If Heidi is crucified and rises from the dead, *then* I will watch the Hills. Until then, I will continue to not care who she is or what she thinks.

Someone thinks of Paris Hilton as pure AND he can successfully tell her not to do something! Who'd have thunk it? I have some instructions to send him regarding other things she should not do.

ohmygod! A Jackson Family reality show?

Whoever thought reality shows could be given a bad name or gotten tackier.

Good for Paris for refusing to get tattoos. There's nothing that makes a young lady look less lady-like than a tattoo.

With the possible exception if the widespread availability on the internet of a video of you having sex.

Interesting linguistic note: Heidi could replace "persecuted" with "prostituted" and her statement would remain accurate.

Can we just get on with the Heidi persecution and be done with her?

If all those Madonna/Guy/A-Rod rumours are true, Mr. Ritchie's flying to NY can mean only one thing:

A-Rod is going to pop out of Madge's birthday cake.

Soccer Dudes:
www.italylogue.com/about-italy/10-hottest-italian-footballers-according-to-jessica.html

Eddie Murphy ready to retire? I was ready for that to happen after The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

Speaking of Pamela Anderson, she's 41 today. Fellow Canadian Dan Aykroyd is 56, and fellow Canadian Canada is 141.

So we can pretty much expect to see the worst acting ever on the Twilight Zone this week.

What is it with all these celebrity vegetarians getting all riles up tht other celebs eat meat? Pam Andersons comments were interesting inasmuchas they came from her, ya know? I'm sure she's worshipped a sausage or two in her time.

Eddie Murphy should have retired after Beverly Hills Cop 2.

Heidi, when John Lennon compared himself to Jesus, he got villified. And he was one of the BEATLES. You, sweetie are not even in the same universe as that. So you might want to hold off on comparing yourself to a deity.

Benji is so not sleeping with Paris. Otherwise, he would have found the tats she already has. Whatever drugs he is on, I want some.

if paris is pure than i grant wishes when you rub my tummy. line up people, we're granting wishes today!
(happy canada day byoolin!)

Liz, can you do a Futbol post/gallery?

Dear Britney, try Nebraska.

Blake Lively has stumbled upon the reason no one knows who she is.

actually that should be "quiet" or maybe even "quite quiet."

More from the Heidi interview...

"Montag identifies herself as 'kind of non-denominational Baptist'"

"This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to 'feed children and help build things.'"

"Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. 'As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab.'"

Oh Heidi, I wish I knew how to quit you.

Hey Liz -- on the main washpost page, there's a picture of the guys from Mad Men but the link doesn't take us to a Mad Men story!

My buddy is the 2nd guy from the left and I want to read about him!

"Jessica Biel says her dog isn't into blogging."

My dogs are into blogging either. Wow, whodda thunk Jessica Biel and I would have so much in common.

Seriously, is Heidi Montag mentally retarded?

Jessica Biel's dog would like it known that he has NOT withdrawn his name for consideration to be Katherine Heigl's replacement on Gray's Anatomy.

that should be "aren't into blogging"

Omaha, those are priceless quotes. Well played. I may have to revisit my decision to shun all Hills-related media (mostly because all the people on the show make me want to put my foot through the TV).
Speaking of shunning, I wonder if the horror of "Norbit" has anything to do with Eddie Murphy's intent to retire. Ah, we can only dream.

Imagine, if you will, a world in which a venerated and pioneering television series - a series performed by actors like Martin Landau and Ida Lupino - is 'reimagined' fifty years later and populated by the likes of Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Piven.

Imagine, if you will, Rod Serling spinning in his grave, screaming, "Jason Alexander as 'Death'? Are you f****** KIDDING ME?"

"Paris Hilton has been banned from getting a tattoo by her rocker boyfriend Benji Madden, because he wants her to remain 'pure'."
Of course! Why bother with tattoos? There are so many more interesting ways to catch hepatitis.

Hey, why don't we just watch the original Twilight Zone all day Thursday?

http://www.scifi.com/schedulebot/index.php3?date=3-JUL-2008&feed_req=

Sorry Liz - I'm just a lousy linkmonkey.

it works.

The Jackson family has been pitching a reality show for years, but no one is interested unless Michael is involved. The Jacksons are broke and on the verge of being homeless since Michael no longer supports them. Janet is the only one with any income and she is also a has been.

i hate michael lohan. he's really mean to my girrl dina and my BFF linsey. u guyz should hate him 2 and say maean things abot him 2.

