Morning Mix: Out of Control Andy Dick Arrested Again

OMG! Alex Keaton's little bro is headed for the slammer!

Andy Dick looks startlingly psychotic in his mugshot.

Heather Mills on LA??

This is not good.

I am more than willing to take one for the team and comfort Orlando Bloom over his break up.

Poor LA. Smog, earthquakes, fires, mudslides. Now Heather Mills.

Looks like a barn burner over at the MM's patio today!

Public Photos, Pedophelia and Common Sense

OMG, a sure sign of the Apocalypse!

If Orlando needs a "rebound girl" I'm there.

Jessica Alba's little girl is so cute - I guess no big surprise there.

SLP's mole story is weird. Seems like she would at least make some kind of announcement that she had it removed for medical reasons (whether true or not). It's not like no one will notice the change in that ginormous chin.

That Josh Brolin/Jefferey Wright story is kinda scary - it will be interesting to see where that goes.

23112, he does! He looks a little like Manson in the eyes. Maybe he will be found mentally incompetent and end up in a metal institution and we will finally be free of him.

I had to look at that photo of Justin Timberlake several times to figure out what I was seeing. Ow, my eyes.

STEVEN PAGE [singing]: If I had twenty Canadian dollars/I'd do blow.

Since Andy Dick seems to be so gifted at living up to his last name, we should take a moment to feel relieved that he's not doing his shtick under his real name, "Andy Genocide."

Barry Manilow: the story says he's lost "seven stone," which is 98 pounds. In those pictures with the article he looks like he weighs somwhere between 120 - 140. Now, raise your hand if you remember Barry Manilow *ever* weighing 200 pounds, never mind somewhere between 210 and 230.

A 19-year-old Terrence Howard told Cosby in 1988 "I'm a man just like you." By 1988, "The Cosby Show" had been nominated for 21 Emmys and had won 6, whereas Terrence Howard was... oh, yeah, 19 years old and had two auditions under his belt. He's lucky Cos didn't arrange for him to be an uncredited ingredient in a batch of Jell-O Pudding.

Defamer does justice to the Andy Dick mugshot:

http://defamer.com/398653/andy-dick-arrested-for-finger+lickin-fondling

In the Katie Holmes article it states that Katie will be showing off her singing and dancing skills on the show Eli Stone. For the love of Jeebus, I hope that's wrong.

Ben is up for an Emmy. WHEE! I love me some Michael Emerson

Brian Bonsall can use the fight-like-a-Klingon warrior thing while he's in prison.

Okay, I know that some of us may be tempted to go over and mess with the MMs (myself included), but I suggest we just stay away today. Things over there are going to get ugly and I think it's better if we just stay on the island and out of the muck.

If Orlando needs a "rebound girl" I'm there.

Posted by: BeachGirl | July 17, 2008 9:00 AM

Sorry BeachGirl. Orlando is one of the geigh's.

i bet clay aiken wonders why barry manilow's sexuality (not that there is anything wrong with it!!) has never been tabloid fodder....

I am surprised that none of the MM has yet admitted washing out and reusing certain feminine products.

"Oh, I only used it once on my last day! Surely, I can reuse!"

Posted by: Cecilia | July 16, 2008 4:48 PM

Isn't it funny that Brian Bonsall is still being referred to as 'former "Family Ties" actor"? I mean first, he was hardly an actor at four. And B, how would you like to be forever identified as something you did briefly as a child i.e. 'former nose picker Emily'?

and I think it's better if we just stay on the island and out of the muck.

Posted by: Dorkus | July 17, 2008 9:28 AM
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I think we need a ruling from Sasquatch!

Oh, the humidity!

the OP blog is HILARIOUS. the celebritology blog comments have become LAME and boring.

Rock of Love 3? We totally need a lizard to audition and write a guest blog. I'm all married and stuff, so I can't do it. Any volunteers?

