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As heard on TV... "Jersey Shore"

Jersey ShoreThe ladies of "Jersey Shore" can't listen to Bon Jovi all the time. (Photo courtesy MTV)

By Allison Stewart

Welcome to "As heard on TV," a feature where we at Click Track recap the music played on various TV shows. Our first choice was a no-brainer...

So, it's the morning after the latest episode of the MTV reality show "Jersey Shore," otherwise known as The Awesomest Show In The History Of The Entire World.

By this point you may be going through withdrawal, and wouldn't mind reliving the episode's many pathos-and-vomit-ridden moments through song. Or maybe you just want to know what tracks were played last night so you can avoid them for all eternity. Either way, we're here to help.

Your musical guide to last night's episode after the jump.

(WARNING: mild spoiler alerts ahead.)

Artist: Two Guns
Song: "Heavyheads"
Played During: The scene when Ronnie and the other guy who looks like Ronnie discuss a fight between Ronnie and Sammi.

Artist: Lights Resolve
Song: "Long Way to Go"
Played During: The scene where Ronnie and Sammi make up after arguing over Sammi's unusually large big toe, which Ronnie says makes her look like Fred Flintstone. This is true, but Ronnie really shouldn't have pointed it out. "I would suck your big toe," he says by way of apology.

Artist: Anonymous purveyor of really bad house music
Song: Really bad house music
Playing During: The scene where the housemates go to the club Karma, where everyone loves bad house music, because it's still 1998. Surely, Karma is the worst place in the entire world.

Artist: Mink
Song: "Look Into Each Other"
Played During: The scene in which Ronnie and Sammi make up after another fight, this time about something else. It's a long story.

By David Malitz  |  January 8, 2010; 11:10 AM ET
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Comments

That was a great episode, even though it had terrible music as usual. I wish we'd actually seen the big toe. Nice recap, though.

Posted by: misspress | January 8, 2010 4:47 PM | Report abuse

great episode. crappy music except for the mink song and the lights resolve song

Posted by: ken1245 | January 9, 2010 9:46 PM | Report abuse

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