Though I agree about the rest of the Jacksons, I've heard about the reality show some time ago, but please explain how Janet Jackson is a has been? She is still recording and acting, in fact she was in Tyler Perry's most successful crossover movie last year, "Why Did I Get Married?" (though I hated it). I am no luvjanet, but she is anything but a "has been".

"The Jackson family has been pitching a reality show for years, but no one is interested..." in seeing Papa Joe beat his grown-up sons.

I love Michael Lohan, he is a wonderful father and husband. Dina was stupid to let him go. His children will regret not having him in their lives.

It's Canada Day! All together now: Oh Canada, our home and native land. True patriot love in all our sons command....

I seem to recall that Britney Spears' neighbors complained that she and her hordes of paparazzi were ruining what had been a quiet neighborhood. Where can she go that the paparazzi won't follow her?

So Benji wants to keep Paris "pure"? Oh, Benji darling--that train has long left the station.

And to answer July 1, 2008 9:21 AM's question: Yes. Yes, she is.

It's gotta be a sign of something that Liz Kelly can write "Amy Winehouse parties until 4:30 a.m. after leaving hospital" and none of us find anything comment-worthy in the statement.

So, Liz Kelly, no more AW stories unless they include one or more of the following words or phrases:

"found dead"
"gains 40lbs in two weeks"
"decapitated"
"Shamued"
"calls [any other person] a 'f****** mess'"
or, specifically for the entertainment of James from the Block, "photographed with hot futbol player"

I love Michael Lohan, he is a wonderful father and husband. Dina was stupid to let him go. His children will regret not having him in their lives.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 9:44 AM

whatEVER. michel is a horribl dad. he was mean to dina and doesnt cayre about linsey and ali and the other kids. dina cares about the childrn, but michel jus wants to exploit them and use them for theyr money.

or, specifically for the entertainment of James from the Block, "photographed with hot futbol player"

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 9:51 AM

Hey I like seeing futbol players too!

Of course Dina's a good mother. What mother wouldn't pull on a pair of knee pads to help her tone deaf daughter get a recording contract.

Paris wants Benji Madden to stop pretending to be a rock star and actually become one

Hey I like seeing futbol players too!

Posted by: | July 1, 2008 9:59 AM

*****

That's as may be, but how am I going to give you a shout-out if you don't even have a name? What if I had said "or, specifically for the entertainment of frequent poster without a name..." and some other frequent poster without a name thought I was talking about him or her?

It would be chaos, I tell you! CHAOS.

Of course Dina's a good mother. What mother wouldn't pull on a pair of knee pads to help her tone deaf daughter get a recording contract.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 10:01 AM

y do u hate dina so much and say alll these lies? it hurts me so much bc dina is like a mom to mee.

Hopefully Eddie retires before Beverly Hills Cop 4. I heard yesterday that he would be interested in doing a 4th.

Ahhhhh, Heidi, the gem of the Hills. She makes Avril (Happy Canada Day!!) seem like a genius by comparison.

Benji is on some "Alice in Wonderland" type stuff. He has to be in order to use the word pure in reference to Paris.

Congrats to Jason and Carm Down Fatty Lee's mom.

Soccer Dudes:
www.italylogue.com/about-italy/10-hottest-italian-footballers-according-to-jessica.html

Posted by: | July 1, 2008 8:44 AM

Thank you anon. I might have a new favorite team.

And for byoolin, I paste this link so that we may all sing O' Canada properly on Dominion Day.

http://www.singforcanada.ca/anthem.html

I work with the Richmond Kickers a lot. While they aren't international futball superstars, they're still easy on the eyes.

Luvlindsey, you really need to start living in the real world, if you think a mother you only see on tv, have never met, have never interacted is like a mother to you. Real people who are actually involved in your life, can be like that, but people you only see in shiny pictures in magazines or on the tv should not.

Speaking of Pamela Anderson, she's 41 today. Fellow Canadian Dan Aykroyd is 56, and fellow Canadian Canada is 141.

Posted by: byoolin waves the flag. | July 1, 2008 8:47 AM

So what exactly did Canada do to deserve Pamela Anderson for its 100th birthday present?