Question:

Who's worse, Andy Dick or Amy Winehouse? Provide reasons supporting your answer.

anon at 9:57. The MM's over there are HARSH. I just read some of the comments and its like a rasslin match over there. throw downs left and right.

23112-Andy Dick by a mile, for the simple reason that he, unlike Winehouse, has no discernible talent (unless being a total douchewad is considered a talent).

Oh, the humidity!

Posted by: Where is the fun in that? | July 17, 2008 9:54 AM

You mean there's actually air in this water I'm breathing?

Andy Dick - WAAAAAAY worse than Amy Winehouse. Reasons? Uh, well, guys that give me the willies give me more extreme willies than girls that give me the willies.

Hope that makes sense.

Who's Worse? Dick.

Facts In Support Of This Statement:

1) Are you f****** kidding me? It's Andy Dick, for cryin' out loud.

2) Phil Hartman never died while working on any show Amy Winehouse was involved with.

3) 9/11.

Andy Dick, no contest. Where's Jon Lovitz when you need him.

Also, does Mena Suvari actually register as a celebrity anymore?

AD trumps AW. AW only fondles rats.

Andy Dick, no contest. Where's Jon Lovitz when you need him.

Also, does Mena Suvari actually register as a celebrity anymore?

Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 17, 2008 10:15 AM

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We're talking about Andy Dick and Jon Lovitz and you wanna quibble over Mena Suvari?

It's amazing how many tabloid writers and movie critics are dermatologists. How do we know SJP got her mole removed for cosmetic reasons or because Rex Reed made some douchbag remark?

leev adny alone! andy is a gr8 actor and is awsum.

Also, does Mena Suvari actually register as a celebrity anymore?

Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 17, 2008 10:15 AM

Not in that outfit. Elton John called and wants it back.

why would anybody date brandon davis? that guy is one of the most disgusting people i have ever seen. oil heir? more like oily hair.

I think all children under the age of 21 should be locked in a room of bubble wrap, kept alone and never be allowed to be seen in public. Just to protect them of course.

Posted by: ??? | July 17, 2008 10:22 AM

I'm with MCS on this. If SJP was going to remove her mole for cosmetic reasons, wouldn't she have done it years ago? She and that mole have had a very successful career.

Dorkus M, you know Mena Suvari is over when she's slated to appear in something with Matthew Modine...

Sorry, Matthew.

Question:

Who's worse, Andy Dick or Amy Winehouse? Provide reasons supporting your answer.

Posted by: 23112 | July 17, 2008 9:59 AM

Amdy Dickhouse.

Just imagine the carnage.

Hey, if you guys like the OP comments so much, I could just switch to writing about various celebs' fitness as parents each day. Yes?

I am truly shocked that Bret and Ambre broke up. He seemed so sincere about finding love.
As for RCR's suggestion that someone from here audition for Rock of Love 3, I don't think there's enough cootie repellant in the world to get me to try that.

luvandy, I'm pretty sure you meant to say that he's "alsome".

Hey, if you guys like the OP comments so much, I could just switch to writing about various celebs' fitness as parents each day. Yes?

Posted by: Liz Kelly | July 17, 2008 10:42 AM

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But Liz, didn't you try that in last week's comment box.

and I think it's better if we just stay on the island and out of the muck.

Posted by: Dorkus | July 17, 2008 9:28 AM
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I think we need a ruling from Sasquatch!

Oh, the humidity!

Posted by: Where is the fun in that? | July 17, 2008 9:54 AM

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The Lizaard Island Tribal Chieftain has spoken: no MM commando raids today

The Lizard Island SecDef, of course, will concur and set up perimeter guard posts on the Island

Sorry, that was I at 10:47

I believe that SJP's mole has gone to photoshop heaven along with Dame Helen's lower body.

They'll be baaaaaack

How about a discussion of today's Emmy nominations announcement?

