of a Bobby Flay episode with chicken and waffles. I had never heard of the combination before. My partner, a southern gal, assures me it's part of the comfort food tradition.

Well, my dingleberries are snugly wrapped up in a lovely Glad zipper bag. Now if we could only do the same to Rachel Ray's mouth.

No fair, sunnydaze! I just got here. I've been working all day. Now I'm struggling to catch up and not get the munchies. (At least I've sworn off the cheddar jalapeno Cheetos after that unfortunate incident last week.)

another new line item for the Unabashed . . . "

"Cogito ergo perfututa" - the official motto of the Celebrity Universe

Yeah, and like I read Celebritology for the gossip

OK, alex can stay, and since she and I need to be entertained, everyone else can stay too. I hereby grant you all the rest of the day off, with pay. Please just send your payroll questions to my PO box.

alex, don't give up on the cheddar jalapeno cheetos, just exercise some self restraint, and maybe have a coke or ginger ale or something nearby to settle the tummy.

Since we are back on the pony thing, I am told that when I was a toddler, my grandpa got a pony for all four grandkids to share. Unfortunately, it threw one of my cousins and kicked one of my uncles and mysteriously disappeared...that is not the kind of pony that I want.

Curmud, you mean you subscribe for the pix?

So sorry to bring this up, but ever since byoolin said he looked like he was 8 months pregnant, this is the horrifying visual I've been carrying. So, please, for the love of all that is holy, no Speedos.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/03/28/2008-03-28_man_who_was_formerly_a_woman_claims_to_b.html

Maybe we could play pony with Ashley Dupre'. Anybody got a saddle? Boots? Spurs? Riding crops?

Curmud, you mean you subscribe for the pix?

Posted by: Sasquatch | June 24, 2008 4:47 PM

duh!

ok, everyone into the Wienermobile.

We're taking another unadvised road trip, this time to Ashley Dupreeeee's house.

So sorry to bring this up, but ever since byoolin said he looked like he was 8 months pregnant, this is the horrifying visual I've been carrying. So, please, for the love of all that is holy, no Speedos.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/03/28/2008-03-28_man_who_was_formerly_a_woman_claims_to_b.html

Posted by: alex has gone blind | June 24, 2008 4:48 PM

didnt you see the pic of byoolin? he posted a link!

If thats really you, Boo, GO RED WINGS! :)

Speidi doesn't even know what a blood diamond is. It probably thinks it means it's a red diamond.

Who bounces a $25,000 check? Who ACCEPTS a $25,000 check. Cashiers check, anyone?

I didn't know luvlinsey played hockey!

How many ponies could someone get for $25K?

If they're ponies like the one my parents bought (Ponies 4 sale! Cheap!), 25K would get you 555 ponies, plus another half pony.

Who gets the half pony?

Wow! Great!

Someone cut a check and let's go get us some PONIES!

The great dirty Latin poet provides appropriate Latin phrases for use in Celebritology:

Scorti Diligis: Amy Winehouse.
Cinaede: What Clay may or may not be.
Puella Defututa: Lilo.

Is there something in the Celebrity Brand water? Steve Guttenberg is sparring with paparazzi now? Surfer dudes and now Guttenberg? Any bets on which of the Golden Girls gets into it with a photog next?

Those Latin people. It's like they've got a different word for everything!

Lizards,
You've made my day!

Don't forget the Latin favorite "Oh, Four Tuna:" http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/573205/

I wouldn't meet Bea Arthur in a dark alley.

luvlinsey and impersonators are beginning to spell like Nigerian 419 scammers. Send me money and I'll investigate.

Is that like sending our payroll questions to sunnydaze?

I'll just write a check for $250,000. (In the mail now.)

Thanks, alex.

We can cash the check at that same bank that guy did and then go pony shopping.

Dorkus Maximus, props on the Monty Python reference.

I ain't spending my bit on ponies. I'm thinking Mercedes and Donzi.

I thought we agreed on Heincer.

Take the check directly to the Mercedes dealership. Curmudgeon, sunnydaze, and I (but surely not the cops) will be waiting for you out front.

Can you even get a used Donzi for that? Oh, maybe you meant a donkey?

If you do go to Ashley Dupreeee's house, make sure to bring lots of hand sanitizer. We don't want you bringing her cooties back here.

Liz is gonna come back and NOT be happy with what happened to blog. We gotta remember to clean it up on Friday.

Although, Latin. C'mon, no other blog is this cool.

I made the mistake of wandering over to the article on McCain's visit to California and actually reading some of the comments.

I got very scared and came back over here.

Ponies and and an appreciation for Latin--this is the place for me.

Thus far....

Hey Byool, where the puck was the pic taken?

Posted by: Sasquatch | June 24, 2008 4:35 PM

****

That picture was taken at Art Thompson Arena in Pickering, Ontario. Hard, fast ice in the winter, but soft and slushy in the summer, when this was taken. Some nights there would even be - no kidding - fog.

There's a place about a block away that serves a large order of nachos in one of those big pans you roast a turkey in.

Good times.

Wow, I mostly lurk but I'm really sorry that right now I can't access a computer during the day very easily. Everyone else is having fun....
The OP blog was a little Lizard-ish today. Could it be that the Trojan Lizard had an impact?
Mouse: I checked out the article on the Justice Department hiring fiasco and there were the predictable "Clinton did it" comments. For a certain group of people, any criticism of Bush brings a reflexive "Clinton did it". That's a little scary too. (Didn't Gary Trudeau draw Clinton as a waffle?)

The thing about the Lizards is that once we get you you've been got. We spoil you for all other blogs. Some lurker-turned-Lizard folks have been known to cry out in their sleep and suddenly awaken with an idea that needs to be added at once to the pile.

Sorry, buy Lizarddom is a way of life.

Last! heh heh!

Go to bed, Mudge. You deserve it.

Michael Corones is one hot Manbox

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