Benji wants Paris to remain pure? Oh sweetie, you can keep closing the barn door but that horse is already gone.

Paris is as pure as the driven snow--

after 15 Mac trucks have run over it.

Oh, luvlinsey, you crack me up.

Canada thanks all of you for your good wishes, especially RCR, B'More Cat, new england, melissamac1 and petal for their recent explicit contrafibularities.

As a sign of the good will that exists between our two great nations, especially during this, our shared national birthday week, the Prime Minister has asked that Celine Dion's 13 brothers and sisters immediately stand down from any preparations to visit America. (They will be deployed instead to Timmins, Ontario, where the locals have become restless since the news of Shania's marriage troubles became public.)

Luvlindsey, you really need to start living in the real world, if you think a mother you only see on tv, have never met, have never interacted is like a mother to you. Real people who are actually involved in your life, can be like that, but people you only see in shiny pictures in magazines or on the tv should not.

Posted by: ep | July 1, 2008 10:14 AM

u dont know what u r talking about. dina is awsum and she's like a mom for me. and she's definitel real ok? so just go away and stop hayting her and linsey.

So what exactly did Canada do to deserve Pamela Anderson for its 100th birthday present?

Well, she does seems to have had a productive, if hardly distinguished, show biz career. Presumably beats being on welfare?

Luvlindsey, you really need to start living in the real world, if you think a mother you only see on tv, have never met, have never interacted is like a mother to you.

Its luvlinsey (cant u spel), and dina is so real the voycs are awsum.

I work with the Richmond Kickers a lot. While they aren't international futball superstars, they're still easy on the eyes.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 10:11 AM

As a Richmonder, I make a point of driving past the Kickers' Main Street office in the hopes of spotting one of them shirtless. So far, nada. But I'm keeping up the vigil.

My 40 y/o mentally challenged sister can spell better than luvlinsey, what does that say about our youth? Though I beginning to wonder is luvlinsey is real, considering no one, in their right mind (that's important to remember), would consider someone they have never met, like a mother to them. Perhaps luvlinsey and Heidi Montag are in the same class...the special class.

Proofreading is not my strong suit.

..."I'm beginning to wonder if..."

Oh musicgeek, they've relocated to the Willow Lawn area. I don't know why they haven't repainted the place on Main.

Sorry for the OT Richmond lovefest, but I don't want MG stalking the wrong part of town.

A FRENCH MAGAZINE REPORTS:

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu'Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.

It's 'vilified', not 'villified', you retard.

Byoolin,

Thank you for the stand down of the Dion siblings.

Crap, not more French.

We do not insult each other here. The celebrities yes other posters, no.

Yo EP, then what did you just do when you corrected my spelling. Besides, I was not insulting her. I was pointing out she needed help.

The Kickers' office moved?! My world has been rocked. And my route to work has been adjusted to include the West End.

In further Italian soccer worship, I loved Materazzi's response when Zidane claimed that his Italian opponent had insulted his mother and his sister during the World Cup final. I can't find the specific quote, but it was something along the lines of, "Hey, whoa, not true! I never said anything about his mother."

speaking of hottie soccer stars, when i was a wee young lass there was a guy in my neighborhood who would play soccer shirtless and was all kinds of manly. got my 12-year-old little heart pumping. and, i am pleased to say, he was candian! (see, it all ties in so nicely.)

Carm down, fatties.

Curmudgeon, you are a true celebritologist, monitoring gossip sites in other languages to ensure that we don't miss a bit of celeb news. Let us know when Brangelina's babies arrive please.

anon@10:36 is just starting to wonder if luvlinsey is fake? bit slow on the uptake, aren't you?

I don't know if I am getting old but I can't even muster the enthusiasm to snark about Heidi-ous. There is such a lack of self awareness, it just isn't even fun.

Its almost the existential question for this millenium - if an ego doesn't feel the prick does it deflate? - discuss -

I am going to go back to endlessly scanning the internet for pictures of hot italian futbol players... sigh...

I am Canadian. I have a veritable cornucopia of a lexicon. I am the very definition of a modern major general...

...and I'm still better than you. Bow before Byoolin!

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

I am going to go back to endlessly scanning the internet for pictures of hot italian futbol players... sigh...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 11:13 AM

remember to post links! esp if they look like cannavaro, beckham, or ronaldo.

"if an ego doesn't feel the prick..."