Isn't it funny that Brian Bonsall is still being referred to as 'former "Family Ties" actor"? I mean first, he was hardly an actor at four. And B, how would you like to be forever identified as something you did briefly as a child i.e. 'former nose picker Emily'?

Posted by: jes | July 17, 2008 9:49 AM

Considering he did Star Trek afterwards, Family Ties is probably the better option to use.

This Just In:

"Packers say Vikings Tampered with Favre"

I don't know what to say . . .

Hey, if you guys like the OP comments so much, I could just switch to writing about various celebs' fitness as parents each day. Yes?

Posted by: Liz Kelly | July 17, 2008 10:42 AM

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No.

The joy in OP, if you could call it joy, is that the MMs get worked up over the most mundane things:
cloth diapers
sleep overs
carbonated beverages
ear infections
binky use after 2 years old

Celebrity parenting mishaps--not the same thing. When we hear about the screw ups they're big.

"Andy Dick arrested on drug, sexual assault charges" is not news.
"Andy Dick not arrested on drug, sexual assault charges," Now that would be news!
Also Andy's mugshot convinces me that he is the perfect candidate to play the Joker in the next Batman movie.

So Terence Howard proves that the Black Crusaders from 30 Rock are real.

Ladies & Gentlemen, post on the OP Blog at your own risk. Sometimes it's better to be a voyeur than an exhibitionist.

Oh man, that Andy Dick mugshot is PRICELESS! It's nearly the definition of manaical.

It's goin' up on my Little Wall of Crazy next to the 2 Robert Downey Jr. mugshots.

If Terrence Howard hears Lester Holt speaking directly to him through the TV, we'll know it's for real.

"Also Andy's mugshot convinces me that he is the perfect candidate to play the Joker in the next Batman movie."

But Jimmy, here's the thing...He can't act. Can't act good, can't act mediocre, he can only. act. bad.

Jimmy, I command you to bite your tongue.
I saw Dark Knight last night.
Heath Ledger deserved the hype.

Uh, oh. Jessica Alba had a silent birth... does this mean she's a Scientologist?

believe that SJP's mole has gone to photoshop heaven
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tmz is reporting it's gone for good. and that's better than swearing on a stack of bibles, folks

Curmudgeon hates to be tampered with
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depends on who's doing the tampering, oui?

Byoolin, they say Barry has dropped TO seven stone, not that he's lost seven stone. They are basically saying he's a 98-lb weakling.

:-(

The Daily Mail article about Barry Manilow says he's "said to have dropped TO seven stone"--not that he lost seven stone.

rivercityroller don't you have to be a stripper to be on rock of love? do we have any strippers that are lizards?

Jimmy, for SMAME for even suggesting that Andy Dick could be anywhere close to the talent and ability of Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, or Caesar Romero.

I can't believe no one has commented on the JT photo.

Mr. Timberlake is lookin' like he's ready for the "gun show" if ya knowwhuttamean.

Nice!

But Jimmy, here's the thing...He can't act. Can't act good, can't act mediocre, he can only. act. bad.

Posted by: b | July 17, 2008 11:55 AM
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Doesn't need to act, the mugshot proves there are enough demons in there to overcome Dick's bad acting.

Jimmy, I command you to bite your tongue.
I saw Dark Knight last night.
Heath Ledger deserved the hype.

Posted by: ol | July 17, 2008 11:56 AM
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Um, ol, I hate to be bearer of bad news, but Heath Ledger died a couple of months back, and I'm pretty sure the Batman money-making machine and crappy merchandise generator will go on without him.

From OP today:

I think you all are bieng very harsh. But i understnd the prolbem. Linsey is fotographed alot, but its not rite. She should only be fotographed with her consent. otherwize peeple can tak advantgae and fotoshop picutures. its a real prolbem.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 17, 2008 11:15 AM

otherwize peeple can tak advantgae and fotoshop picutures.

