Morning Mix: K-Fed Named Father of the Year

Actor Vern Troyer arrives at the launch of the new Op Advertising Campaign Party in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. (Getty Images)

Headlines: Vegas club names K-Fed "Father of the Year"... Tatum O'Neal says drug arrest saved her life... Gina Gershon says Bill Clinton affair (as per Vanity Fair) is a lie... Michael and Dina Lohan say they're done talking to the press (start holding your breath.... NOW!)... Gwyneth Paltrow wants to "force" herself to have another kid... Eva Longoria is latest "baby bump" target... Party "weary" Lily Allen carried out of U.K. awards show... Ed McMahon faces possible home foreclosure.

Crime Watch: Judge orders journalist to court in R. Kelly trial... Professional "Jackass" Steve-O pleads guilty to cocaine possession... "Survivor" Richard Hatch takes tax evasion case to the Supreme Court... Brigitte Bardot found guilty of inciting racial discrimination... Judge says Hulk Hogan's son will remain in solitary confinement... Man jailed for robbing "Lost's" Josh Holloway.

Rumor Mill: Brangelina victimized by imposter spreading "fake" tips... Ethan Hawke set to marry pregnant former nanny... Cameron Diaz goes on a date with Aniston-ex Paul Sculfor... Pam Anderson headed for fourth marriage?... Paris Hilton's dog dating Joel Madden's pup (and I have officially jumped the shark).

No main post today as I'll be traveling. We'll be back to full strength tomorrow. In the meantime, check out one of my favorite destinations: PostRock.