Would she still be dating Spencer?

i suspect there's more than one luvlinsey. one is awsum and the other is alsom.

Not slow, h3, just didn't really care since her post were also so...well...for lack of a better word, retarded. I never believed she/he was a TTT, but as someone suggested, I also don't believe its satire. I kinda half wondered if it was someone trying to be clever, but I think who ever this person is blew their wad by claiming Dina Lohan is like a mother to them. Even my mentally challenged sister would know she's not a good mother or a good person.

anon@11:23, I hate to find myself in the position of defending luvlinsey, but I think the crazy is what makes it funny.

I'm a luvlinsey fan. She's "awsum."

Can we get a ruling on the proper speeling of awesome, is it alsome, or awsum. Mudge is this in the Glossary?

"Rodonna." I like that, LTL.

Alsome, awsum, and awesome probably should be in the glossary, but how does one define them?

Is having twins in France awsum or alsome?

Is trying to sell a reality show about the Jackson's alsome or disgusting?

Is Heidi Speidi alsome, awsum, or . . .

You see my problem.

The Madden said he wanted Paris to be "pure", but did he specify pure what? Maybe he meant pure unadulterated skankaliciousness. Is that too many syllables for Benji?

Something in that Montag quote really resonated with me. I'm starting a new religion, Heidiology. Please be generous when the collection plate passes your way, the temple needs new marble floors.

It'd be great if we could find a more creative and less obnoxious way to insult each other than calling each other "retarded". Sorry, I'm probably oversensitive, the word just makes me cringe.
May I nominate "Loh-blivious"?

TO: Bawlmer, who's just sayin'

"Loh-blivious"? Done. It's in there (the Unabashed Glossary).

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM

How about EWWWW-donna?

Or ICK-Rod.

or Mad-Disgusting...

I am with Bawlmer on the use of the word "retard" unless it's used in reference to Heincer. Let's not insult each other, after all this is not OP. Let's insult celebrities. And whether we must insult each other or only celebrities, let's use a little creativity, ya bunch of monkey toed, banana eaters...

A-Rod's wife needs to be careful - the last time her hubby got caught squiring a stripper in public, she wound up pregnant. And memo to Alex - wouldn't a nice bauble from Harry Winston have been cheaper?

The correct spelling and pronunciation is "alsome"

Oh Jason Lee....your last baby mama wasn't good enough to marry but this one is?

Oh how the mighty Brodie/Banky has fallen.

**shakes head in disgust & adds another reason to the list why Mr. Lee got replaced as #2 on my "kitchen" list by Roger Clyne**

Oh well, I guess it's good he's marrying this one. That's more than a lot folks do, celeb or otherwise.

Here's to hoping he doesn't give this one a dumbass celebuspawn name like Pilot Inspektor or Moxie Crimefighter.

"Good for Paris for refusing to get tattoos. There's nothing that makes a young lady look less lady-like than a tattoo.

With the possible exception if the widespread availability on the internet of a video of you having sex."

And widespread (ahem, no pun intended) availability on the Internet of photos of your gross herpes-ridden crotch.

Jessica Simpson and Usher? Is Macy's sponsoring the new Twilight Zone? Is this the one where she kills him with her shoe before he gets a chance to kill her with her perfume but she gets blood all over the Martha Stewart sheet sets and Donald Trump has to sell ties in order to raise her bail money?

Isn't Jason Lee a scientologist? By definition, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

b,
Mad-Disgusting
Gets my vote.

Bored,
Moxie Crimefighter, now you're toying with us. Who on earth ? Why on earth? That can't be on the child's birth paper. Not that Pilot is much better.

Sunnydaze,
Have you seen the Obit gum commercial where the cheerleaders are insulting each other? Priceless. I particularly like the use of the term "donkey door".

Alsome
Oh wow!
Like totally freak me out
I mean, right on
the Toros sure are number one!

That cheer goes through my head every time I hear the word awesome (or alsome or awsom).

petal: Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette, born to Penn & Emily Jillette, June 3, 2005.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/06/04/entertainment/main699675.shtml

It's true! One of the guys from Penn and Teller named his child Moxie Crimefighter. Someone out there knows if it was Penn or Teller. It was the member of the duo who speaks.