Like girlz whoz hoohahs are fotoshoped to look like their not waring pantyz in public?

Posted by: To luvlinsey | July 17, 2008 11:20 AM

Jimmy, I just don't want you walking around thinking Andy Dick can fill his shoes. I'm not buying crappy merchandise. I'm not Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons, I swear.
But he really was as good as you've heard.
Which, although snark-less is some valuable celeb info. Sometimes I watch the movies these famous people star in.
Also, Gary Oldman was pretty awesome, too.

"...TO seven stone..." - Posted by: can't smile without Barry

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Oh. Well, nevermind.

I meant "invisible".

Byoll, look at it this way: the motivational poster toads can never come up with a poster that reads

There is no I in nvsble

Almost 1:30 p.m. and no comments yet on Barry Manilow's "friend"? Woof!

out of control (fill in the blank) dick arrested. (today it's andy's)
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no comments on this stunning headline? i have so many running through my brain, but i'm afraid to put any to print.

Yeah, I noticed his friend. I also wondered if Barry might have an undisclosed ailment causing all of the weight loss. Perhaps it's impolitic to point it out but I can't be the only one wondering.

hey, i TRIED to comment on barry manilow's "friend" by mentioning that no one ever comments on his sexuality, which probably pisses off clay aiken. no one bit.

Bored @ work,

If you've got a little wall o' crazy, you have to have more up there than just Andy Dick and Robert Downey Jr.

You can't have a proper wall o' crazy without the following mug shots:

Nick Nolte
James Brown '04
Mel "Smiley" Gibson
Rip Torn
Daniel Baldwin
Amy Winehouse

May I add Tom DeLay?

May I add Tom DeLay

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yes, please do. and don't forget all of those sobbing preachers caught w/their test cycles flapping in the wind.

What about everybody's favorite crazy person, Gary Busey?

Sas, are you posting on the OP blog again? sounds like you're trying to get the MM's all riled up.

Mena, honey. What are you thinking? Are you pregnant?

Poor Katie. She keeps trying to escape but it just ain't happening.

Poor SJP. She's a great actor and it's so nice to have an actor who hasn't surgeried herself into a Stepford robot. I like her unique looks!

I wasn't distracted by her mole in the SATC movie. No one comments on those gargantuan, very freaky-looking veins in Angelina Jolie's arms or forehead, or HER mole, for chrissakes.

About Angelina's mole:

She did the voice/body of Grendel's mother in Beowulf. They used her mole. It must be some sort of trademark thingy.

sorry i've been missing from the celebritology blog for so long. i had to go rinse and reuse my feminine product.

sorry i've been missing from the celebritology blog for so long. i had to go rinse and reuse my feminine product.

Posted by: atb | July 17, 2008 2:56 PM

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atb?

stifle.

I have not been posting at the OP Blog. There is apparently a traspostite on premises.

Yes, any respectable wall 'o crazy should have Gary Busey (an oversight on my part)

Now, while I admire the suggestion of Tom "Cheshire Cat" Delay, he's more sinister than crazy.

As for weeping preachers, I left them out because I was focusing on the mug shots.

Oh, speaking of mug shots, I skipped Il Bonaduci. My bad. I'm also thinking that Whitney Houston gave us a good one once too. Didn't she?

Have at it...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/index.html

Aiken doth protest too much.

Manilow just keeps it very private. He also sees the humor in it.

Speaking of Gary Busey, go to youtube and search on "Gary Busey on Business." It should return a series of ads for a product called 'gotvmail'. It's advertising, but it's Gary Busey. It's *very* Gary Busey.

Aiken doth protest too much.

Manilow just keeps it very private. He also sees the humor in it.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | July 17, 2008 4:11 PM

Manilow's "friend" is a hottie.

Yeah. Whod've thunk it. Instead of hypothesizing on which disease Manilow has, we're giving him his props for the hunky man-friend. Respect.

Aiken, watch and learn from the master.