I like the Macy's sponsored Twilight Zone. Think of the product placement opportunities! Macy's also sells products by J.Lo, Hannah Montana, Britney Spears, Kimora Lee Simmons, that guy P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean John.

We could have some fun with this idea.

I love it when stars get their romantic interests tattooed on themselves somewhere. It makes their break-up much more humorous.

It's so sad when old washed-up stars like Pam Anderson try to grab headlines by attaching themselves to a younger, prettier one like Jessica Simpson. Perhaps Simpson feels the same way about silicone, Pammy. Anyone who increases her chest size to 50DDD has no room to call someone who enjoys hamburgers a wh*r*.

Yay! We get Guy Ritchie and Britain keeps Madge. We got the better end of the deal on that one, eh?

sunnydaze -- I don't think Britney should try Nebraska. Google Earth's default view is somewhere in Nebraska, and Britney is likely to inadvertently buy that exact house.

Yay! We get Guy Ritchie and Britain keeps Madge. We got the better end of the deal on that one, eh?

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:17 PM

I thought we were trading them for Cavannavo, Beckham, and Ronaldo?

byoolin -- I thought the same thing about Paris on first glance. But it is not she who does not want tattoos. It is her boyfriend who is *forbidding* her.

So there's that.

Angelina est en un hôpital français? Qu'est-ce que c'est? C'est un endroit où les personnes malades vont. Mais ça ne fait rien maintenant.

yo ep -- we do insult luvlinsey, though. I figure that's okay since luvlinsey is a syndicate of individuals wishing to appear stupid and rile the regulars over they thought of Lindsay Lohan having sycophants.

Am I the only one who is flabbergasted that someone would publicly claim to be Michael Lohan's baby-mama?

"On Friday, Kauffman, a 44-year-old massage therapist, told E! News that Lohan promised "to do for Ashley what he did for Lindsay's career, the whole thing," but then had second thoughts."

Honey, you've got the wrong parent! Dina's the one who puts on the knee pad leggings to get her girls into showbiz. Michael's the one who tried to steal Lindsay's money and rode her coat-tails to F-list celebrity.

Plus, RCR admitted to posting as luvlinsey, drastically reducing my trust (though not my adulation) for RCR's posts ;-). I think byoolin posts as luvlinsey sometimes, too, as luvlinsey's spelling is just a little too poor yet careful.

"...after 15 Mac trucks have run over it."

Surely far more than 15 ...

Amy Wine-o sure can withstand a lot of punishment (youth, maybe?). I don't know if it's worthwhile even keeping her on celebrity death watch anymore. Or maybe she's like Keith Richards or Strom Thurmond -- suspected to actually be dead, but still moving around.

Here is the hot-off-the-press explanation:

"Angelina Jolie has gone into a hospital in the south of France where she expects to give birth to twins."

Sacre Bleu! Pepe Le Pew! Mon Dieu! Peau de sois!

You guys are alsome Lizards. Hugs all around.
So for Twilight Zone, are they doing the episode with the psychotic talking doll? Because I think that role would fit Jessica to a T. And then Martha Stewart would come in wielding a lovely Wusthof knife.

... It is her boyfriend who is *forbidding* her.

So there's that.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:24 PM

******

Oh, yeah, *that*. Ironic - The guy with more ink on him than Charlie Brown after a day of addressing Christmas is telling his girlfriend she can't get a tattoo...

"My dad beat me because mine said 'Mother'/
but my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother/
'cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude/
and my mom thought that was extremely rude"
"Tattoo" - The Who

Byoo:

Are all Canadians so cheeky?

Bonjourrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!

Maybe Benji really just wants to make sure she doesn't get his name tatooed on her somewhere.
Oh the other hand, I once told a well tattoed man that wanted to get dragon tattoed on my chest (not that I would have really done it - needles...) and he responded, "Don't f up your titties like that." No kidding, this really happened.

Technically, byoo is a West Virginian right now. That means when she plays hockey, she has to carry a shotgun.

oops -- he. sorry byoo.

Booo - I was only Luvlinsey once!
Personally, I believe luvlinsey is that girl in Montana who may or may not be Linday's 1/2 sister.

$$$ - aw, I thought "she" was intentional. *I* laughed.

I promise on this, the second-most Holy of Canadian days, that I have never ever ever posted under the alias 'luvlinsey.'

The article about Madonna and A Rod refers to them as "dating". I have an issue with the use of the term. When both parties are married to other people, isn't that called "adultery"?

Byoolin, what's the holiest Holy Canadian day? Last game of the Stanley Cup finals?

HA! Byoolin,

But of course you never posted under 'luvlinsey'. TSK

you can fool all of the Lizards some of the time, and some of the Lizards all of the time, but if you fool me once shame on me and if you fool me twice, you can't fool me again!

byoolin + RCR + as-yet undiscovered others = luvlinsey

The holiest Holy Canadian day:

September 28, 1972.
http://tinyurl.com/4etwa9

beaker says:

"So Benji wants to keep Paris "pure"? Oh, Benji darling--that train has long left the station."

A lot of trains have been thru that station.

**********

I had heard that Britney is thinking about moving back to Louisiana, where she still owns a home. But how would that affect her custody arrangement, I wonder?

Canada is that land that gave us "apostrophe cops." Canada is our annoying little brother who Mom makes us play with all the time. Canada is our honorary 51st state. Canada is where Americans show up for vacation with skis on the border in July. Canada wisely departed from the Motherland when it comes to driving on the left, presumably because of its proximity to Detroit. Canada is where Americans fly through when we want to go to Cuba. Canada is America's little loophole.

Happy birthday, Canada.

Wouldn't "cheese eating surrender monkeys" pertain to Green Bay Packers fans?

byoolin + RCR + as-yet undiscovered others = luvlinsey

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 2:03 PM

i think we discovered that methinks and jake.e.poo also posted under luvlindsey

sunnydaze -- that tattoo story is oddly chivalrous.

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM

Skankee?

Now that I know Moxie's dad I understand the name. I still say that kid had better have a crap load of moxie and change of name request for when she gets older.

I wonder if that name is comic book inspired?

Those "cheese eating surrender monkeys" would probably rather not be referred to as "Canadian" but "Quebecois" or even "Quebecer" is better than "Canadian."

On that note, in honor of Canada Day:

There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."

So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish" 'POOF' the oceans were full ( of fish that is).

The Quebecer was amazed, he said "I want a wall around the province of Quebec, so nothing will get in." 'POOF' there was a wall around Quebec.

The guy from Toronto says "Tell me more about this wall."

The genie says "Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

So the Torontian says "Fill it up with water."

September 28, 1972 was an auspicious day indeed. Canada defeats Russia in La Serie du Siecle

AND

the insouciant Gwyneth Paltrow was born!

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM

I wonder who wears the knee-padded leggings - arod or madge?

Wait... Canada *isn't* part of the U.S.?

hey, hey, hey, I have never posted under luvlinsey. I will, however, admit to having posted under other luv(name her)tags, but never luvlinsey. I do have my integrity, thank you very much.

Since this is the only place I can anonymously reveal this - I have become an all-out Miley Cyrus fan. I love her music, I love the show.

Thanks for letting me get this off my manly chest.

I think this discussion
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2008/07/christian_sites_ban_on_g_word.html
would be much better if there were posts about Clay Aiken, don't you?

Wouldn't cheese eating surrender monkeys more aptly describe les Francois (sorry no frenchy accent on my keyboard)...

I'm jes sayin'...

As my friends always liked to say, canada, the only country successfully invade the US and burn our capital to the ground...

Happy centennial, "SOS" (and I don't mean the steel wool pads)!

...In the past century, "SOS" has become a firm part of popular culture used in everything from DIY programme titles to Abba hits. But it began life in a far more serious setting after being adopted by the international community on July 1, 1908, as the globally recognised distress signal for ships at sea.

At that time voices could not yet be carried across the airwaves and sailors needed a standard means of saying, in Morse code, that they were in trouble.

Until then, the most commonly used distress call was the "CQD" signal, which was open to misinterpretation. After much deliberation, SOS was chosen to replace it because the signal - three dots, three dashes and three more dots - is such a clear message to send in Morse code.

There was some early success for the new system a year later when the Cunard liner the SS Slavonia was stricken off the Azores. She sent out an SOS and not a single life was lost...

From http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article4244924.ece

As my friends always liked to say, canada, the only country successfully invade the US and burn our capital to the ground...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 2:53 PM

********

Well, not entirely successfully, as it turns out: you &@$^#@$#s are still here, aren't you?

Yo byoolin, carm down, eh?

Umm it was the British who burned the capital. Canada wasn't its own country then but still a colony. There may have been people who lived in Canada involved in said burning, but they were British citizens, not Canadian citizens. Sorry, guys. But, you don't get to take credit for burning other people's capital until you are your own country.

so no pix of anyone good today?

Perhaps Brit-Brit can move to Canada.

That way, "we" wouldn't have to think about her anymore, "we" might also get rid of K-Fed (as a package deal sweetened with promises of beer), its quiet, and she can enjoy menages a trois avec les bears po-lar and les Eskimos.

i'm just going 2 ingrore all the mean commments made about me 2day. but i thynk we should suggest that A. Rod should hooke up with Dina. Theid be another cool cuple.

My top choyces for Dina:
Clooney
Beckham
A.Rod

sorry

it's not its

Clooney, Beckham & A.Rod wouldn't want Dina. Heck, Dina makes even Posh seem respectable.

u all ppl r mean but ill ignore that if u watch living lohan on e! i wish dina wuz my mom. shes tha bestest. i am nit byoolin

Happy Birthday Canada! May your beer remain frigid, your polar bears stay well-fed, and your poutine always be smothered with gravy.
/salute!

Clooney, Beckham & A.Rod wouldn't want Dina. Heck, Dina makes even Posh seem respectable.

Posted by: | July 1, 2008 3:12 PM

whatEVER. any of the trhree of them would be lucky to get with Dina. She's beutiful. And byoolin would be lucky too if he could be weith Dina.

That could depend on your definition of lucky.

Couldn't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xtyeI7Erw

I know I will suffer the wrath of the luvlinsey, but this is too funny.

Well Byool - my bfriend (a norwegian biker not an italian futbol-er, but I aint complainin' - he is of said fame as my earlier anon post - i was not yet resigned to my LTL nom de plume - about having a man who shaved his chest and legs and was most assuredly not 'boy like - ok I've even lost myself on this post, wherewasi???) oh yes... my bfriend is from Minnesota and occasionally says 'sooory' like our fine (insert non-censured 5 leafed green natural tobacco like substance) smoking friends to the north... and it makes my heart beat a little faster...

To sum - cute little canadian like accents are delish, I guess we'll keep ya as our 51st state...

sorry....

Hmmm. Unless I missed it, I don't remember anyone accusing jake e. poo of signing in as luvlinsey. I think you just gave yourself away, jake. Or are you RCR too?

As far as Rodonna goes, the relationship probably won't last the time we bicker about the nickname.

Okay, jake e. poo. I see the scurrilous allegation now. You're off the hook. For now.

perhaps £££ is luvlinsey?
sasquatch maybe?
LTL?
Alex?

So why do folks post under different names? I mean I have created these certain visions of all of you in my head and it would be world altering to find out that Byoolin is actually a 17 year old surfer chick in San Jose California or Petal is conversing with us from Cell Block D in Sing Sing (is that still open), its like finding out that Aunt Edna is really Uncle Joseph ...but no one talks about that... and all of a sudden Thanksgiving is no longer the same...

Full disclosure I've had one or two anon posts but thats only because I was not yet ready to 'own' LTL... I posted the first moment of silence request for that filly that died at the derby...

whatEVER. any of the trhree of them would be lucky to get with Dina. She's beutiful. And byoolin would be lucky too if he could be weith Dina.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 3:22 PM

Yes, byoolin, Clooney, Beckham & A.Rod would all LOVE to be with Dina. Especially if she was wearing her knee padded leggings.

I could never be luvlinsey. I am allergic to misspelling when I type -- I have sort of an OCD conniption fit. If I post before I realize I misspelled, I am up all night.

My initials are LL, though. LLL, in fact. Lindsay's name shortens to LiLo, while mine shortens to LoLa. Couldn't be more different.

Okay, bored, I have to say ... it's Torontonian, and Quebecois.

Carry on.

I think I posted as BBFL (for Boynton Beach, FL) when I first started posting, maybe for a day or two. Then I posted as LLL until byoolin told me how to get the British Sterling symbol. I post to Weingarten's chat as BBFL or DBFL (for Delray Beach), though. What can I say? I'm on the border of Delray and Boynton.

to LTL - most of the regs stick with their usual handles, but I can see choosing a "fake" name if you were posting something kind of out of character (see my earlier post about the tattoo story, for example). Or maybe if you are going to say something that might generate backlash, you might not want your regular name on that. Or maybe if you are doing something to stir the pot - such as posting as luvlinsey - which, for the record I believe is several of the regular poster, but not byoolin. Also for the record I am not luvlinsey.

Speaking of all those beaches in FL, I wonder whatever happened to niceFLguy. Maybe he just became someone else?

Maybe he became luvlinsey. He has been suspiciously absent. Perhaps he is simply no longer nice.

Ok, £££, perhaps I doth (or should it be dith?) protest too much, but I am not a luvlinsey fan and was offended that someone would think I was her/him. I forgive you, for now.

Never posted as our poseur TTT friend...

Thanks for the explanation, I just couldn't imagine keeping all sorts of different persona straight in my head. Also - I could never date more than one guy at a time...

Okay, who wrote this??

Northern Virginia, Virginia: Don't people want to listen to recording artists who can actually sing? Apparently not. Otherwise, more consumers would have purchased Clay Aiken's latest album, On My Way Here, which really showcases his voice with songs that are beautifully arranged and full of melody, qualities that seem to have disappeared on today's music scene. Groban and Buble, neither of which can match Aiken's strength vocally, have become fixtures on Adult Contemporary radio. Why not Aiken? You don't have to approve of his personal life -- whatever it is. The Voice should be enough to get him the respect he deserves and has earned.

J. Freedom du Lac: Maybe they just find the material boring. Having a fine voice is one thing; actually doing something interesting with it is another.

LTL, if you think "it would be world altering to find out that byoolin is actually a 17 year old surfer chick," imagine how I'd feel suddenly seeing myself in a bikini.

i'm luvlinsey.
bwahahahahahahaha (evil laugh).

iPods are wasted on people like Northern Virginia, Virginia.

Does anyone know what it was on Russel Means' jacket that was getting talked about in Gene's chat?

Does anyone know what it was on Russel Means' jacket that was getting talked about in Gene's chat?

Posted by: hermespal | July 1, 2008 4:33 PM

Ooo, I was wondering, too. My mag's at home...

I forgot to pick up the paper this Sunday! Argh. Someone tell me what I'm missing.

I still have the mag at home, too, but probably won't remember to look. I tried to read the article but got distracted by the pictures of young Russell Means. The article, did it have words?

i've never posted as anyone else but i am thinking of shortening my name just cause it's a pain to type it all out, buy m&m is a candy and i don't want people munching on my limbs.

Hey LTL,

Can we change that to Petal on a beach sipping a long island or a beer? That's really where I would love to be at the moment. Although it feels like cell block D.

His jacket says "FARTS" in embroidered red print. The way the jacket is folded makes is look like a word was cut off, but all you see is "FARTS."

melissamac1 -- how about MM1?

Petal - what ever you want... In my world you are officially sipping a strange frothy drink with a mini umbrella while being fanned by a cabana boy named Rrrrraoullll (always said with a tiger like purr)...

Byoolin by your side in a white crochet thong...

I like melissamac1. I think if I knew you in RL I would probably call you that too. It has a nice ring.

Ok, I for one was hoping for something a lot more obscene than "farts."

Yo...DC 101 -- Canada Day music hour from 5:00 to 6:00...

www.dc101.com

h3 -- sorry. Just "farts."

Cool, you think they'll play some Loverboy?

Sheesh. I looked away for awhile and the Will Smith blog kinda exploded into a vat of total insanity. I think I'm staying over here in the Morning Mix side where it's relatively calm and sane.

Sweet, I get Rrrrraoullll (always said with a tiger like purr), a frothy drink and Byoolin (solely for the humor).

iPods are wasted on people like Northern Virginia, Virginia.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 4:28 PM
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Ears are wasted on people like Northern Virginia.

Happy Canada Day. For the foodies, two Canadian food blog celebrating the event (and there are other links):

http://www.creampuffsinvenice.ca/

http://helene-lacuisine.blogspot.com/

Sadly, as a sign of the coming apocalypse, Starbucks is getting ready to close 300 stores.

Sadly, as a sign of the coming apocalypse, Starbucks is getting ready to close 300 stores.

Posted by: alex has food porn today | July 1, 2008 6:24 PM

I read 600...

Thanks. You're right. I was so shaken by the news that I mistyped the number.

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